Fyrd Argentus Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 (edited) Please post Humorous Stories in this thread. Readers please vote with up and down arrows. Edited April 1, 2022 by Fyrd Argentus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyrd Argentus Posted April 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 Again, no submissions, but I put one out: Fyrd Argentus: I have no forum submissions, but perhaps some direct readings? Fyrd Argentus: I will tell a funny one, just to get started. : lashtal sits by a tree, listening Fyrd Argentus: This is about my mother-in-law, sometime in her 80's. She was a spry old bird. Fyrd Argentus: She was traveling, alone, through an airport, and had some time before her flight was to leave. Fyrd Argentus: So, she went to a vendor and bought herself a bag of cookies. Fyrd Argentus: She went to find a seat, and had to sit down beside a big hairy gentleman. Fyrd Argentus: After awhile she reached over to the bag of cookies between them, and ate one. Fyrd Argentus: Then, the big guy, staring her right in the eye, reached over and took a cookie too, and ate it. Fyrd Argentus: She glared at him, twice her size, but he didn't blink. She reached over and took a cookie and, locking gazes with him, ate it slowly. He did the same. Fyrd Argentus: Eventually the cookies were all gone, and the big guy got up and left. Fyrd Argentus: She sat there for awhile to catch her breath. What an encounter! Fyrd Argentus: Then, she looked down on the floor, on the side away from where the big guy had been. And lo and behold..... Fyrd Argentus: ... there were her cookies. lashtal: An illusionist? Fyrd Argentus: No, the bag of cookies between them had been his. lashtal: Ah, nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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