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  1. Lord Jaguar

    Join the Marinds Bell side; we have cookies! ;)

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    2. Chewett

      Chewett

      Not a crime... Not Yet.

      Apply if you wish, if you didnt already relise i personally dont like you due to your offensive PM's and nature. But that wont stop you applying since i dont deal with applications

    3. Tipu

      Tipu

      Any Girls joining MB will get a date with Awesome, handsome and smartest guy in town Tipu.

    4. Jubaris

      Jubaris

      You... got a little typo there, typo, and some missing letters.

      "... handsome and smartest guy in town - Rhaegar.

      ~Tipu"

  2. Lord Jaguar

    'cause I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again.

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    2. Princess Katt

      Princess Katt

      LOL
      My bags are packed, I'm ready to go...

    3. Princess Katt

      Princess Katt

      I'm standing here, outside your door...

    4. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      I went to Las Vegas, Nevada. And no, there was no partying XD.

  3. Lord Jaguar

    Why become a citizen of Marinds Bell? Because the people here are some of the best I've ever met. And there is a Pub ;)

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    2. Passant the Weak

      Passant the Weak

      hmmm, do you claim that pub being better than Loreroot's Inn?

    3. Sharazhad

      Sharazhad

      Loreroot offers Chocolate Muffins, 'nuff said!! ^_^

    4. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      The only thing I claim is that Marinds Bell is awesome! As are it's people, it's pub, and it's panda bears. I've never ventured into Loreroot and explore it's Inn. Of course I'd rather drink a pint than sleep in an inn :)

  4. Lord Jaguar

    1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, FLOOR!

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    2. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      That would be one MAJOR hangover lol

    3. Hedge Munos

      Hedge Munos

      *like*

    4. Hedge Munos

      Hedge Munos

      *like*

  5. Lord Jaguar

    What kills me will only make me stronger.

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    2. Guillak

      Guillak

      Let's kill Passant! :D

    3. ChildOfTheSoul

      ChildOfTheSoul

      I love Passant though. >.< He's all french.

    4. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      Frenchman vs. Frenchman. Knowing the French, they'll both lose lol

  6. Lord Jaguar

    Where is the bacon? Why is the bacon always gone?! XD

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    2. Shadowseeker

      Shadowseeker

      *steals the last piece from Z's fork and eats it*

    3. (Zl-eye-f)-nea

      (Zl-eye-f)-nea

      Not. Cool.

    4. Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      It goes in my burritos. Mmm.. burritos.

  7. Lord Jaguar

    I threw it on the GROUND!!!

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    2. Krioni

      Krioni

      YESH

    3. nadrolski

      nadrolski

      sir Lord Jaguar, Ratbert is looking for you :D

    4. J-D

      J-D

      I threw it in the AIR!!!

  8. Lord Jaguar

    I want them to write "Brb" on my gravestone when I die.

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    2. Dragual

      Dragual

      Only if they write afk on mine! ^^

    3. Guillak

      Guillak

      I want "lol".

    4. Dragual

      Dragual

      Lol xD what about ttly?

  9. Lord Jaguar

    No matter how many bells Marind has it seems like we always need more cowbell lol

    1. Ravenstrider

      Ravenstrider

      Don't fear the Reaper!

    2. (Zl-eye-f)-nea

      (Zl-eye-f)-nea

      I've got a fever...

    3. nadrolski

      nadrolski

      For whom the bell tolls

  10. Lord Jaguar

    Honey I'm HOME! My internet was down for a week but now I'm back. Back in Black.

    1. Stipple

      Stipple

      oh those riffs (can just see Jaguar padding in from around a tree, freezing, then uleashing)
    2. Stipple

      Stipple

      oh those riffs (can just see Jaguar padding in from around a tree, freezing, then uleashing)
    3. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      Thanks Stipple :) AC/DC rocks!

  11. Lord Jaguar

    Still under siege by the internet demons. May take awhile to beat them into submission again :(

    1. Stipple

      Stipple

      *offers the jaguar lord a huge snap trap to capture that ole lag demon*

    2. Stipple

      Stipple

      *offers the jaguar lord a huge snap trap to capture that ole lag demon*

    3. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      *takes the trap and triggers it on his computer tower*

  12. Lord Jaguar

    I've just seen a face, I can't forget the time or place where we just met :D

    1. Guillak

      Guillak

      She's just the girl for you!

    2. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      And I want all the world to see we've met! :D
      *runs around singing gleefully*

  13. Lord Jaguar

    Cookies or Muffins? Marind Bell or Loreroot? The answers lie within the questions. Give me cookies and MB or give me death!

    1. Tipu

      Tipu

      Ur Wind's Pub is flooded with Gorgeous Girls unlike LR Boring Pub. So guys what r u waiting for Join MB Today hehe

    2. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      So true! lol :)

  14. Lord Jaguar

    To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. ----Woody Allen

    1. Princess Katt

      Princess Katt

      I am happy!

    2. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      I am happy for you! lol

  15. Lord Jaguar

    Where is the party at?

    1. Sharazhad

      Sharazhad

      Where I am!! :D

    2. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      lol Then where are you? :D

  16. Lord Jaguar

    Never knock on death's door, just ring the bell and run away, death really hates that

    1. Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      What if I want to leave a burning pile of dog poo, too?

    2. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      I'd love to see that! Go ahead next time you are in the neighborhood :)

  17. Lord Jaguar

    When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football.

    1. Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      Amoran Kalamanira Kol

      It's possible to dribble a football.. you just have to chase it and look stupid in the process.

    2. Lord Jaguar

      Lord Jaguar

      True Enough

  18. Lord Jaguar

    ■Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

    1. Jubaris

      Jubaris

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmWF1p68nIc

  19. Lord Jaguar

    Panic! At the Disco :D

    1. Ars Alchemy

      Ars Alchemy

      Panic at the Taco Bell!

  20. Lord Jaguar

    Some open minds should be closed for repairs.

    1. Maebius

      Maebius

      I prefer to keep mine like a Colander. Open and so full of holes, but helpful for washing veggies!

  21. Lord Jaguar

    Overheard someone saying, "...and then they had to taser her again." lol!

    1. Maebius

      Maebius

      Guess they had to Taser her, first one wasn't phasin her...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlWYQwcxQtE

  22. Lord Jaguar

    The world is like a simile.....

    1. Ars Alchemy

      Ars Alchemy

      My lawyers would like to speak with you.

  23. Lord Jaguar

    3/5 vodka, FLOOR! lol

  24. Lord Jaguar

    "Don't fall for anyone--unless they are willing to catch you." -Anonymous

  25. Lord Jaguar

    Always moving forward into an uncertain and volatile future.....

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