Alternative Quests

[Kafuuka]

Somewhere in the multiverse there might also exist an MD with player created quests, albeit a bit different. There's no reward for solving them in this universe, so you can post your solutions here, but do put spoiler tags around them!

[b]The Lost Message of the Confused guy who fell into the Fountain and drowned.[/b]
Your ounce sea -- late hears -- behind Lee.
Hints:
1.Think metric.
2.Latin is not French.
3.List of french verbs: être, avoir, ecouter, se taire, faire, entendre...
[i]What he really said was 'gurgle gurlge blub'[/i]

[b]A waste of time[/b]
[img]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1700/time.gif[/img]

[b]Emo Topaz and the Razor of Doom[/b]
[img]http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/377/topaz.jpg[/img]
[i]He's sad because his hints are redundant[/i]

[b]Yoshi's trip[/b]
[img]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8956/yoshic.jpg[/img]
Hint: yoshi

[Yoshi]

LOOOOOOOOOL xDDDDD My trip = greatest picture ever. Fun fun fun, loving these

[Kafuuka]

[b]Fun nels[/b]
[img]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1302/utob008funwithfunnels.png[/img]
[i]It really would have been better if the title were fun nels instead of funnels. What's a nel?[/i]

Here's the unmasked picture from Yoshi's trip, for those who gave up on gmasking it:
[spoiler][img]http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5269/yoshiun.jpg[/img][/spoiler]