Pick the month you were born:
January-------I sang to
...February------I threw a wreath at
March--------I smelled
April----------I yelled at
May----------I threw a snowball at
June---------- I ran away with
July-----------I baked cookies with
August--------I danced with
September---- I stole
October-------I kidnaped
November-----I ran over
December-----I licked

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a snowflake
2-------an elf
3-------a Christmas tree
4-------a candy cane
5-------a snowman
6-------a cup of cocoa
7-------my Christmas present
8-------a reindeer
9-------a box of toys
10-------a nutcracker
11-------a sugar plum fairy
12-------Santa
13-------a Christmas stocking
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------Santa's beard
16-------Rudolph
17-------a fireplace
18-------a sugar cookie
19-------a Snowman
20-------a glass of milk
21-------the naughty and nice list
22-------Santa Claus
23-------a wreath
24-------my tangled Christmas lights
25-------my child's brand new bike
26-------a tree topper
27-------an elf
28-------a snowflakes
29-------wrapping paper
30------- Mrs. Clause
31------- a lump of coal

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- in wal mart
2 -------- on a train
3 -------- in the mall
4 -------- under your bed
5 -------- on Santa's Sleigh
6 -------- on the roof
7 -------- in an elevator
8--------- at the dinner table
9 -------- in the North Pole
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I can!
Black--------because I was drinking tequila, again.
Pink----------because I'm only in it for the good times.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue---------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green-------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple-------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray---------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow-------because someone offered me 20 dollars
Orange -----because I saw it on the Internet.
Brown-------because I'm cool like that!
Other--------because it sounded like a good idea!
None--------because I can't control myself!

I danced with a wreath on Santa's Sleigh because I was drinking tequila, again.

I sang to a snowman on the roof because i can!!

I baked cookies with Santa in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!

Baked cookies??? Is that what you crazy kids are calling it these days??

I threw a wreath at a Christmas stocking because I'm sexy and I do what I want

I smelled santas beard in an elevator because i can! haha XD

I yelled at my tangled Christmas lights on the roof because I was drinking tequila, again

apparently blue black and white seem to be the general fashion statement on Christmas eve

I baked cookies with a reindeer in your bathroom because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

seriously though...don't tell anyone, nobody's meant to know that he's my leader

Edited December 24, 201015 yr by Grido

I threw a snowball at the naughty and nice list in wal mart because I can!

I threw a snowball at a glass of milk in your bathroom because someone offered me 20 dollars

I stole a wreath in the mall because the voices told me to.

all part of the plan for world domination right dst?

I stole a snowflake on Santa's Sleigh because I can!

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I stole a box of toys in the mail because I can!

I threw a snowball at an elf in wal mart because I was drinking tequila, again.

I yelled at wraping paper in the North Pole because the voices told me to.

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You have my birthday :-)

Cutler

I danced with a snowman in the mall because im cool like that

[font="Book Antiqua"][color="#696969"]I ran away with a snowman in the North Pole because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

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I danced with a reindeer on the roof because I'm AWESOME! Ariba!

Is that why santa hasn't gotten here, his reindeer are busy dancing with the dead

Yush! I am that awesome! Down with the Bunny!

Poor bunny, I bet he could be a good stocking stuffer

I sang to a nutcracker in wal mart because I cant control myself!