Lania

Well, I said I should give carving a shot and here it is: icon Bob for Established housing scene. Carved in someone's favorite soap (sorry mom...)
 
Back story: Stakeout for people in the house to fall asleep -> in awesome silence creep around the bathroom cabinet -> target the victim -> abduct the victim -> get job done - point of no return.  (murder tool in the picture)

Well, I said I should give carving a shot and here it is: icon Bob for Established housing scene. Carved in someone's favorite soap (sorry mom...)
 
Back story: Stakeout for people in the house to fall asleep -> in awesome silence creep around the bathroom cabinet -> target the victim -> abduct the victim -> get job done - point of no return.  (murder tool in the picture)

Description:
Pomegranate seeds honey cake

 

Cake:
10 aromatic herbs
10 water
1 Pomegranate seeds
1 Honey Lollipop
1 Bag of maggoty flour
1 Muled Wine
3 Chocolate covered grasshopper


Creating the cake:

step 1 - pour the flour in the bowl
step 2 - add  8 water and start mixing
step 3 - add the aromatic herbs one by one
step 4 - drink some wine while letting the mix breath
step 5 - lick the lollypop
step 6 - mix the water with the lollypop
step 7 - wait for lollypop to melt
step 8 - heat the water and honey until it becomes thick
step 9 - add the thick honey to the cake mix
step 10 - add the seeds to the cake mix
step 11 - pour cake mix into the cake form
step 12 - bake the cake
step 13 - take the cake out and let it cool
step 14 - decorate the cake with the grasshoppers
step 15 - serve the cake

Deceptive Hyper Cake
 
 
Description:
Simple cake that will give you a super fused energy rush for birthday madness.
 
Cake:
5 unidentified plants
10 water
10 tea leaves
5 fat
1 winderwild egg
5 sugared newt

Candle:
1 red candy
1 wax beads
1 string

Candle mix:
step 1 - melt red candy
step 2 - melt wax beads
step 3 - mix red sticky stuff with melted wax
step 4 - pour mixture into candle shaper
step 5 - place string sticking out of setting mixture
step 6 - wait 1 hour
step 7 - remove candle

Cake mix:
step 1 - shake the newts and collect the sugar
step 2 - revive newts and let them escape
step 3 - soak tea leaves in water and boil
Step 4 - strain caffeine infused water
step 5 - grind unidentified herbs into flour
step 6 - mix flour, caffeine water, sugar and fat
step 7 - break winderwild egg into mixture and whisk
step 8 - pour mixture into baking tin
step 9 - bake for 40 minutes
step 10 - remove from oven
step 11 - place candle on cake


 

My cake:

 
And since the wish is not so visible I'll write it here: May you add a second zero to that number!
 
And as usual, better view here:
 
http://dstdst.wix.com/cake

Assira 's Rum Cake
 
Ingridients
 
2 blue candies
2 red candies
bottle of rum
3 unidentified plants
1 aromatic herb
 
Heat the pan
crush blue candies, add one unidentified plant and heat to make blue icing
crush red candies and heat to make red syrup
Mix red syrup, rum, unidentified plants, and aromatic herb.
bake cake
tap cake out of baking pan
let cool
coat top of cake with blue icing.
Cut and serve

Here's my recipe for an Upside down cake, commonly made with pineapples. HEre we'll be using bushies: 
Ingredients:
2 bushies
3 rainbow candies
2 sticky goop
3 unidentified plants
1 aromatic herb
3 water
 
PRocedure:
Heat the pan
Seed the bushies
Crush candies
Melt crushed candies with water
Pour rainbow caramel into pan.
Slice bushies and add them to the pan slightly dipping into caramel.
Mix aromatic herbs, unidentified plants, sticky goop and water in a bowl.
Pour over the candied bushies.
Bake for 40 minutes.
Invert the cake and cut into slices
Serve!

Here is my recipe for a very good bushy pie. It's a bit more difficult to make than normal cake, but once you taste it more than worth the trouble!
 
Bushy pie

Ingredients:
2 Bushies
1 Aromatic herbs
2 Sticky goop
1 Rainbow candy
2 Unidentified plants
2 Water

The filling:
Put the bushies, together with the herbs and the goop in a pan with just enough water to keep them covered and put them on a medium fire. While stirring allow the bushies to boil for roughly two minutes. Take the filling from the fire and let the it cool down. The filing should thicken as it cools down, if the filling becomes too thick, you can add some more water, if it remains too thin you should allow it to boil for a little longer.

The crust:
Now turn on the oven to let it warm up. Meanwhile take some grains and grind them to a nice floor. Now crush the rainbow candy and mix it together with the floor and the remainder of the water to a dry dough. Use about 3/4th of the dough to cover the bottom and sides of the cake form.

Now poor the filling in the crust. Create long stripes from the remainder of the dough and weave them into a lattice on top of the pie. Put the cake in the oven and allow it to bake for about 45 minutes. Once the crust colours a golden brown take the pie out of the oven. Allow the pie to cool down before serving.
 
 
 
(Ingame name is Samon. If wanted I could turn this into a cauldron compatible recipe :)  )

Using my endless skills with Paint, I present to you, The Silent Killer.
 

 
The upper part is a speaker, the middle is a chip containing information, and the bottom serves 2 purposes I’ll clear out a bit later. Its size is a few millimeters across. Water proof. Shock proof. EM shock proof. (because technology allows it :p)
 
This weapon is not designed for the battlefield. It’s an assassination method as cruel as I could come up with. It requires lots of time, observation and preparation.
 
Essentially, you observe your victim for as long as it takes to figure out what and who they hate most. When you have this information, you have that who is hated most by the target record themselves while speaking of everything the target hates the most. This information goes on the chip. Now, you have the weapon prepared.
 
Next step is to wait for your target to be unaware. Catch them asleep and make sure they don’t wake up while you work your magic, or simply knock them out cold and work your way from there. After they’re in the mentioned position, carefully insert the device inside the ear, as close as possible to the earlobe. The legs will allow you to insert the object deep enough as to remain there, while the speaker makes it undetectable due to its skin like surface. The legs serve another purpose: they tap in to the electromagnetic field of the body and sustain the device for as long as there is such a field to tap into = for as long as your target lives. Insert into both ears for good measure.
 
Now, you observe. Once they wake up, marvel at the maddening effect of hearing your most hated thoughts and dire regrets from the person you loathe the most. Eventually, self mutilation will occur. Suicide is what this will end in. The gore depends solely on your victim’s state of being, but I doubt it will be too pretty, whoever the target. If, however, death does not occur, you will have at least turned your target into a non person - at least mentally, they will die eventually.
 
Refreshing… :D
 
(edited for extra detail)

Happy birthday, impertinent acorn. :P

Here it is. Can't make the face so I just covered it up and liked it more like this. The mystery of Sheeba's beauty. :P

Here it is. Can't make the face so I just covered it up and liked it more like this. The mystery of Sheeba's beauty. :P

Here it is. Can't make the face so I just covered it up and liked it more like this. The mystery of Sheeba's beauty. :P

Here it is. Can't make the face so I just covered it up and liked it more like this. The mystery of Sheeba's beauty. :P

Here it is. Can't make the face so I just covered it up and liked it more like this. The mystery of Sheeba's beauty. :P

Here it is. Can't make the face so I just covered it up and liked it more like this. The mystery of Sheeba's beauty. :P

Here it is. Can't make the face so I just covered it up and liked it more like this. The mystery of Sheeba's beauty. :P

My poem for the queen:
 
Queeny queeny on the throne
Why don't you leave us alone?
You are classy, you are beauty
But you lack the sense of duty!

Oh our queen of true sky blue,
What should we do now with you?
We could serve you, we could please you
But I'm afraid you'll cut us through!

Queeny queeny  of the sky
Go ahead and eat some pie!
It will make you fat and happy
So you will be a lot less snappy!

Queeny queeny of the sea
We love you to a degree.
If you want us to love you more,
Go and marry a wild boar!
 

My poem:
 
The most elaborate of eyes,
Poised and glazed with moist mysteries;
A look itself shall be your prize
As she tells you rich histories.
 
Oh, beautiful, savage kind Queen!
Won't you make our courage pale
When for bravery you are keen?
Under your feet we'll be a trail.

Happy birthday, impertinent acorn. :P

Since I cannot upload files to MD's forum, I can only leave you a link for now and hopefully tomorrow I can find a better way.
 
So...this is what I have been working on:
 
http://dstdst.wix.com/mdmagnet
 
 
LE:
This is the best I could do:
 

 
 

Well, I said I should give carving a shot and here it is: icon Bob for Established housing scene. Carved in someone's favorite soap (sorry mom...)
 
Back story: Stakeout for people in the house to fall asleep -> in awesome silence creep around the bathroom cabinet -> target the victim -> abduct the victim -> get job done - point of no return.  (murder tool in the picture)

Here it is.