5 helpings of death chocolate cake to everyone who makes me ROTFLMAO

The cake is a lie! Don't do it! Don't make her laugh cause she tries to trick you.

*blows a raspberry at dst*

the contest is still open! 5 pieces of scrumptious cake! Yumm..

i am bored

I did not post to win. I did it to warn the others that the cake is a lie!

Ps: I rarely eat chocolate

I did not blow the raspberry at you coz i thought that you had posted to win. It was coz u were trying to ward off future contestants

and the cake is true!

dont Lies taste sweeter anyway?

*does a little jig....badly*

Pfft! *at grido's attempt*

i'l give you one piece grido. 1/5

*gives a dark brown chocolate cake with hot chocolate sauce covering it. A small drop of vanilla ice cream in the center*

Grido! You'll get fat!

[quote name='dst' post='33977' date='Jun 20 2009, 01:41 AM']Grido! You'll get fat! [/quote]
no he wont dst. I added sugar free artificial sweetner in the cake, the chocolate is dark and there is hardly any vanilla ice cream in that.

Mmm Yummy!

*looks down at stomach* get?

i want a cake. i need to get fatter

[quote name='Esmerelda' post='33981' date='Jun 19 2009, 11:20 PM']no he wont dst. I added sugar free artificial sweetner in the cake, the chocolate is dark and there is hardly any vanilla ice cream in that.[/quote]

Then he will get cancer for all those chemicals in the cake.
I told you the cake is a lie!

Wow dst! You are so optimistic!

is it called SpamCake?

will i die if i eat the death cake

[quote name='Esmerelda' post='34005' date='Jun 20 2009, 12:35 AM']Wow dst! You are so optimistic![/quote]

Yes, I am

Want to read more examples of my natural optimism?



ps: you might want to change the name of the topic though into something like: Esmeralda is bored...or I don't know...something that will not make me think at IAB cause i get kind of angry...

@dst's ps
*achoo* what IAB reference?

*whistles and looks innocent*

Lmao! You wont die chrspr its called death chocolate coz of the hot chocolate sauce on it. Erm if you want 1 you should entertain me!

*gives grido another piece*
i love serving you! You are a cook's perfect customer!

i LOVE LOVE LOVE food, the tastes, the smells, the feel in my mouth....

cooking it as well, is just perfect, soo sensuous...

*coughs* errm, yeah...

*puts on an evil appearance*

Hmm. That gives me an idea for a new thread! Wil post it tommorow!

a bit of advice Esmerelda:

If you say you are bored you will generally get more bored, so don't say you are bored when you are bored unless you want to become more bored.

*Yawn*

i'l try IAB.

How do you turn a Shade red?

Have the Sisterhood attack it with Whore Red Lipstick randomly and add Heat!

Ok, is everyone done with this topic?

err if i am no will it stop you from closing this topic ? If it doesn't stop you from closing this topic then i would like to save my pride by saying yes we all are finished