Chad

Toilet Shade eh? BRANDED!!! *ROFL*

HA!

The Shade... (or ninja???) [attachment=1241:IMG02093.jpg] = [img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7512/asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasd.png[/img] A man emerges from the inner depths of the toilet, thus making him a "shade" BEWARE!

I know the contest is over. I just want post my other torture device here because I didn't have enough time to upload it due to RL issues. (This is not an entry because it's over) Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present you... [b]Slappy-Joe[/b]!!! He's mean, he's a machine, and he loves to SLAP! *goes to slap you* [img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3769/shitpv.jpg[/img] This device is ingeniously designed to experience pain and humiliation and ofcourse, for slapping! [b]Figure 1.[/b] Pure synthetic rubber hand anatomically designed for the cheek. [b]Figure 2.[/b] On its other side, a rough sanding paper is installed. [b]Figure 3.[/b] A magical device designed to hold the head steadily with an evil smiley face. Below it, a very kinky leather pillow attached to Slappy-Joe. [b]Figure 4.[/b] Ingenious yet strange, the design of the poles are meant to be one on top of the other to slap both the cheek and the side of the head above the cheek. Counter-clockwise it will be a rubber slap, when it's turned clockwise, the rough sanding paper will get into action [b]Figure 5.[/b] Holes on the chair are mean to tickle the back of the subject, like poking his back slowly with fingers. I can't explain it clearly but believe me it tickles!!! First, the subject it placed on Joe which is on the top of Mt. Kelle'tha with a handful of people. The spikes on the holes behind him will start to tickle him. The poles will start to spin counter-clockwise and slaps his left side of the face, it will be slow and not painful like 5 slaps per second. Over time, it will go faster and faster until it reaches 15 slaps per second for 15 minutes!!! His left face is swollen now due to slapping of Joe the legend. The hands will turn, now it's time for the right side of the face. It will spin clockwise, thus slapping him on the right side of the face for 15 minutes. When it's done, it's time for the ROUGHNESS!!! But first we'll gonna let the subject takes some rest, say, 5 minutes. After the rest, the hands will twist again, exposing the rough sanding paper and will turn counter clockwise and will do 15 slaps per second for 10 minutes, scratching the swollen areas and the skin will go thinner and thinner. The same goes to the right cheek when it spins clockwise until the skin leaks some blood and the bones got exposed. It will continue to spin until it drains the last drop of life on the subject. This device was built for the traitors who only wants power within an alliance. The ones that kicks the alliance members for no apparent reason, in other words, a "&%@$ing @$#h0le".

Err... Most? *cough* I think the only thing I've included based on Saw movies is the twisting part. And I don't see anything wrong with it if you would look through the criterias. Avy is just alright, I'm a big Saw fan, Saw VI is coming so I thought it might be nice to make it as an avy.

Depends on your position. If dst is on the right, then Grido is on the left, therefore, dst is right!!! lol

Sorry for that, I can fix it later, I've just skipped an hour of my work. I'll be back and fix it...

Here is my torturing procedure. First, the is subject wearing a hanford underwear, imprisoned in the cell while having this infernal blindfold on: [b]The Infernal Blindfold[/b] [attachment=1224:blindfold.jpg] -Makes the subject hear the screams of the damned (Note: For believers, you do have a choice for your curiosity.[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xdkK8WFFWc&feature=related"]Torment[/url] it's the last 19 seconds) -The fear that the subject feels, hears, and sees will not fade away -The subject is unable to remove it, it will stay on him until his death -Keeping him conscious during the future procedures. [img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/701/screams.jpg[/img] [b]The Twisted Machine[/b] [img]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8918/img0001p.jpg[/img] After the subject feels the torment of the blindfold, he will be transfered to the Gazebo of Chaos to face his final torment. There will be a gathering to watch this spectacular event, it is considered as one of the events of the Festival of Pain. [img]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7003/gocj.jpg[/img] The first phase: You noticed that both of his hands are trapped between an iron device. That iron device is specially designed to thrust a needle under the subject's nail, while the nail rippers is attached to all of his nails. Once the event has started, the needle will be slowly driven under his nails, sinking on the soft and sensitive flesh. 30 seconds after each nails, thus, maximizing the pain the subject feels. [img]http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/8500/nailgq.jpg[/img] After that, a rough spinning thread will be turned on and cuts the skin on the middle of each of his fingers (much like a chain on a bicycle). [img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2967/cutthread.jpg[/img] When this is done, we go back to the nails. No it's not done yet, we still have nail rippers. After the agonizing pain of the needle and the cuts, the nail ripper will be activated and rips the nails off one by one after each 30 seconds. [img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9160/nail2w.jpg[/img] The subject will be screaming like hell for the pain. The blindfold is still on, the fear doesn't fade away. It keeps him concious for the next 2 hours of the process to experience pain to its maximum level. To his feet, same procedures as above, thrusting needles, ripping off the nails, but no threads. [b]The Second Phase[/b] The threads will retract away from his fingers to continue to the next process. The next process is breaking the joints. The iron cast on both of his hands will twist, 1mm per second until it reaches a full 360 degrees, thus, breaking the joints and some of the bones. First will be the right hand. It will give him a minute before the left hand twists to give him a break and to let him catch his breath. [img]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5420/twisthand.jpg[/img] After both of his hands gets twisted, it's time for the feet. Same procedure and same time intervals. Joints will be dislocated and broken with severe massive bleeding. [img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/2545/foottwist.jpg[/img] [b]Phase Three[/b] The subject is still experiencing the pain, the psychological torture, now it's time to say goodby for good. The interior of iron mask has some holes in it, for hot steam of foul methane gas rising up to 200 degrees celsius. The white part that you see is the divisions of the steam tubes. [img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1927/interiorhs.jpg[/img] The 3 tubes will release a foul steam of gas. It will start at 30 degree, and minute by minute, it will raise to 5 degrees until it reaches 200 degrees of temperature. It will not stop until the blindfold's 2 hour conciousness-keeping is not expired. The subject's head will be cooked through the steam. [img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3140/maskp.jpg[/img] The subject is dead, time for disposal. The executors who operates the machine will get the body of the subject and dumps it into the sea by the Storm Coast, just a few walks away from the Gazebo of Chaos. [img]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4027/49855436.jpg[/img] Just 3 minutes before the deadline... EDIT: Pics resized. :)

You are fit, everyone is, but the fact that you don't have enough experience and doesn't have much reputation and un-heard makes you not fitting to be a King, and yes, you haven't proven something really astonishing. You must work your way up and raise all of your reputation and stuffs and be known first before considering yourself to what you wish about your character. Since you are a Bob hater, why don't you join my guild? I'll make you the leader if you want to, since you did some awful stuff to Bob before. Yes, you deserve to be a leader of the guild. EDIT: pwned!

Lazarus have a sack of termites! Muahahaha!

Well this is the fresh new guild and I'm hoping that it would grow to a massive scale of such power and awesomeness that upon offending some of the members of this guild, will shake the very roots of Bob and its guardians! Muahaha! But really, I'd love to see sometime in the future about this guild and the activities. There are just 2 things about the requirements for joining: [b]-Knows how to Role Play -Hates Tree[/b] These are the most essential requirements for joining this guild. So, suggestions and registrations are open.

Over the past few weeks, I've been thinking about creating a guild that is ingeniously designed for the Tree haters out there. If the guardians are binded and has the wisdom, so do we, the Tree haters, should also have a pact and guild for if one of us got hurt by one of the guardians, we will attack them with brute force. As far as I know, there are really strong Tree haters out there and their numbers are greater than the guardians I think. The reasons for hating the Tree are different, some just hate it, some had a plan, and someone is willing to cut down the tree for the good of the Tree haters. The Tree and its guardians is just really fun! I will create this guild if it reaches 5 members (NOTE: This is not an alliance, just a guild/group/whatever), and I will create a Logo. About the groups's name "Bob Lovers", you can suggest for a better one. Leadership comes whoever hates Bob to the maximum level of hatred, but you should have proofs. We will have a president, council for the Bob haters, warriors, and some councilors, or maybe infiltrators. We will have a weekly activity about screwing the Tree and its guardians, and I have to tell you, it will definitely hurt! And every month we will have a special activity that you will never forget for the rest of your MD life. Muahahahahaha!!! (I'm serious) If someone is interested to join, feel free to post here with the following format: [b]Name: Mind Power Level: Interests: Skills: You hate Bob because:[/b] And suggestions are greatly accepted. Thank you! The Revolution is now!!! -Lazarus

I'd prefer Prince Rhaegar to be the King of Loreroot. BTW, you are very courageous Kamisha, I admire you. *lol*