So.... Santa is real.

He is currently stuck in my creature inventory, and has absolutely no way out to deliver the presents for Christmas!

Santa has sent me this letter by penguin:

[quote]

Seigheart,

I am in great need of your services! I have been held captive by my very own invention! Apparently, when I cloned, and multiplied myself, my clones have gone and confused themselves with creatures! Since I refused to join them, they forced me into your creature inventory! I need you to deliver gifts for me! There is a red sack hidden in the Accursed Growth. Recover it and deliver my gifts!

Ever grateful;
Santa

PS: You will be removed from the naughty list if you do this favour for me!
[/quote]

So, I went to the Accursed Growth, and found the Sack! Buuuut... it was empty when I found it. *coughs*

So, I need to find a group of people to auction of as slaves. *grins*



So, (as the previous years before have) I am looking for individuals willing to allow themselves to be sold into slavery!

You ask how this will replenish Santa's missing presents? Why... with what you pay for your slaves! *grins*

So, this is how it works:

You put yourself up for auction; you get sold to your new Master. Your new Master pays me (Santa's little helper LOL), and then I deliver your Master's funds for Santa to random people in the street!

Slaves must then make toys, gifts, or nuclear bombs for their new master. It's the way things work. You have to do something for them.

(Slaves will get a small bonus at the years end for being good slaves. Maybe some hay to sleep on.)

So, if you wish to be auctioned off, please post your Character name, and a short blurb on yourself.

Current Slaves to be Sold:

Seigheart
Tal
DarkRaptor
EagleEye
FireStarter
ignnus

Edited December 12, 201114 yr by Seigheart

player name Tal:
I can cook, clean do the dishes, run errands and do my best to annoy or help people.

I shall be sold off as well.

playername: darkraptor
I can't cook, but i can eat; I can't clean but i can trash the place... i will be a slave at your service

player name: Eagle Eye
I can't cook, wiling to be your slave. at your services

I am in if the toys, gifts and nukes I make really explode. Slave isn't a word I have in my vocabulary, but I am sure we can think of an alternative with my Master. I am glad to help blowing Santa up.

As for the in-game name, follow the white rabb... errr, arrow :

[img]http://prikachi.com/images/84/4137084l.jpg[/img]

Edited December 12, 201114 yr by Fire Starter

I'd rather be an experiment subject..but slave will do.I can change 3 scenes in 1 second without being kicked out.

I would like to put myself up for this auction. (for the first time in all MD slave auctions so far)

I do not cook, as I do not eat myself. I do not do chores, errands or whatever. And I am not submissive.

So, good luck to whoever tries to get me.

I will put myself up for auction.

I am pretty much inept at everything useful (just ask Dragual Monarth), but I am very empathetic and try to be as attractive as possible.

I'll put myself up for auction. I tend to buy another slave and have that slave do my duties because I'm too lazy. I'm not very great at much either, but I have clickie access if someone wanted to expand their quests in a specific area, and I'm a good training buddy.

I'd like to put myself up for slave auction and would like to say, I have had experience with being a slave before. Hah! Experience.. oh and free cuddles.. whether I'm your slave or not.

This Friday, I shall hold the Slave Auction. Again, All proceeds will go to Zleiph's Alms for the Poor event.

Two more days until the Slave Auction at 1:00 game time on the 24th.

Help me save Christmas by purchasing slaves!

Make that 2:00 at the GoE on the 24th.

Well I'm not much of a cook and I believe in disposable clothes, but can give one heck of a back rub:P.

Bump. Whatever happened to this?

Will there be another slave auction perhaps in the future?

I ended up misjudging my holiday schedule and couldn't squeeze it into it. Sorry.

If enough people are still interested, we can still have one?

Oh my offer still stands, I wonder who would like to use the new pet/slave on me!

Aside that, should I remind you, Seigh, about a promise you made... or you're entering the "realm of Mur" state, more known with the phrase "soon"

Fudge. Fire, pm.

Okay, I'll start a new topic since the "season" isn't right anymore.