Lord Jaguar

I'm a busssss...Good times buddy! http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsty7izdP81qkz7ujo1_400.gif

'cause I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again.

"Don't fall for anyone--unless they are willing to catch you." -Anonymous

•Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. ---mark twain

■Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, FLOOR!

3/5 vodka, FLOOR! lol

A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

Always moving forward into an uncertain and volatile future.....

Cookies or Muffins? Marind Bell or Loreroot? The answers lie within the questions. Give me cookies and MB or give me death!

Currently participating in advanced armpit training

Either you think you can or you think you can’t you are right in both cases.

Everyday is a party in MB! *Jams to the music*

Everyday is a party in MB! *Jams to the music*

Everyone in Marble Dale Park is asleep

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. -C. S. Lewis

Hey Nimmy!

Honey I'm HOME! My internet was down for a week but now I'm back. Back in Black.

Hot Pockets the Handy Penguin makes people smile

I just wonder...

I threw it on the GROUND!!!

I want them to write "Brb" on my gravestone when I die.

I'll be back on later tonight. Have a great day Ladies and Gentlemen