MurMass Caroles

[Granos]

Come and gather around the MurMass tree and join in the caroling, come and post your MurMass carols here..

Your a mean one Mr. DST! You really are an eel,
your as cuddly as a Grassan, your as charming
as an Elemental, Mr DST, your a bad banana
with a greasy black peel.

Your monster, Mr. DST. Your hearts an empty
hole, your brain is full of shades, youve got
garlic in your soul, Mr. DST I wouldn't touch you
with a 39 and half foot pole!

Your vile one, Mr DST, you have termites in
your smile... You have all the tender sweetness
of a sea sick Drachorn Mr DST, given the choice
between the two of you Id take the sea sick
Drachorn..

Your a foul one, Mr DST, your a nasty wasty
skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
your soul is full of gunk. Mr. DST

The three words that best describe you are as
follows: and I quote. Stink! Stank! Stunk!

Your a rotter, Mr DST, your the king of sinful
sots, your hearts a dead tomato splotch with
moldy purple spots,

Mr DST, your soul is an
appualing dung heap overflowing the most
disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish
imaginable, mangled in tangled up knots!

You nausiate me, Mr DST, with a nausius super
nause, your a crooked jerky jocky and drive a
crooked hos! Mr DST, your a three deckard sour
crout and Kantor sandwhich, with arsanick
sauce!

[dst]

Thank you Granos again for writing a poem for me! You really must love me! *wipes a tear*

[Granos]

[quote name='dst' post='22735' date='Dec 20 2008, 04:25 AM']Thank you Granos again for writing a poem for me! You really must love me! *wipes a tear*[/quote]

I doing one each day for different players Merry MurMass dst

[dst]

Yes but I am the first.

[SageWoman]

[i][/i]Dashing Through the Fray by Sagewoman and Keith Moon

On a DracHorns Back We Go
Dashing to the Fray
O'ver the Sands of Necro
Right Down Cleansing Way

Lots of Heat We Bring
Making Creatures Bright
O' What Fun It Is to Fight
On This Winter Soltice Night :drinks: