Lord Jaguar

A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

I want them to write "Brb" on my gravestone when I die.

MagicDuel Adventure was pushed to first position on the home page, thank you for voting! -SWEET-

is divulging his mind in the complexities of th... ooo look a squirrel!

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

She walks in Beauty like the night, Of cloudless climes and starry skies, And all that’s best of dark and bright, Meet in her aspect and her eyes. -Lord Byron’s

She walks in Beauty, like the nightOf cloudless climes and starry skies,

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car.

■Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Never knock on death's door, just ring the bell and run away, death really hates that

Never knock on death's door, just ring the bell and run away, death really hates that

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football.

Some open minds should be closed for repairs.

The Lord of the Jungle hath returned. PARTY!

Still under siege by the internet demons. May take awhile to beat them into submission again

is juggling hamsters

Honey I'm HOME! My internet was down for a week but now I'm back. Back in Black.

I'll be back on later tonight. Have a great day Ladies and Gentlemen

I just wonder...

MB grows stronger every day

Hot Pockets the Handy Penguin makes people smile

Currently participating in advanced armpit training

Everyday is a party in MB! *Jams to the music*