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I dedicate this to that lovely green fingered elfin lady, Sharahad.


My love your beauty makes me blind
Poor wording all I seem to find
The roses and the violets too,
Do make a mockery of you.
For skies of night,
Flowers gold,
Clouds of comforting white,
Could never match the stunning hue
Of your cloak
Worn so tight

If that cloak wears its thread too thin
My jealousy be sated!
The wind it gets to touch your skin
It's own desires abated
I remain in suffering just longing for your vision
An arrow to my heart my love, a terminal incision

Your hands are like fine tapestries
Your lips a work of art
Your imbibed skills do far outweigh
The irish drinking chart

I plead to you oh softest flower
My begging hear it by the hour:
"Whenever it gets rainy
Come under my umberella,
And if it does get rainy
Will you call me your fella?"

Yes you
You beautiful love bird
You
You glowing daffodil
You
You luxury yacht.
I'll sail you to the moon and back
My steering hits the spot?

When skies they break a blackened curse
Will you conceed to be my nurse?
When watercolour scene prevails
Will you conceed to hoist my sails?

A prayer I give, and listen well
For only once I'll kiss and tell;
I thank the creator up above
For sending such a heartfelt love
I thank the demons down below
For the velvet tipping show

But hark, I hear you cry;
How dare I speak of whispering eye?
How could I claim of love so bold,
Yet dally in the nectar's fold?

My love, my love, my lovely love
They go together hand in glove
Forgive my eyes, my stare, my sight...
But meet me do, by sweet moonlight.


Z

  • 3 weeks later...
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[size="5"][font="Arial"][b]Wanna be my valentine?[/b][/font][/size]

[font="Arial"]When I saw you for the first time
Oh baby, I was like "I FOUND A TARGET!"
But despite being so fragile on the outside
Yes, you kicked my ass!
Oh yes, you kicked my ass.

I thought I was an unlucky guy
But I couldn't go away from that map tile
Because seeing you made me feel every kind of thing
Anger, disgusted and... kinda excited.
I didn't know it was my thing but...
Yes, I fell for a Dark Slime!
Oh yes, I fell for a Dark Slime.

After the first time, my head was full of thoughts
"How can a slimey thing be so dark?"
"Wasn't dark things supposed to be BIG and scary?"
Then I tried it again
And yes, you kicked my ass!
Oh yes, you kicked my ass.

I don't know your real sex
But your virility is inhuman nonetheless
The thrill you gave me is unique and the best
Hey Slime, wanna be my valentine?
Yes, Dark Slime, wanna be my valentine?

I will detach you from that unique place.
And make an army of slimey things with you to subdue the entire MD World.
Let us make our legend dominating all the world.
Yes, let's overcome everything.
Oh yes, let's dominate everyone![/font]

... no comments.

I think I will not increment it. So that is it.

Posted (edited)

No problems. At least you liked my crazyness. xD

Thanks.

@Edit: Oh, it was over. NVM them, I'll be more careful next time... and hoping I don't miss more funny things like this. xD

Edited by Knozz
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