If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

Often wondered this...


EDIT:

According to Granos, Jesus helps choke smurfs.

Edited August 19, 200916 yr by Fenrir Greycloth

haven't you seen that episode? they turn purple... shame on you...

huh, ever so slightly complete spam....

and yeah, like Burns said, they turn purple

on a related note, is there a female smurf? why?
(if you didnt guess, that's a slightly tricksy question)

Thats it I'm posting the Convo

Fenrir: If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
Granos: is that some slang for some new sexual practice?
Fenrir: No...
Fenrir: Exactly as it says.
Granos: you disgust me...
Fenrir: Why?
Granos: Smurf choker...
Fenrir: Haha. It just popped in my head...
Granos: back in my day... We went to Church and Prayed to hold back our urges all we needed was Jesus!

Smurfette

[quote]Smurfette is not one of the original smurfs because she was created by Gargamel, the evil wizard.[/quote]

So if you base it off the original 99 smurfs.. No, but later there were other female smurfs... Like Nanny and Sassette

Post the rest dude please? It's hilarious.

Hey everyone lets go choke a smurf...........


i guess it sounds erotic in some very off topic irregular way.............

HAHA post the rest Granos:D