Going through my work e-mails, I found the following from a company called Aarca...for some reason...I have no idea why *cough* it made me laugh rather a lot...

[i]"This year we won't be sending you a Christmas card.
Instead we have spent our Christmas card money on a Goat for struggling people in the third world.
But it doesn't stop there, we are paying for the goat to have an animal shelter built, food and vet/medical care so that the local people truly get the best out of it.
Goats provide loads of benefits – they give a family milk to drink, fertiliser for their crops, and kids (baby goats!) to add to the herd or to sell at market.
We hope you do approve – the cards would be binned in January – the goats will give people a sustainable income for a very long time!"[/i]


Z

Haha! So Z, what third world country are they taking you to? Do you have a choice?

I am sending you to Africa! Anywhere as long as you get there.

Z produces milk too? So that's what you've been secretly watering Bob with..

More like no wonder Bob's actually been dying lately... Who needs us Haters?

[quote name='Grim Angel' date='03 December 2009 - 05:45 PM' timestamp='1259858700' post='49037']
More like no wonder Bob's actually been dying lately... Who needs us Haters?
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BOB will never die, Puppetstick-head! [img]http://magicduel.invisionzone.com/public/style_emoticons//cool.gif[/img]

Edited December 3, 200916 yr by Blackwoodforest

HAHAHA

love this bit;
[i]and kids (baby goats!) [/i]

the ! especially

You water Tree with goat's milk? O_O What next? Baby goat blood?
And yes! Let's send Z to Africa! This way I can abuse Tree muahahaha!!!

[quote name='dst' date='03 December 2009 - 11:06 PM' timestamp='1259878002' post='49050']
You water Tree with goat's milk? O_O What next? Baby goat blood?
And yes! Let's send Z to Africa! This way I can abuse Tree muahahaha!!!
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Muahahah yeah give it a shot, and I´ll show the world how far an ass-kicked-clown will fly...

um how many nipples do you have Z?

er...two...why?

Z

lol someone marked you down for that answer,

[color="#00BFFF"]No spamming my section of the forum mister, even for the purpose of whoever thinks i should have more nipples... Z[/color]

Edited December 15, 200916 yr by (Zl-eye-f)-nea