If * were a * then they'd be a *

[Rophs]

You replace the first * with a name, the second * with a noun, and the third * with something ironic and witty. Don't be downright mean, this is meant to be light-hearted satire.

 

 

• If dst were a flower then she'd be a narcissus.
• If Grido were a start wars character he'd be Greedo.
• If Rophs could be a fruit under a lamp he'd be a lime.

 

The decalouge in dst's forum sig is very self-centered, much like the character in greek mythology the narcissus flower is named after.

 

The second one doesn't need much explaining :P It's a play on words

 

The third one might need a little more explaining. A lamp produces light, and Rophs being a lime under a lamp implies he'd be in the 'limelight'. This is reference to how my actions often viy for attention and often cause me to say/do dumb stuff sometimes... (like the creation of this thread!)

 

Come one, let's hear the roast of MD!

[Ackshan Bemunah]

[SIGSEGV]

Edited November 12, 2014 by Ackshan Bemunah

[Rophs]

Nice one ack :)

 

If Ackshan were a knight he'd Sir Galahad.