Hail fellow adventurers of the realm!
I'm a relatively(<dost thou not just adore the overweening amount of awesome redundancy in that adjective?) new traveller in these fair lands, and I understandeth that adversity doth foster magnificence amongst men. It [i]is[/i] however to mine concern, nay consternation, that quests purportedly mp3-friendly art not as sympathizing to newcomers as it doth claim to be.
Aforementioned quests, that is "Fyrd's Lost Path" and the "Tutorial Campaign", all require mine passage through the grand gates of the Archive lands, an inconvenience which I doth lament not just for the inability to continue ridding that sordid blight on these otherwise fair lands which is the shadow army, but also because the archives art the epitome of learning for all rational beings, be it man, wizard or shade. Alas, the disproportionate toll beseeched by the gates hath wrought it impossible for me to quench mine unsatiable desire for glorious knowledge, for with 103 ap, pay I canst not.
If I must wait, be it a month, 2 months, or even years, then wait I shall even as cruel eld doth snow down mine curly locks. However, I implore thee, Lords and Ladies of the realm, to perhaps shy from misleading assertions that certain quests art mp3-friendly, for it may irk newcomers to the point of departing forever from this wonderful world, and I do grieve for their cruel fate and their impatience which is their undoing.
If I am wrong, please do decry mine ignorance and call for mine ignominy, for to err is to be human, and human that I am.