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  17. Technical Support

    in Offtopic

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    Call To Technical Support:

    Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.



    HP Customer Service: What is wrong with it?



    Caller: Mouse is jammed.



    HP Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?



    Caller: Wait, I will send a picture.

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    [img]http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu92/star_fox14/hehe.jpg[/img]


    harhar!.., hehehehe..,

  18. Brilliance

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    If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.
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    (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
    Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
    --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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    'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
    --Mariah Carey
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    'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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    'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
    --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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    'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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    'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
    --A congressional candidate in Texas .
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    'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
    --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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    'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
    --Al Gore, Vice President
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    'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .'
    -- Dan Quayle
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    'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?'
    --Lee Iacocca
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    'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'

    --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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    'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
    -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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    'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.
    May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. '
    --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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    'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.'
    --Keppel Enderbery
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    'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
    --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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    Feeling smarter yet?

  20. Dojo Debate

    in General Forum

    Posted

    [quote name='Shadowseeker' date='29 July 2009 - 01:17 AM' timestamp='1248801473' post='38122']
    The current thing is that people may think of saying the dojo is..ineffective, especially for mp5.

    And it's also partly due to the recent banning which was overdone in my opinion.
    [/quote]

    maybe the banning was necessary to show others that rules arent meant to be broken but abided by..

  21. Dojo Debate

    in General Forum

    Posted

    i thought the dojo already had a purpose and thats to teach the mp3's and new guys how to fight and practice respect and courtesy towards other members

    and for the mp4's and mp5's to gain wins and loses..

    please correct me if im wrong...

  22. Dojo staff recruiting

    in Sparring Grounds

    Posted

    [quote name='Calyx of Isis' date='03 September 2008 - 09:54 AM' timestamp='1220406895' post='15607']
    We always need active, committed players for the dojo staff. We will be recruiting for some time to come.

    The purpose of dojo staff is to be a visible representative of the dojo. The primary duties of the staff are to explain the dojo and it's rules, handle complaints, PM offenders, and keep spoilers off the live chat. Staff are not expected to be teachers, but if you can teach and help in other ways, this is all to the good.

    Post here if you want to join us. You can also approach me or one of my apprentices.
    [/quote]

    i would like to apply..im online alot..and i am almost always at the dojo..

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