Redheads

[Darigan]

Redhead - A Chemical Analysis

Element: Redhead
Symbol: RH
Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer: It's debatable, some say Adam, but we now know, that only God could discover something so perfect!
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.

Physical Properties

1. Surface usually covered with minimal painted film. As a rule, not necessary.
2. Boils at everything, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
5. Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties

1. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
4. Reactive in liquids, even more, increased activity when saturated in alcohol.
5. Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
6. Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can greatly improve hormonal levels.
3. Can warm and comfort under certain circumstances.
4. Incapable of cooling things down, when it's too hot.

Tests

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
2. Illegal to possess more than one.

[That Other Guy]

Funny as this is, I really do not think the MD forum is the place for something like this, even in offtopic. If it is though it would mean that other topics could be started in regards to targeting in a humorous fashion, (blonds, muslims etc...) If you wanna read and or post things like this I would suggest 4chan.

Just my opinion.

[Darigan]

Thank you your suggestion and opinion are noted. Have a good day.

[Mya Celestia]

[color="#8B0000"][font="Palatino Linotype"]I find it funny that people automatically assume that this is meant as a shot at women. Though wording in a few places implies females, it doesn't say that.

As a real redhead, I found this funny, but I have learned not to let my hair color dictate how I react.[/font][/color]

[Burns]

You forgot the daywalker in your description.
If i ever find that fun-mail we are passing around, i might translate and post it, it's a lot longer than yours ^^

[Darigan]

Sounds good Burns I hope you can find it

[Chewett]

[quote name='That Other Guy' date='20 August 2010 - 01:44 AM' timestamp='1282265097' post='66588']
Funny as this is, I really do not think the MD forum is the place for something like this, even in offtopic. If it is though it would mean that other topics could be started in regards to targeting in a humorous fashion, (blonds, muslims etc...) If you wanna read and or post things like this I would suggest 4chan.Just my opinion.
[/quote]

I agree, might as well. Because at least there its a community which are ever insulting everyone. And since we are such a small community you might just lose friends.