Well then here we are, or rather here you are, and maybe myself if I happen to be stalking you. Or is it the other way around? I honestly do not know and it does not truly matter...okay it may matter allot because I'm alone and cold and really need someone to hold close before I have to stab them...and lie to them. If you want a real friend go get a companion cube, because it will never lie to you or stab you in your sleep.
And I believe that there is cake involved in that.
Moving along now, I'm Deon Selco, no thats not my real name, it is an alias I have adopted in my various crusades across the realms of these magnificent lands. More or less I'm saying hello to anyone who wants to comment and receive abit of wisdom or insanity. Thats right I will beat you senseless with a shovel to crazy you up abit so you can see the beautiful light. Don't go towards it though, I'm on probation and murder...well I think its as bad as getting caught with a gun? Maybe? The point is the back yard is filled with makeshift graves and my furnace just broke so theres no place for your body to go once your soul has no more use for it. Case in point, don't be a pansy and die.
So yeah. Thats the gist of it and consider this a hello. Oh and in case your wondering I'm abit of an aspiring writer if you need some sort of fact about myself. Yes I do enjoy Role playing. No I don't(HAHA A CORRECT USE OF DOUBLE NEGATIVES! SUCK IT GRAMMAR!) books out yet. Yes feel free to rub that in my face and make me cry like a little girl, hopefully were get locked in a room together and were both drown on my tears.
It will be a deliciously malicious death you brought on yourself.
Anyway, Hello hello hello!
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Oh and yes, I really do talk like this in real life, scary isn't it?