Seigheart Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) So.... Santa is real. He is currently stuck in my creature inventory, and has absolutely no way out to deliver the presents for Christmas! Santa has sent me this letter by penguin: [quote] Seigheart, I am in great need of your services! I have been held captive by my very own invention! Apparently, when I cloned, and multiplied myself, my clones have gone and confused themselves with creatures! Since I refused to join them, they forced me into your creature inventory! I need you to deliver gifts for me! There is a red sack hidden in the Accursed Growth. Recover it and deliver my gifts! Ever grateful; Santa PS: You will be removed from the naughty list if you do this favour for me! [/quote] So, I went to the Accursed Growth, and found the Sack! Buuuut... it was empty when I found it. *coughs* So, I need to find a group of people to auction of as slaves. *grins* So, (as the previous years before have) I am looking for individuals willing to allow themselves to be sold into slavery! You ask how this will replenish Santa's missing presents? Why... with what you pay for your slaves! *grins* So, this is how it works: You put yourself up for auction; you get sold to your new Master. Your new Master pays me (Santa's little helper LOL), and then I deliver your Master's funds for Santa to random people in the street! Slaves must then make toys, gifts, or nuclear bombs for their new master. It's the way things work. You have to do something for them. (Slaves will get a small bonus at the years end for being good slaves. Maybe some hay to sleep on.) So, if you wish to be auctioned off, please post your Character name, and a short blurb on yourself. Current Slaves to be Sold: Seigheart Tal DarkRaptor EagleEye FireStarter ignnus Edited December 12, 2011 by Seigheart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tal Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 player name Tal: I can cook, clean do the dishes, run errands and do my best to annoy or help people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seigheart Posted December 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 I shall be sold off as well. dst and Jubaris 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkRaptor Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 playername: darkraptor I can't cook, but i can eat; I can't clean but i can trash the place... i will be a slave at your service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Eye Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 player name: Eagle Eye I can't cook, wiling to be your slave. at your services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Starter Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) I am in if the toys, gifts and nukes I make really explode. Slave isn't a word I have in my vocabulary, but I am sure we can think of an alternative with my Master. I am glad to help blowing Santa up. As for the in-game name, follow the white rabb... errr, arrow : [img]http://prikachi.com/images/84/4137084l.jpg[/img] Edited December 12, 2011 by Fire Starter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignnus Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 I'd rather be an experiment subject..but slave will do.I can change 3 scenes in 1 second without being kicked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I would like to put myself up for this auction. (for the first time in all MD slave auctions so far) I do not cook, as I do not eat myself. I do not do chores, errands or whatever. And I am not submissive. So, good luck to whoever tries to get me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Katt Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I will put myself up for auction. I am pretty much inept at everything useful (just ask Dragual Monarth), but I am very empathetic and try to be as attractive as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildOfTheSoul Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I'll put myself up for auction. I tend to buy another slave and have that slave do my duties because I'm too lazy. I'm not very great at much either, but I have clickie access if someone wanted to expand their quests in a specific area, and I'm a good training buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lone wolf pup Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I'd like to put myself up for slave auction and would like to say, I have had experience with being a slave before. Hah! Experience.. oh and free cuddles.. whether I'm your slave or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seigheart Posted December 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 This Friday, I shall hold the Slave Auction. Again, All proceeds will go to Zleiph's Alms for the Poor event. Watcher and dst 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seigheart Posted December 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Two more days until the Slave Auction at 1:00 game time on the 24th. Help me save Christmas by purchasing slaves! dst and Chewett 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seigheart Posted December 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Make that 2:00 at the GoE on the 24th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiley Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 Well I'm not much of a cook and I believe in disposable clothes, but can give one heck of a back rub:P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Bump. Whatever happened to this? Will there be another slave auction perhaps in the future? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seigheart Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I ended up misjudging my holiday schedule and couldn't squeeze it into it. Sorry. If enough people are still interested, we can still have one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Oh my offer still stands, I wonder who would like to use the new pet/slave on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Starter Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Aside that, should I remind you, Seigh, about a promise you made... or you're entering the "realm of Mur" state, more known with the phrase "soon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seigheart Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Fudge. Fire, pm. Okay, I'll start a new topic since the "season" isn't right anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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