So, so many options. I started looking for something good, and realized my photos are a virtual pantheon of jackassery.
This is from New Orleans, around Mardi Gras. We are on our way to march in a parade, which we never found. (We thought we did, and we marched around for a while, but we found out later we'd been in the wrong place. Yeah, I can't really explain it). We stopped because we saw this sign in front of a Baptist church, and felt like it really spoke to us. I'm on the right. We are trying to look scared about going to hell -- I know it didn't work, but it can be hard to pull off a good look of terror when it's 9.00 am and you're already drunk.
The previous picture in this series, which I can't show, is me crying in the shower with a bottle of vodka, still wearing a wig (different one). I was crying because we'd already been out for three days, I'd just gotten back to the house and I thought I couldn't deal with a parade. Obviously I eventually rallied, drank my breakfast, and put my paradin' tutu on.
Also the date is wrong by at least ten years, because camera settings are hard, I guess.