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Malaikat Maut

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  1. Ravenstrider

    Just got notified that my phone line instalation has been delayed again... No internet for at least another 2 or 3 weeks. These are the days I wish I had strangulation gloves and the phone company executives' adresses...

    1. Malaikat Maut

      Malaikat Maut

      Maybe they'll upgrade you for your trouble?

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  2. (Zl-eye-f)-nea

    tried an Ostrich burger...and fell in love. mmmmmm

    1. Malaikat Maut

      Malaikat Maut

      I've had bison before. It's about the same as beef...

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  3. Curiose

    Bathy tiem, here I come! *runs around the house half naked* WHEEEEEEE.

    1. Malaikat Maut

      Malaikat Maut

      It figures that the update which vaguely suggests the existence of partial female nudity would have 14 comments. Err. 15 comments. >.>

      <.<

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  4. Curiose

    I think I have food poisoning... anyone have ideas to feel better?

    1. Malaikat Maut

      Malaikat Maut

      If it were food poisoning you wouldn't just "feel pukey", you wouldn't be able to leave the bathroom. From what I understand anyway...I'm not a doctor.

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  5. Curiose

    I think I have food poisoning... anyone have ideas to feel better?

    1. Malaikat Maut

      Malaikat Maut

      Try eating grass? Otherwise just stay hydrated and get some rest. If it persists...seek professional medical attention.

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  6. Yala Sviseusen

    All the islands in the ocean All the heavens in motion Let me show you the world in my eyes.

    1. Malaikat Maut

      Malaikat Maut

      Where have I heard that before?

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  7. Muratus del Mur

    don't mess with my nerves these days, i push buttons

    1. Malaikat Maut

      Malaikat Maut

      If he uses Dell, it's probably a charcoal grey button...

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  8. Malaikat Maut

    Approaching the door hesitantly, warily. I reach for the bell and push.

    1. Malaikat Maut

      Malaikat Maut

      How's all this work now?

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