Gargant Posted December 12, 2008 Report Posted December 12, 2008 Just thought i'd share this, it's an MD Christmas poem. Hope you like it, Happy Christmas to you all. [b]A magic duel christmas[/b] Twas the night before Christmas And throughout magic duel Not a soul to be found Save for bob and his tool. The snow was falling The presents were wrapped Dst came to bob And swiftly was slapped The ground was cold Pressed up to his face But he picked himself up And started to race Away from the tree Our DST fled And got swallowed up By I am bored’s head. Bored gave a belch To honour his meal But now rather ill Is how he would feel Bored tries to move But his feet refuse Because naughty boy bootes Has stolen his shoes Bootes scampers off With I am bored’s sole He started to bury The shoes in a hole Perro came bounding And dug the shoes up Bootes took up chase Of the mischievous pup The dog raced on Through hill and through dale The astrologer stopped He had lost the trail Perro continued But dropped both the shoes At the feet of Windspirit Purveyor of booze Windy is full Of Christmas cheer Vodka, Gin And of course her beer The bar was filled With drunken louts Firsanthalas Was the first thrown out The drunk is unconscious And out on his ass But he is awakened By the smell of the grass He dusts himself off And his eyes open wide At the sight of Yami and Ren On a mattress ride Firsanthalas Is swept off his feet In a flurry of mattress With no chance of retreat Exiting loreroot The mattress flies Much knator Commander’s surprise Along with Knator Wodin too Is forced on board The mattressey crew The steps to the archives Are far too steep The crew are ejected Right into a heap Granos observes From a fountain nearby He know not to question what Or even why He merely returns To his silent work Worshipping fountains The hooded berk The fountain ignores Granos’s cries Cloud of smoke Shoots past as he sighs The cloud is mur Lord of the realm He is the captain The man at the helm Whooshing about Darting to and fro You’ll wear out your eyes If you look at him go Mur trips over A kitty kat He dusts himself off And gives it a pat The cat is kittiness Love slave of Khal Lord of necrovion Your three shaded pal He sits in winds sanc. Mostly idle all day Darkness would rule Should he get his way Another pub here And a fine one too Cryxus and inno Serve baileys from a shoe From here a mighty Woman named sage Calls for some drama And takes centre stage A warrior storm Runs forth from the crowd The call of battle Lures him from the shroud With a metallic clunk And a hippity hop Metal bunny shouts As storm hits willows shop The shop is a place Where battles are fought By carrot or stick The lessons are taught A broken up warrior Returns from the fray He turns to the dojo And screams in dismay He lands at the dojo Attack at your risk And fear the ones With the asterisks They are LHO But if you don’t cease They go from helpful To being police If you continue And your behaviour’s awry Then you’ll get a visit From Jonn’s rogue eye As Jonn speeds Through no mans land He bypasses many Newbies on hand Snow now thick Upon the ground All the lands Can hear the sound Of Marinds chimes They ring and peal And all around It starts to feel Like festive times Are dead ahead But after all Of this is said And finally We see an end To this rambling My friend But what of me your Charismatic narrator Neither armor, grassan Tree or knator I myself Will celebrate too Once this blasted Rhyme is through This is Christmas At magic duel And I am Gargant Your Christmas fool. Hope you like it Garg.
Root Admin Chewett Posted December 12, 2008 Root Admin Report Posted December 12, 2008 (edited) [Redacted] Edited December 18, 2012 by Chewett Redacted
cryxus Posted December 12, 2008 Report Posted December 12, 2008 haha, nice...although i thought i'd get a captain reference no worries though.... ..."Do you love me?"...
stormrunner Posted December 12, 2008 Report Posted December 12, 2008 really good job gargant now I say we need drinks :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:
Grido Posted December 13, 2008 Report Posted December 13, 2008 what about the sometimes pub at PC? loved it though, brought a smile to my face
awiiya Posted December 13, 2008 Report Posted December 13, 2008 Great job Gargant. It was clever and funny! Awi
Metal Bunny Posted December 13, 2008 Report Posted December 13, 2008 Dude.. hippity hop? Couldn't you at least include a 300 page anecdote about how awesome I am?
pamplemousse Posted December 13, 2008 Report Posted December 13, 2008 Gargle, I hope Santa sees this and brings you some shiny new rollerskates! Brilliant!
Intrigue Posted December 13, 2008 Report Posted December 13, 2008 Wow Garg, that was awesome! *applauds* When are you going to recite it for us ingame?
dst Posted December 13, 2008 Report Posted December 13, 2008 Really nice one Garg. And wow...I am the first one mentioned in the poem. I feel...special
Guest Posted December 13, 2008 Report Posted December 13, 2008 Love it, Spleeny! :drinks: Merry MD Christmas XD
Jigoku Sword Posted December 13, 2008 Report Posted December 13, 2008 Yes it is great but it is too long
Gargant Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Posted December 14, 2008 Jigoku, it's meant to be an epic poem Of course it's long (My brain went off on one and refused to stop) I did put it up in the MDA website too but it got taken down and is now 'subject to admin approval', hope it gets put back up soon. And thank you all for the positive comments (I'm glad you like it) Garg.
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