Mur(phy)'s law of MD

[Ary Endleg]

Strange that such topic haven't been opened so far. Here it goes.

 

The shortest way always requires more AP.
Teamwork is essential, it gives you somebody to put a blame on.
Player traces lead both ways, you will usually go the wrong way, into the viscosity.
Locate spell doesn't work on person you need to find.
The thing you need can't be obtained, when you don't need it's easily obtainable.
No matter which way you are heading it's always into the viscosity.
When you're feeling social, everybody is idle.
For every atempt to do something there is an equal and opposite forum criticism.
If enough data is collected Dst can prove anything.
The tough part of being a leader is that people don't know what they want but they know what they don't want.
Stealing information is called research.
The perfect person for any job, usually public one, will show up day after possition was filled by somebody else.
Every chat conversation, PM, anno and forum post which can be misunderstood, will be.
The only people you can win against in combat are always in sanctuary.
There is always a way to accomplish anything, it usually doesn't work.
Success happens when outcome is unimportant, failure always occurs in life and death situations.
Viscosity is not neutral.
Shared items that are supposed to work together can't be carried that way.
If you need council urgently, take a nap for a week or so. If matter is barely of any significane reply will come in 5 minutes.
When you need help from LHO, your question will be assigned to an idle one.
If you go to grab a shared item, somebody took it before you.
Accurate regen timer, isn't.
Friendly poke, isn't.
Shared items, aren't.
Lock spells, don't.
Only players that give positive honor can't be attacked.
When you feel like fighting, it's DOT.
If you need to gather some resources and if you somehow got the tool to do it, they are already deplated.
The good tokens won't work because you have picked one wrong principle.
In MD something will always get bugged out of the blue. Usually when you least expect it and can't afford it.
Exotic creature you always wanted is put on sale only after you have spend your coins on stuff you didn't wanted in first place.
If you are winning in auction, somebody will outbid you by 1 silver in last moment or you will be 1 silver short to outbid the other person.
If you mail council with super important and long mail, due to technical reasons mail won't ever reach them and your copy will be lost.
The only time Dst is watching is when you do something bad and never when somebody does something bad to you.
Effort and time needed to do and fix things are always inversly proportional to effort and time Chew can invest.
MD will always critcally break when Mur and Chew aren't there to fix it.
Game notifications always glitch into an endless loop of annoyance.
Land weapons, aren't.
You are always 1 AP short for moving to next scene.
Free stuff, aren't.
When it's about free credits you are always 1 cent short from buying the thing you really want in shop.
If you are doing very well in a WP quest, somebody else is doing even better.
If you think you're about to win the quest, you're mistaken.
If other player has only one freeze it will always freeze your drach, your antifreezes will fail no matter what.
If you have max number of freezes you will freeze everything except the creature that matters.
Basically you are always short of something by 1, be it resource or stats.
If you are selling it's always underpriced, if you are buying it's always overpriced.
If you can misclick, you will.
The first place you go to harvest resources is always deplated.
Lifesteal is a contradiction, ele and daimon always die, drach always remains standing. Same goes with aimed hit.
Each time you pray heat to your protector erolin device ends in 499 (or 249 for MP4s).
About to cast a spell? Your heat is at 299.
Each time you use your maxed combo ritual you are just asking for a disaster to happen.
Need one more win to upgrade your creature? There is nobody you can win against and nobody wants to cooperate to help you. There is nobody left to fight. DOT is about to start.
Finally you have everything ready to upgrade your creature? Just before you click upgrade your def will go random, that creature will be placed in random ritual and lose 1 mil heat.
Spells wear off when you least expect them.
If you cast a spell, eight minute spells last seven, if others cast them on you, they last nine.
There is at least one achievement you won't ever be able to get.
When you finally find training or RP partner, the next day that person goes inactive.
Tea always gets cold right before you need it.
Candies always melt right before you're to use them.
All your issues will be resolved right when they no longer carry any importance.
You will always burst right before your regen timer resets.
People that you need regarding something are always in locations unreachable for you.
When sacrificing useless creatures you will most likely misclick and say farwell to your windy or tainty.
Target multiple never hits creatures that you want it to hit and always hit creats you prayed won't be hit, at least not that often or at least not in round 0.
When you get some kind of reward, it's always what you don't need or not enough of what you do.
You will always mess it up in last part of quest.
There are the best kind of creatures for any fight, you won't ever have them.
Irreproducable bugs will always happen to you and never to somebody else.
When concerning kill and ressurct items, other person always has one more than you can handle.

 

edit:

New player, isn't.

You're not invincible, grinders and Dst take note.

You've been logging in every day for past 4 years since you started playing and you're about to appear on active vets list? Tough luck because some fossil just came back out of blue. If your name is Amber, then 5 fossils.

If Everyone is blaming you then there is No one to blame.

 

edit 2:

If somebody has access to MB buckets, he will inevitably take MDA ones. You guessed it 1 minute before you arrive all will be gone. Not that it matters because water is by some magic already depleted for whole week.

Guess where you won't find skull.

Every attempt to implement new game feature will result in it being stopped and delayed indefinitely or it will just fail to work.

Edited June 10, 2014 by Ary Endleg

[Ary Endleg]

No matter the effort of developers, bug section will always have highest percentage of topics when compared to other forums. (it has more topics than general forum!)

If discussion in any topic can go astray, it will.

If something is working as it should and without any problems on it's own, once you put it into bigger picture it will inevitably break everything else.

After spending whole day of walking back to civilization, your dear slave-master or protector will teleport you to the middle of nowhere or to the edge of world. Without any particular reason other than just "because"!

[Rophs]

When people finally take interest in Wiiya Bubbles it's because people want to buy them.

 

People only want to buy them because dst is blackmailing them to, so that if you get greedy and sell one she can blackmail you too.

[No one]

With the highest stats you'll always get the lamest loses.

 

There is always someone stronger there you.

 

If there is one who can't beat you, he will blame it on the imbalance of the creatures/stats/spells, whatever.

 

If something is working smoothly it will always be someone who'd want it changed.

[Rophs]

Every forum post will always be passive-aggressively insulting towards you.