First of all, I'm an Atheist, and now here's my rant against all the religions. NO RACISM INTENDED. PLEASE DONT' BE OFFENDED. It's just a joke, and I'm not this ignorant.
Budism- I don't like starving myself to get some happy life thing.
Islam- We've got terrorists fighting for Allah, to regain some holy city thing. Why the hell would they have to do that, fight for the guy who made Earth and all who inhabit it. Seriously, if he can do that, he wouldn't need a bunch of guys fighting for him.
Taoism- Ying and Yang? Screw that, you can be perfectly happy without ever knowing sadness.
Hinduism- The red dot on their forehead just scares the crap out of me.
Judaism- I can't believe they're still alive, seriously. With all the prejudice going on, I'm scared what'll happen to me if I become a Jew, so sorry, I value life.
Asatru- Didn't know this one, had to research. Hello... Vikings? People died? Make the connection?
Native American Spirituality- Native American, I am not.
Wica- Didn't know this one, had to research. Witches are scary, don't they, like, turn you into a frog or something? Nope, not doing this.
Scientology- Tom Cruise.... Tom Cruise..... I still don't know why people do this thing.
Agnostcism- Again, had to research this thing. I completely agree, isn't it the same thing as Atheism?
Nosticism- Had to research.Same thing as Christianity, just stranger.
VooDoo- Again with the frogs.
Jediism- Had to research. Star Wars addict, I am not.
Luciferianism- Had to research. Errrrr... yeah.... and I would worship some devil... why?
Satanism- No, no, no, I am not wearing black and being some hippie for the rest of my life. NO.
Atheism- Yep, makes sense
Orthodoxism- Too lazy to research, so no.
Christianity (& ALL it's branches)- OK, I'm not saying there is no God. But I'm not gonna say some book written by some random guy (yep, NOT GOD) is written by some god. Jesus Christ...
You have no idea how long it took me to write this, I don't even know most of these religions, or whatever they're called.
