dst Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) So here it is: Pick s a muse from the MD players (I don't care if it's someone of opposite sex or same) and write a story/poem/letter to that person in which you declare your love for her/him. Easy? Well..not quite. There are 2 WPs to award: one for the must funny declaration (make me roll on the floor laughing) and one for the most cheesy, mushy, diabetes inducing and vomiting incentive declaration(for the second type of declaration...the more stereotypes and cliches it has, the better). Contest ends next Saturday (hopefully I will have the time on Sunday to judge them). Post your entries in this thread. I will also need 3 persons as jury. My vote will count more (of course!) but I don't want this contest to be 100% subjective. So, if you want to help, please PM me. So...ready! set! start making me sick! or die of laughter... Update:you have to choose one of the 2 categories. Because you cannot win 2 WPs. And I have a jury member. Need 2 more. Add the name of the muse!! It is very important! Personalize the letter! Don't just throw words! Something like: fenrir, my love! I would happily give away half of the crits i own to see you banned forever! (ok...that was a bad example cause it's not cheesy enough ) Edited February 12, 2011 by dst Eon, Watcher, Kyphis the Bard and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasha Lilias Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) [color="#800080"][font="Times New Roman"][i]To you I write to declare my love, this I have known for so long. Hoping this reaches you by my dove, I wait for you to sing me just one song. When I first looked into your eyes, I saw twinkle that took my breath, The feeling of love I cannot deny, And this feeling I shall have until death. So now here I sit writing for you, Thinking of what I have to loose. Though even then this is what I knew, I have nothing but to gain, you my muse.[/i][/font] Love Poem To~ [b][u][i]Chewett[/i][/u][/b][/color] Must we post who we write our message to? Edited February 12, 2011 by Sasha Lilias Asterdai and Watcher 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dst Posted February 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Yes sasha. You do. Pothos, Asterdai and Watcher 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenstrider Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Oh, Bob, your leaves. Oh, your leaves. Your imaginary leaves. And your twigs Oh, your twigs. Your scrawny twigs. I want to feel your bark On my skin Oh, on my skin Oh, Bob. Oh, Bob... Watcher, Sasha Lilias, Asterdai and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyphis the Bard Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Oh beloved Mulgrave Whenever I see you, I get all warm and sweaty. They can say that's just the food poisoning all they want, I know I love every vomit inducing inch of you. You hair, it is like a long river of curly brown fur. Seriously, take a bath, its getting a bit gross. Your eyes... well I don't know what they look like to be honest, I never pay attention to them. But I am sure they are sort of okay. Maybe. I love to watch you walk away from me. There is just something in the way you sway your hips that says "every step I take makes me harder to see". I tolerate that pink sweater you insist on wearing, a little bit less each day. Please get a new one. Made of paper. For your head. I love the way that you are always ready to talk to me about your problems. Just don't every expect me to pay attention or stay awake. Most of all, above all of this, I love the way that I almost never have to see you. Cherio, I'm off on a date with Amoran. Have fun cleaning! (Obviously this is for the humour category) Asterdai, (Zl-eye-f)-nea and aaront222 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eon Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Every time I see you in the park, my heart gets a little spark. You may feel like a nobody at times, but you will always be a somebody to me. Somebody who can always make me laugh, somebody who never makes me sad, and the first somebody to have stolen my heart. No one, to me you are a someone. My special someone. (Yes, I realize I am not the best at making poems.) Asterdai and Sharazhad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baiano Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 I tried to find you again, I am alone trying to find you, I just want you find you again,look inside your eyes and say I live without youa gain The time passes,the night goes away , the light comes to door, I try to pretend but i could not hide I dreamed about lonely night with your love, I tasted your kiss and I hurt my pain,tried to forget you,but i cant, I thought i was stronger than that love, ó my passion, I am yours However much i want to dispose of as I am My heart refuses to accept that time passes way and i do not forget of love you. Proved your kissed again, but i cant live like a horn person anymore. I love you my chicken girl. Asterdai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTLexceeded Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 [u][i][b]To Keida with love[/b][/i][/u] [font="Arial Black"][color="#FF0000"]I will always be a bullet in your gun to hurt those that hurt your sun My dear demon girl let me in your heart your love makes me cry your love makes me laugh You are my goddess you are my fear my sweetheart my love is real I will bring you all the flowers of the world just to see your eyelashes bat at me once more Girl I think you need to understand heaven is you even when you are hell Please remember that every breathe that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me[/color] (the last 3 sentences are copied from a song but as one of the best Greek writers once said: "Amateurs steal ideas, professionals copy them"[/font] Watcher and Asterdai 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adiomino Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 (edited) [color="#800080"][b][size="5"][font="Arial Narrow"]Shall i compare thee to a beautiful MD day? The sun beats down eternally on my skin, i feel its warmth. Oh how i wish i could have my way Come now with me, let's retire to my fiery hearth. Life has no meaning if not spent with an other. What's that look on your face? Are you nervous? Come here baby, let me rub your shoulder! With this lotion, i brought it just for this purpose. That feels wonderful doesn't it? Oh doesn't that smell divine? Oh are you thirsty now? Here drink some of this wine..[/font][/size][/b][/color] [b]~Nimrodel[/b] (It started as a cheesy love poem, but I changed my mind midway through) For the most funny declaration poem. This is a sonnet (ish) I didn't bother to make sure it followed the guidelines of a sonnet Edited February 13, 2011 by adiomino Asterdai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumi Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 (edited) I wrote a poem for Innocence a couple weeks ago. [b]For Innocence[/b] In a hall of wisdom of the ages I open my fool's mouth You sweep me off my feet Now I am on the floor Go get a dustpan Edited February 13, 2011 by Rumi Watcher and Asterdai 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asterdai Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 (edited) Dear Curiose i hope you think im a fun guy. I admire your Amanitopsis vaginata, but its your Fairy Ring with its Smooth Lepiota which really gets me going! this letter isnt to compliment you too much, i dont want to get mushy. i would like to know if you have room in your life for me x Yours Asterdai (you can choose where this belongs depending on whether you find it amusing ) Edited February 13, 2011 by Asterdai Sharazhad and Curiose 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiose Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 (edited) Dear Yala, I must confess-- I am a thief, and I am here to take your heart. Paradise does not lie where your beautious bossom may lie, holding your heart, but paradise is surely farther south! Forget that cheese brain Agis, he cannot compare to me! You are mine, baby, all mine, and you say it every time in the sheets. ; D So, baby, let me check my watch, and ask: What time do you gotta be back in heaven? For dinner, I think we should have you, because you look mighty fine this lovely day. But one more thing, I must ask: Are you a surgeon, because I swear, you just took my heart away. So, baby, shall we escape across the desert to our sunset or shall we saunter on to our nightly get away? ; D It's all yours, and you are [i]all[/i] mine. Curiose. Edited February 13, 2011 by Curiose Yala Sviseusen, Asterdai, Eon and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke27 Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 How I envy you Like the morning dew So unique and pure So very obscure You are like water Nothing can matter You're the only one Who is truly one May you be gentle But like a candle Your tears are burning When they are pouring From Luc To the Shades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyMike Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 To my beloved Nimrodel, Since it is Valentine’s Day, I would like to express to you how much I love you and how much I have been loving you everyday. You say I never help out around the house and that I always ignore you when asked to take out the rubbish. In all truthfulness, I ignore you because of my undying love for you. I know that you have a fear of putting on extra weight. By making sure that you do all the chores alone, I am ensuring that you get all the exercises required to keep any extra pounds off. It is my way of showing you how much I love you. I also intentionally keep the toilet seat up as a sign of my love. I know that you get annoyed whenever the seat is up. It is proven that getting annoyed burns calories, not to mention the extra motion required to put the seat down. See….. more proof that I love you. As for my flirting with all pretty young girls, it is my way of motivating you to stay fit and beautiful at all times. You can channel that anger and jealousy to working out more so that you do not lose out to them. In conclusion, the end result would be a slim, pretty and active you. All done out of my love for you from the bottom of my bottom. In the end, you will be a hot MILF while I continue to put on weight from being an aging couch potato. It is a sacrifice that I am doing for you. Love you always! Happy Valentine’s Day! From your beloved, MIKE PS: Whats for dinner? Sharazhad, Watcher, Nimrodel and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimrodel Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Submitting for humour section: Samuel My pimp grasan has always had hots for Burns, as many of you must be knowing. Since he kept on breaking pens to write a letter, and his writing was illegible... I wrote what he dictated. PS: The huge kiss mark in the background is an imprint of sammy's lips. >_> Kyphis the Bard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunfire Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Your hair it looks so fair your face oh such grace those lovely lips if I could only touch them with my fingertips and these adorable breasts on which I’d like to rest and your lovely waist for which you certainly shouldn’t be shamefaced and your legs which make me beg and these tiny little feet only the sight of them raises my heartbeat you are just perfect, you see a perfect match for me you are as gorgeous as a fairy my biggest wish would be that you would marry a simple boy like me So Dst would you be the valentine for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malaikat Maut Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Like a lily among thorns is my Peace among the young women. How beautiful you are, my darling! Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from the hills of Golemus. Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn, coming up from the washing. Each has its twin; not one of them is alone. Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon; your mouth is lovely. Your temples behind your veil are like the halves of a pomegranate. Your neck is like Wind's Sanctuary, built with courses of stone; on it hang a thousand shields, all of them shields of warriors. Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies. Until the day breaks and the shadows flee, I will go to the mountain of myrrh and to the hill of incense. You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you. You have stolen my heart, my Queen, my bride; you have stolen my heart with one glance of your eyes, with one jewel of your necklace. How delightful is your love, my Queen, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume more than any spice! Your lips drop sweetness as the honeycomb, my bride; milk and honey are under your tongue. The fragrance of your garments is like the fragrance of Marble Dale. How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince’s Daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of an artist’s hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle. Your neck is like the Oak Tower. Your eyes are the pools of dark water by the gate of Necrovion. Your nose is like Wind's Sanctuary looking toward the desert. Your head crowns you like Mount Kelle'tha. Your hair is like royal tapestry; the king is held captive by its tresses. How beautiful you are and how pleasing, my love, with your delights! Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said, “I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.” May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine. __________________ A plagiarized version of The Song of Solomon. I could have written something original, but the rules don't specify and this is such a wonderful blend of humor and romance. Every now and again I'll tell my wife that her hair is like a flock of goats...it's in the Bible gentlemen, I suggest you try this and see how it goes. Watcher and Darigan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildOfTheSoul Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 (edited) I hope you are truly touched by my poem for BFH, however I'm submitting this for the humor section. **Xx DISCLAIMER: I am not in love with BFH, nor does he even know I wrote this poem. xX** Ode to BFH LIGHTHING When I came up singing a song, you just sat in the cabin all day long. I decided to make you my master And you became just like a pastor. Or maybe a priest, playing coy While I was your little choir boy. And now your light illuminates me Like a lighthouse shines on the sea. Your buttery light licking every shadow Until the sea tells you no, no! I miss you like the spring and the sun Long for the winter and the moon. In perpetually separate places, Yet so close to embraces. I find it quite annoying actually Like dst and people calling MagicDuel an RPG. So if you want to keep our relationship going Just meet me in MDP, I’ll be sitting there abhorring. Edited February 14, 2011 by ChildOfTheSoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atrumist Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 (edited) [size="3"]Poem for my twisted Valentine's love[/size] ([color="#FF0000"]dst[/color]) Oh i'm writting to you just because i'm bored really from a woman like you i feel so damn sored some talk about you that you act like a bad cat really when i look at you i feel like your snack arogance i find deep in you either in game or not without pardon to you i feel, but i don't know what ok i admit i don't like you although i respect you more i don't purr when i meet you i'm not yours or anyone's boar i'm sending this to you just because i'm bored really i'm not interested in you your price is what i want. Not your name with three letters not your stupid avy - clown or the anger that from others you so passionately draw. [i]#for the most cheesy, mushy, diabetes inducing and vomiting incentive declaration[/i] Edited February 15, 2011 by Atrumist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burns Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 S - for your smile, which beams at me with your rotten teeth whenever we hug. A - for your arms, those big, strong hams that squeeze me to death like a bug. M - for your moves, the elephantine way you walk, and stomp things in your way. U - for your unattachedness, the indepence that makes me want to stay. E - for your ears, so cute, they think everything i say rhymes. L - for your lollypop, which you let me lick at times. And for that, i post it here, for everyone to see, No matter what the people say, Samuel spells love to me. Kyphis the Bard, apophys, aaront222 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udgard Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Grido, I'm still waiting for you to post a poem to your would-be-wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firsanthalas Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 So apologies to U2, but it really sums up our explosive relationship so wonderfully. So Please turn on Without or Without You by U2 and sing along to it. I give you Without or Without Rhaegar Your the stone stuck in my eyes Your the thorn twist in my side I wait for you Sleight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails he makes me wait And I wait without you With or without you With or without you Through the storm we reach the shore You give me abuse but I want more And I'm waiting for you With or without you With or without you I can't live With or without you And you give me loadsa grief And you give me loadsa grief And you give And you give And you give me loadsa grief My hands are tied My body bruised, he's got me with Nothing to win and Nothing left to lose And you give me loadsa grief And you give me loadsa grief And you give And you give And you give me loadsa grief With or without you With or without you I can't live With or without you With or without you With or without you I can't live With or without you With or without you You complete me! Jubaris and Sharazhad 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubaris Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 (edited) hahahahahahahah, I'm touched My response to Firsanthalas... (my apologizes to the great Led Zeppelin! ) I know, I never leave you, baby. But I got to go away from this place, Ive got to quit you. Ooh, baby, Baby, ooh dont you hear it callin? Woman, woman, I know, I know its good to have you back again And I know that one day baby, its *gonna really* grow, yes it is. We gonna go walkin through the park every day. Hear what I say, every day. Baby, its really growin, you made me happy every single day. But now Ive got to go away Baby, baby, baby, baby Thats when its callin me Thats when its callin me back home... Edited February 17, 2011 by Rhaegar Targaryen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 (edited) [color="#FF0000"][size="7"][font="Arial Black"]Oh Baby ![/font][/size][/color] ( This was my declaration for Indy but you should actually SEE me do it rather than read it =)) ) Edit: Video ?? ... I don't know if a WP is worth seeing this ) Edited February 19, 2011 by Master aaront222 and Brulant 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indyra Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 [quote name='Master' timestamp='1297950363' post='78979'] [color="#FF0000"][size="7"][font="Arial Black"]Oh Baby ![/font][/size][/color] ( This was my declaration for Indy but you should actually SEE me do it rather than read it =)) ) [/quote] I don;t know about them...but i would definitely want to see you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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