Joke 1)A grasan walks up to a drachorn and sees the drachorn eating something. So the grasan asks, "Do you have any meat left?" Between bites the drachorn replies, "Nothing... Remains."


Joke 2) A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the counter. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink and the guy responds, "What is the strongest sh** that you have?" The bartender nods and pours the man a drink. The man grabs up the drink and tosses it's contents down his throat. Eyes watering and gagging soon follow. After catching his breath he asks, " What is this sh**?" The bartender responds, "The best drink for such a mouth, Grasan Ferment."

This is what I have thought of so far. Anyone is welcome to post jokes, comment on jokes, and make suggestions on how to make them better.

I really like the first one :))) Nothing...Remains :)) 

 

I will sponsor this :) 3 gold ..with the mention that i don't want to see jokes copy pasted from known jokes and just characters replaced, be creative pls, otherwise, nothing ..remains :))

Knock, Knock.

 

Who's there?

 

MD.

 

MD Who?

 

MD-Aramor 42

 

I know. This was hilarious...

 

You can probably tell who reads out all the cracker jokes at Christmas time... :mellow:

Knock, Knock.

 

Who's there?

 

MD.

 

MD Who?

 

MD-Aramor 42

 

I know. This was hilarious...

 

You can probably tell who reads out all the cracker jokes at Christmas time... :mellow:

 

I'm not sure if I don't get it. But even if I don't get it, I found it so dry that I burst out in laughter.

 

I'm not sure if I don't get it. But even if I don't get it, I found it so dry that I burst out in laughter.

 

I have terrible humour...like...it's an abomination. :))

 

But hello?! MD sounds like EMPTY! Empty aramor! Duuh!

 

Sheesh. :rolleyes:

If easily offended, I suggest you skip this....

 

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A Tainted Angien, a tormented soul and an unholy priest are standing at the gates of heaven, waiting to be judged before god. Angel Michael appears at the gates and says "Alright then, God has decreed a blessing upon you all, that I shall cast final judgement on whether you deserve a place in heaven or whether you go to hell." They all nod in agreement.

Michael says "Tainted Angien, you took original sin and flipped it in reverse, which we don't like here. However, you also gave a spirit of light to the darkness, which we like here very much. So on consideration, you're in." The Tainted Angien smiled thankfully and floated through the gates.

Michael turned to the tormented soul "You have lived in hell already, your whole life, you are granted a place." The tormented soul contorted himself trying to thank the Angel, and floated through the gates.

Michael finally turned to the priest "As for you...you spent your life lording it over everyone and knowingly spreading unholy rumours, burning books and teaching lies, wreaking darkness everywhere...

you're definitely in."

 

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A tailor visited willows shop..
Said the tailor "I'm looking for fabric of all different colours!"
Said the shop man "I'm afraid I only stock greyscale"
"You don't stock colour?! That's insane! How am I to create tones and styles?"
 "Ack, don't worry, we have plenty of shades here!"

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New Player "I wish I had some sunglasses!"
Demi-God *Drops player in Necrovion*

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What's the difference between a dead fish and a Drachorn? One's scaly and smells like rotting flesh, the other's a dead fish.
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How many Players does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw the light bulb in, while the other fifty fight over who got to do it.
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How many Necrovions does it take to screw in a light bulb? Joke.
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How many Archivists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... plus the seven writing the details of what happened.

 

 

 

ed: and due to popular demand from my set of jokes I can't post because they will offend too many people....(I have pre-warned Grido)

How did Jonn lose his eye? Grido's telescope got too close.

 

ed2, for same reason: Why are they called Golemites? Because if they ever made a decision they'd be called Goledids.

Edited January 27, 201511 yr by (Zl-eye-f)-nea

A Shade

doesn't DRINK
doesn't SMOKE
doesn't CHEAT
and doesn't EXIST...

 

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The night was black. Outside is dark. Look everyone, definitely dark. Whether you open your eyes, black. Means, the dark is black and you are inside of Necrovion:)

 

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Sometimes I walk, alone. I turned to the right, I saw none. I turned to the left, does not even have nothing. So yeah. I went over the bridge of ages

A Shade

doesn't DRINK
doesn't SMOKE
doesn't CHEAT

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But wait until it gets out ...

Finally I managed to make a joke within MD! It only took a few years.

(GoE is completely devoid of players)

Jester: Wow, its like an aramor in here.

Edited July 16, 201510 yr by Jester