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Shemhazaj

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  1. Some people can't understand humour or sarcasm even if either were dancing in front of them wearing nothing but Dobby's tea cosy. Yes Pip. You included :P

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      Actually Pip, it seems to me Nim did make her intentions clear and you downvoted her for that. Leaving some things "unsaid" makes sarcasm what it is.

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  2. My Brain is dead! Disfunctional. Don't want to work! Neurones Exhausted :( WHY!!!?

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      I googled your symptoms and I have your diagnosis: You have been bitten by a zombie.

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  3. "My darling, you're such a child. You think that by saying, "I'm sorry," all the past can be corrected. Here, take my handkerchief. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief." -Rhett

  4. Nobody can make you feel anything without your consent

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      they sure can make you feel pain without your consent.

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  5. returning, slowly, and in short doses... :)

  6. History repeats itself. Remember how it was between Amoran and Akasha?

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      the zone where normal things don't happen very often.... :D

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  7. Shish. Don't you hate it when people wake you up just to tell you that you're snoring so loud that thay can't hear a phone ringing in the office... -.-

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      this, ofc, was a joke. I don't snore really. :P nuh, honestly, I can't sleep at work. I can be sleepy tho :P

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  8. Laptop telling BYE BYE =(( [like a person in crash mode aka slowly dying]

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      Perhaps your laptop will meet mine in Laptop heaven? Tho no... my laptop is evil... he'll go straight down

  9. To do List: 1) Buy a sword; 2) Name it Kindness; 3) Kill people with Kindness

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      1. Buy a sword that's way to heavy for anyone to use; 2. name it Truth, 3. go around shouting "You can't handle the Truth!"

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  10. HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY EVERYONE!! XD

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      Good day for a GUINNESS! :D

  11. “No matter how big the lie; repeat it often enough and the masses will regard it as the truth.” ~ John F. Kennedy

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      not exactly that, but Hitler and Goebbels had similar ides in propaganda ("Big Lie")

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  12. heaven beside you, hell within

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      and you wish you had it still. Heaven inside you...

      yeah. good song :)

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  13. Coughing so much I can't stay at the computer long :(

  14. WOO-HOO!! I've been offered a pernament post as of 1 Jan 2013 in my current job!!

  15. Does it work the same if I think good of you dst? if it does you are very naughty... :P

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      kidding ofc, no offence :)

  16. Ohayo minna! :D

    1. Shemhazaj

      Shemhazaj

      lol, ofc you're not. You can't pee "miss Uma" on the snow... :P

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