item series: inedible foodstuffs

[klatdees]

Started from a conversation with ailith.  Seems like fertile ground for some ideas.

Inedible Saltwater Taffy: Rots your teeth but doesn't melt in your mouth or taste good. Has a label on the side: Not for children. Do Not Swallow!

Inedible Cow: The fruit of a crabcow tree.  Looks like a cow, smells like a cow, even bleeds like a cow, but tastes completely repulsive and causes indigestion.  Dies quickly once separated from the tree.

 

 

[Ungod]

Common rp items? There are some hilarious ones in the food category there

[Steno]

Can pocket lint be moved to this category?

But like the descriptions changed to the kind of pocket lint you found as a kid that was wrapped up in a candy wrapper in your pocket so you thought it was candy?

I mean, asking for a friend.

[Chewett]

I submit the the following item should be marked as inedible foodstuffs "@Ledah's Cooking"

[Ledah]

Depends on your tolerance to poison!

I suggest adding Grasan Cheese to this list...