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If * were a * then they'd be a *


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You replace the first * with a name, the second * with a noun, and the third * with something ironic and witty. Don't be downright mean, this is meant to be light-hearted satire.



  • If dst were a flower then she'd be a narcissus.
  • If Grido were a start wars character he'd be Greedo.
  • If Rophs could be a fruit under a lamp he'd be a lime.


The decalouge in dst's forum sig is very self-centered, much like the character in greek mythology the narcissus flower is named after.


The second one doesn't need much explaining :P It's a play on words


The third one might need a little more explaining. A lamp produces light, and Rophs being a lime under a lamp implies he'd be in the 'limelight'. This is reference to how my actions often viy for attention and often cause me to say/do dumb stuff sometimes... (like the creation of this thread!)


Come one, let's hear the roast of MD!

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