PenelopeLightMoon Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 omg, I did not realize that I had been flagged. My apologies to you, Chewett, and thank you for letting it remain. its all in good humor. thats why it remained. but please remember to keep such sentences under spoiler tags - chewett Quote
Gargant Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 Don't know if these have been done: You know you've been on MD too much when: At christmas the baby jesus gets Gold, Frankinsence and Mur. You appear four or five times in Yami's famous quotes list. You frisk people for their personal papers (You know they've been playing it too much if you find them) Mundane tasks become 'quests' (I recently did a quest to have a shower) You wonder why the archivist has branched out into indigestion tablets when you see 'Rennies' You see Jewellers as Duellers. You go round asking people for inner magic pages If someone annoys you, you begin to hear them saying 'quaaaac, riiibiiiiiiiit ribbit' You cut yourself and you sit there shouting prot-heal at it. After realising that doesn't work, you seek out morrel...Instead of Plasters. When you wake up in a bad mood, you refer to it as your alt. I'll post more if I think of them I hope most of these haven't already been done. Garg Walker of words Quote
Yami no Sakura Posted September 8, 2008 Author Report Posted September 8, 2008 Awesome as ever, Garg. xD And yeah, I think are you one of the more frequent contributors to my quote list. Speaking of which...: You know you've been on MD too much when... - your collection of funny MD quotes is 5 pages long on Microsoft Word. And it's still growing... - you think of a dead person's room as a perfectly normal place to hang out in. - you expect to see matress racing in any party worth going to. Quote
Gargant Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 Got some more: You've been playing MD too much when: You come to the realisation that you've been playing MD too much your calendar is referred to as an adventure log your boss/Teacher/Parents become RPC's You have an irrational fear of Carnivals...and cubes...and little girls with candles...and your own shadow....EEK SHADES! You systematically apply hammer to clown...with force....repeatedly You turn on a light....and see an angien! You turn the light off....and see a shade! You buy a plant from the garden centre to stand outside your back door and work as guard for 'House, Hidden Exit' You wonder why A (frankly awesome) Game developer has branched out into confectionery when you spot a pack of Murray mints. I'll probably think of more later. But for now... that's it. Garg Walker of words (Officially ) Quote
linards ice Posted September 9, 2008 Report Posted September 9, 2008 WELL HERE GOES... for me u know u hav been on MD too much ..when whenever u hear a faint "DTak" u turn around to see who is atackin u... this really happened to me once.... Quote
Yami no Sakura Posted September 9, 2008 Author Report Posted September 9, 2008 You know you've been on MD too much when... - you see an Imperial Aramor Assassin in a Rorschach inkblot test. - almost everything you drew in the drawing completion test was MD related. Oh, psychology class was so much fun today...xD Quote
Gargant Posted September 9, 2008 Report Posted September 9, 2008 Okay and yet more.... (Joint effort by me, Logan Marquis, Yami no Sakura and mishadowst) You've been playing magic duel too much when: You try and open your front door and you get one of the following messages: UNDER CONSTRUCTION GAME BORDER THIS IS NOT YOUR CURRENT SCENE or YOU HAVE INSUFFICIENT ACTION POINTS. everytime you say something you follow it with the (legendary) MD Beep You call text messages scrolls When you get in trouble, you look for your MP6 Protector. Your guard dog is named KC You go to the bank and ask for free credits You go to the pet shop and ask for a drachorn you refer to your car keys as heads when you get robbed You answer to your character name all the time outside of MD In the middle of sex you ask your partner to wait until your counter resets so you can regen VE and AP... When things stop costing money and start costing VP That's all for now. Garg Quote
mishadowst Posted September 9, 2008 Report Posted September 9, 2008 -when you shuffle your feet on the carpet to generate enough heat to cast lightning lvl1 on your siblings Quote
GgSeverin Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 To make me react with maximum speed my boss made her self a MD account. Quote
I am Bored Posted September 12, 2008 Report Posted September 12, 2008 You know you have been on MD to much when: -You have the magicduel game page as your homepage and have firefox start up automaticly when your computer turns on and you never bother to log out when you turn your computer off. -You decided to attempt to eat the death star in Algebra 1 class -You brag about eating the gizzebo of caos (sorry about that Murry how much do i owe you for replacing it? ) -You are designing a program that will keep you logged into magic duel while you are at school. -You get bored in class and start thinking about magic duel while you are supposed to be doing your algebra homework. -you attempt to find a way to play on magicduel while you are on the school computers and the computers are blocking the website.(my school won't let me play ) -you write poems about magicduel while attempting to go to sleep.(i have only written 2 so far i have only 1 of those on my comments on self page that i have run out of room on:) ) -you get bored and decide to make a portrait of MB in both word and paint (the one in paint is my current avitar) -you get bored and start thinking of names for different people(Metal's name is Fluffy:) ) Quote
PenelopeLightMoon Posted September 12, 2008 Report Posted September 12, 2008 When someone says "I am bored" and you reply, "No, I am bored isn't here right now." Quote
mishadowst Posted September 12, 2008 Report Posted September 12, 2008 -when you sub MD characters for childhood songs... ----------org.--------- Little bunny, Foo Foo Hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And bopping them on the head Down came the Good Fairy and she said, "Little bunny, Foo Foo I don't want to see you Scooping up the field mice And bopping them on the head." -------------MD version---------- Metal Bunny, Foo Foo Hopping through Loreroot Scooping up the noobies And bopping them on the head Down came the Manu and he said, "Metal Bunny, Foo Foo I don't want to see you Scooping up the Noobies And bopping them on the head." Quote
Metal Bunny Posted September 16, 2008 Report Posted September 16, 2008 -When people start stalking you, or dreaming about you and making poems about you... ... o_O Yeah.. uh, wtf? ¬_¬ freaks.. -When you see some belladonna on a nearby hill and think about MD.. -When you, due to 'unrelated' events, wake up in a dark alley in the middle of Amsterdam the next morning with a naked inflateable doll next to you.. Dragual 1 Quote
Morrel Posted September 17, 2008 Report Posted September 17, 2008 (edited) You know you've been on MD too much when... -You start saying 'Greetings' instead of 'hello' when you answer the phone. -When people say 'hi, how are you' you answer: 'I think war is upon us' -You go to church, count the people there and shout 'YES, I have more worshipers then you' -You change the name of your daughter into Marind. -Start collecting wooden boxes -You keep printouts of your inner magic documents in a safe at your bank -You start vacuuming your house every day because your afraid of dust. -When asked for a copy of your curriculum vitae, you start printing out your personal page -When you think your biggest achievements in life are : won a drachorn, did phrogs quest, won a head hunting competition and reached mp6 -When filling in papers, you write 'Warrior' as your main occupation and No Man's Land as place of birth -Whenever you see a beautiful sunset you think about Bootes. -When you see the word 'Dragon' you sigh and think : 'They spelled it wrong again...' -Hospital security drags you out of a patient's room while your shouting Prot-Heal spells -Say 'Hello' every time you pass a tree. -You replaced your 'No Trespassing' sign with 'This Path is closed for mortals, only gods may pass' -You see a beautiful woman pass by and ask your wife if you can use a wishpoint ... Edited January 11, 2011 by Chewett Removed spoiler Quote
Yami no Sakura Posted September 18, 2008 Author Report Posted September 18, 2008 Wow...that is epic, Morrel. You definitely win. xDD ...and Buns...I'm not even gonna ask...><; Quote
I am Bored Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 - when you make an account named Muratus Clone and it survives 3 days before being banned:) - you replace your "beware of dog" sign on your fence with a "beware of drachorn" sign - you watch a show about dragons and record it then edit it so that every time it says dragon it says Drachorn instead - you eat the death star thinking it would go into your 3rd stomach - you get a place on a website only for RPCs - you make a 90 question long FAQ where every question has a jump to section and every question is MD related - you start sleep talking and wake yourself up saying "must find REN!! Must Find REN!!!!! MUST FIND REN!!!!!!..." and then run to your computer and realize that ren isn't on Quote
stormrunner Posted September 22, 2008 Report Posted September 22, 2008 how you you've been on MD too much when you know you have massage without anyone saying anything and before the bell or whatever it is, sounds I did over 10 times yesterday Quote
Granos Posted September 22, 2008 Report Posted September 22, 2008 (edited) When I Am Bored has attempted to eat you or something you own... When everyone at the Wind and Rain Pub know you... When you see a homeless person downtown and your first thought is making them your adept... When you start to read books on mythology to get an edge on the Storyline direction... When you try to calculate how many stats you would gain from sacrificing your pets... When you watch T.V. and see a doctor sweating and wonder how much heat he stored... When you're out at night and are surprised to see the moon... When your at a hardware store and see orange tiles and start getting frustrated... Edited January 11, 2011 by Chewett removed spoiler Quote
Azrael Dark Posted September 23, 2008 Report Posted September 23, 2008 -When you meet people on the street and you compare them to the people you meet in MD Quote
Yami no Sakura Posted October 2, 2008 Author Report Posted October 2, 2008 Time to revive this with another MD-moment that slipped out of Saki's mouth the other day. xD You know you've been on MD too much when... ...You tell your friends that your MindPower 3 player still has 34.8 Metal Bunnies of freespace left. Quote
Liberty4life Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 [quote name='Yami no Sakura' post='17711' date='Oct 3 2008, 12:18 AM']Time to revive this with another MD-moment that slipped out of Saki's mouth the other day. xD You know you've been on MD too much when... ...You tell your friends that your MindPower 3 player still has 34.8 Metal Bunnies of freespace left.[/quote] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this was good, omfg roflmao Kyphis the Bard and Czez 1 1 Quote
mishadowst Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 when you stop saying no one and find other things to say instead for fear of confusing people that your talking about No One Quote
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