Jubaris Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 I dag up a thing from a couple of years ago, an interview with Zleiphneir, it was meant to be a part of the MD newspaper, but the project was never finalized. I also have one with Azull and Syrian, but that was so poorly done by me that I'd spare you from it There's supposed to be one with Kyphis as well, good one as I recall, but I can't seem to find it. Spoiler : Jubaris cleans his body of dust to prepare for the interview : Jubaris tries not to violate his fossil remains : Jubaris leans against the wall : Zleiphneir sits himself up and swings his legs from his wall perch, watching : Jubaris shouts, initiating a crafty spell to make an introduction : [Spell] Exaudio VBlFHuCzPgY : Zleiphneir frowns and looks around Zleiphneir: Now I feel like we're in a very old elevator... Jubaris: *scratches his head* I can't hear it, weird. Jubaris: Oh well! *waves his hand to dismiss the thought* Zleiphneir: oh great, so now it's just in my head. Jubaris: Sir Z, I'm glad to be here with you and hear what you have to say! Zleiphneir: likewise your featheryness. Jubaris: Please, tell me about your beginnings. After the box opened, was it Bob or Steve? : Jubaris points the creepy doll at Z so he can speak Zleiphneir: er... *looks at the doll* ...well... Zleiphneir: it was Bob...but I didn't have any say in that... Zleiphneir: the people of the realm named Tree far before I arrived here Zleiphneir: a chap called speaker for the dead looked after Tree for a while, apparently, before my existence Zleiphneir: but I hear he we rather violent and didnt talk much... Zleiphneir: was* Zleiphneir: I never met him, which is a bit weird really. : Jubaris nods Jubaris: You decided to guard the tree right from the very start? Zleiphneir: well...no. I liked the scenery and wandered about a lot. I met Mur by accident by angien's ferry one day. Zleiphneir: I tended to just wander about, drinking at the local pub, windy's, and generally being a troublesome oik Zleiphneir: there was a sparring ground and everyone kept telling me about how I was supposed to do this and that Zleiphneir: and respect this person and that person....none of whom I had ever met or heard of Zleiphneir: I didnt take very kindly to that so caused a bit of trouble *chuckles* as you do Zleiphneir: but then I kept seeing all these people walking by Tree and watering him Zleiphneir: and they didnt water any other Tree, and it was odd Zleiphneir: so I poked around a while and then someone told me Tree was special, and sometimes if very lucky he bloomed, bt nobody knew how or why really Zleiphneir: so I stayed with him, for a very long time, and everyone got weirded out and kept asking why I never moved Zleiphneir: and then I just got totally attached to him and one day someone tried to hurt him and that was it. I wasn't having it. So I decided Tree was the best and didn't leave again. : Zleiphneir pats Bob Zleiphneir: *whispers* everyone thought was Morpheus in disguise for a while you know. Jubaris: *smiles* Really interesting story. And the contrast between an inquisitive younger self, making troubles, with the now seen legacy of patience and Bob-guarding Zleiphneir: I* Zleiphneir: well...I'm still a trouble maker you know *chuckles* Jubaris: Maybe when you moon-walk while you slumber *sticks his tongue out* Zleiphneir: customised Bob-Walk. Jubaris: Sir Z, your presence here is one of the most famous stories. Guarding the tree from many troublemakers has earned you a reputation of a fierce knight and defender Jubaris: --While-- having a creature shield, for that matter! : Zleiphneir laughs Jubaris: Does Bob give some secret energy-giving fruit that makes you tick so long and with such strength? Zleiphneir: Time is a funny thing, people see it all sorts of different ways. Tree lets you see it in a very particular way, that's all. Jubaris: Now, my memory stretches far. There was a brave fellow Blackwood Forest, you even intended him to step in and be your pair, or replacement if things go nasty. : Zleiphneir nods Zleiphneir: I in fact intended him to replace me Zleiphneir: I have attempted that a few times, he was the most promising....but he didn't have it in him in the end Zleiphneir: it's surprisingly difficult to just stand here and look after Tree apparently. Jubaris: Single case I witnessed of such weight, yes. But not a surprise for him to go that far, he was a Savelite, eh? *cough cough* Jubaris: Speaking of which Jubaris: The only ally I ever seen you in were the Savelites, helping Grido maintain it for a while. : Zleiphneir nods Jubaris: How was this short experience? Zleiphneir: extremely strange.... Zleiphneir: Thesavelites was an alliance I didn't want to see disappear, it had excellent promise Zleiphneir: such a brilliant and cohesive message Zleiphneir: and lots of potential foractivities of interest and art and activity Zleiphneir: I wanted to maintain it and ensure it didn't go anywhere, so I got involved to try to help it along Zleiphneir: but it all got rather political rather quickly, and as you know my efforts didnt really achieve anything Zleiphneir: still, I think it was worth trying none the less. : Jubaris accents the moment : [Spell] Exaudio iDfZys102oc : Zleiphneir laughs Jubaris: (again i dont hear it - can you?) : Zleiphneir clicks his fongers along with the music Zleiphneir: (yea I can hear it. Ive heard voice is doing this, that the caster can't hear it, you might want to let Chew know) Jubaris: (it worked for me before, but what's important is that your ears catch it) Zleiphneir: (lol yes, I can hear it, Im amused) Jubaris: (sorry for the interuption and Kyphis, take care of this offtopic chatter and remove :D) Jubaris: Your efforts did achieve something, it flavored the history Jubaris: Now I have an extra argument when describing the swag of the movement Jubaris: But finally, you have an alliance of your own Zleiphneir: I do. Jubaris: I anticipate a problem though - what happens when you meet someone, then you welcome him into your home, but that person replies Jubaris: "Dude, that's no man's home (land) !" Zleiphneir: well everyone believes I'm a goat no? so they'd be correct. Zleiphneir: currently it is home to an intrigue, a WHIsper and a goat *chuckles* . : Jubaris nods and smiles : Ungod waves in his passing : Zleiphneir waves : Jubaris waves to Ungod the passanger Jubaris: We're reaching the end, my friend, only few more! Zleiphneir: *smiles* I have as much time as you require. Jubaris: You've repelled many persistent enemies - which was the most troublesome? And why Ledah? *grins* Zleiphneir: *laughs* well now let's see.... Zleiphneir: Ledah was definitly a continual thorn in the side. A perpetual issue, he liked to appear, cause mayhem, and leave. Zleiphneir: Dst is the most verbally obtrusive enemy of Tree, constantly sharp tongued that one Zleiphneir: I think...the most persistent enemy though is something else : Jubaris gasps Zleiphneir: It's more, the magnitude of the entrophic energy at any given time. The will to simply burn the world, because what else is there to do? Zleiphneir: That little gem of a force is my most persistent annoyance and most troublesome seed in Tree's attackers. : *Miq* passed Gold coin to Zleiphneir Zleiphneir: so I'll give that title to that feeling we all know. : *Miq* passed Gold coin to Zleiphneir *Miq*: Congrats! Zleiphneir: thank you Miq! Jubaris: *nods and claps, getting a few tears in his eyes* Bravo! : Zleiphneir chuckles Jubaris: enough torture! My friend, thank you, one more, easy one for you Jubaris: On a scale of 2 to 10, how many times is Bob better than Awiiya's tree? Zleiphneir: One more time than anyone can ever count to. Zleiphneir: *looks skywards* Sorry Awii, but you're just not the one. Jubaris: Ladies and gentlemen, that was Zleiphneir the Guardian of Bob! *smiles and shakes his hand* Zleiphneir: *shakes hands and grins* thansk Jubaris, that was a most enjoyable experience. Jubaris: Likewise, old chap! Thank you for your time! Jubaris: I'll give this PURE GOLD to my editor, hoping he won't cut out some of the profits *wink wink wink* : Zleiphneir laughs Jubaris: I mean lines. Zleiphneir: I have a good lawyer, don't worry. Jubaris: If he can manage them to pay me by the word, I would be a rich man and finally use my talents Zleiphneir: we'll see about creating a better contract for you then! Jubaris: Toodles, Z, until next time! *salutes* Zleiphneir: I think youre rather talented at what you do already, however. Zleiphneir: *nods his head to Jubaris* keep well my friend. Nimrodel, Ledah and Lintara 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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