Fenrir Greycloth Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? Often wondered this... EDIT: According to Granos, Jesus helps choke smurfs. Edited August 19, 2009 by Fenrir Greycloth Jubaris and Sparrhawk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burns Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 haven't you seen that episode? they turn purple... shame on you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grido Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 huh, ever so slightly complete spam.... and yeah, like Burns said, they turn purple on a related note, is there a female smurf? why? (if you didnt guess, that's a slightly tricksy question) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granos Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Thats it I'm posting the Convo Fenrir: If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? Granos: is that some slang for some new sexual practice? Fenrir: No... Fenrir: Exactly as it says. Granos: you disgust me... Fenrir: Why? Granos: Smurf choker... Fenrir: Haha. It just popped in my head... Granos: back in my day... We went to Church and Prayed to hold back our urges all we needed was Jesus! Smurfette [quote]Smurfette is not one of the original smurfs because she was created by Gargamel, the evil wizard.[/quote] So if you base it off the original 99 smurfs.. No, but later there were other female smurfs... Like Nanny and Sassette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Greycloth Posted August 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Post the rest dude please? It's hilarious. Sparrhawk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazedkid101 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Hey everyone lets go choke a smurf........... i guess it sounds erotic in some very off topic irregular way............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 HAHA post the rest Granos:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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