Mur do you find it weird at all that people reference you to God?


[May his name always be Red]
[May Mur bless you]
[Murry Christmas]


There are tons of them. I just want to know how he feels about this.

I would like to posit a plausible line of thought people may have for doing this...

*clears throat*

God is red
Mur is Red
Therefore
Mur is God

ta da. *cough*

Z

No, a bit different.

Mur shows as red.
Mur is different, higher, unlike us who are non red.
He is the red colored one, [the red blooded God. ..just a sidenote, a joke of mine, dunno if anyone gets it]
And thus, people form a cult worshipping him, because he is the other being.

Erm.. Silly question.. Why is god supposed to be red?

and Murry Christmas sounds nice! Magic duel personalised!

[quote name='Shadowseeker' post='34772' date='Jun 25 2009, 11:58 AM'][the red blooded God. ..just a sidenote, a joke of mine, dunno if anyone gets it][/quote]

Joke, [size=5][u][b]READ[/b][/u][/size] the latter part please?

Still, magic duel personalizing is going as far as to set him equal to a god..like,

Oh my holy [fill in]

etc.

[quote name='Shadowseeker' post='34778' date='Jun 25 2009, 12:27 PM']Oh my holy [fill in][/quote]

This explains EVERYTHING.

They refer to Mur as god because he is the center of the greatest sandwich in the universe, and red because obviously he has magnificent tomatoeyness.

Case Closed.

Z

No Z, he is NOT the center of the sandwich. Didn't you know he's the red tomato monster taking revenge for so many tomatoes being cut for sandwiches? He ate it, and now has become the center of the universe!!!

Oh. My. God....I mean...Mur...I mean....Im so confused!!!!

How could anyone do such a terrible thing as to eat the great sandwich!!...and now...we revolve around a tomato eating monster...so red is he that even in print he remains so....so gravitational that even in words he pulls other words towards him....

Fenrir, you ask him how it feels, well I ask you, who would do such a terrible thing as to eat the great and magnificent sandwich!?! :cray:

He may be claimed a God...but I demand he give us our tomatoes back! I feel so cheated!!!

Z

(Ps - The Truth is Out There)

Edited June 25, 200917 yr by (Zl-eye-f)-nea

how i feel about this.......

.....worried O.o.....

*blinks repeatedly*

But how does God feel when he is referred as Mur? O_O

[quote name='dst' post='34796' date='Jun 25 2009, 09:28 AM']But how does God feel when he is referred as Mur? O_O[/quote]

Pissed?


*blinks several times slowly*



- Gauge

the next Charley Brown Movie

"The Great Tomatoe" starring...
Z as charley brown
Mur as the Great Tomatoe
Peace as Lucy
Phantasm as Snoopy
Gremlin as PigPen
Marvolo as Lionus

*points at Mur's forum avatar* Look the background is even red!

...wait...why am I charley brown? Are you suggesting im balding and short with poor fashion sense?...or are you in cahoots...and you will paint my scalp red so i look like a tomato and then ... *panics and runs for it*

Z

[quote name='(Zl-eye-f)-nea' post='34800' date='Jun 25 2009, 05:40 PM']*

...wait...why am I charley brown? Are you suggesting im balding and short with poor fashion sense?..

Z[/quote]


Yes! Bingo!

So we're all just fruit flies feeding off Murs rotting tomato(ness) which slowed degenerate thus allowing for the possibility of more tomatoes or worse more fruit flies O_O

Fertilizer is dead
Mur is fertilizer
Therefore god is dead

:lol:

[quote name='dst' post='34801' date='Jun 25 2009, 03:41 PM']Yes! Bingo![/quote]

Wrong website Dst....you can collect your game card at foxybingo .com, oh and don't bring your stamping markers, if you stamp the screen it won't work like it does in the halls...

So wait...Mur ate the giant sandwich...and he's the tomato god...and the center of the universe...AND death??? Is Mur...the red river?

Z

[quote name='(Zl-eye-f)-nea' post='34804' date='Jun 26 2009, 12:55 AM']So wait...Mur ate the giant sandwich...and he's the tomato god...and the center of the universe...AND death??? Is Mur...the red river?[/quote]

He must be as

[quote name='teh internets' post='34804' date='Jun 26 2009, 12:55 AM']In 2009 the Red River flooded in early spring. By Friday, March 27, the river at Fargo had reached the highest level in recorded history,and its discharge at that location was far in excess of normal flows.[/quote]

Remember when he was abusing power O_O, his power has no bounds!!!

*Rolls on the floor laughing her ass off. Bangs her fist against the wall trying to control her laughing spree. Runs away before her stomach bursts with laughter..*

OMG..

)
some of you stayed too much in the sun i guess.

Conclusion: I should be afraid of the mighty SALAD ...its the death of the tomato!!!! beware of the salad!!

I vote it as the best topic on MD! *gives fenrir a jam tart* my stomach really pains. Lmao.

that is why I avoid the sun as oftend as possible it bakes brains

Too late for you stormy...

no, it the mix of norse, franch, german, italian, american indian, and I think a bit of jewish blood thats got me crazy

Talk about off topic. >.>

And all this time I thought Mur was the meat sauce of the flying spaghetti monster...

But if hes the tomato in the salad, that leaves me wondering is the salad supposed to be the universe or some sexual innuendo..

Also if Mur is God.. then why was I able to silence him (don't ban me again >_< )