Fenrir Greycloth Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them ? Mum said : " YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your undies". Susie said: " I know they do that's why I hide them in my backpack"!! Post a joke! Make me laugh! Winner gets a silver coin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryxus Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 aww man... i've got so many good jokes that'd get me banned from anything but the shadiest of dives... err.... let's see if i got a clean one off the top of my head... so a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper and walks up to the bar. The bar tender gives the pirate a funny look, and say "Hey mate, what's up with the steering wheel?". And the pirate say "Argh! this thing? It's drivin' me nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awiiya Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 That's clean? I suppose for a dirty, salty pirate it is. Awi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willem RedBeard Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 [quote name='awiiya' post='34161' date='Jun 20 2009, 09:58 PM']That's clean? I suppose for a dirty, salty pirate it is. Awi[/quote] *laughs* I think it's pretty clean. Though I also think the following joke/riddle isn't too bad. What kind of bees give milk? [spoiler]boobees![/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Daimon Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Mary:Daddy daddy,how much we have to grandma? Dad:Shut up and dig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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