Dear Mrs Pedlington of the PCTMHEBWAQSIEWJLOP society,
Drachorns are not Dragons. While dragons where indeed lizards, and by my account still are, you must understand that drachorns are descendants of tables. Now let me elaborate.
Tables where horribly abused at laboratories and had a lot of... well stuff spilled on them. That at one point in the far far past caused a roomful of tables to gain motion. As you can understand much blood was spilled that day.
Other sapients (alchemist, mages, witches, etc) did not take that lightly and attempted to kill the tables. Failing to storm the castle that the said room was within they decided to burn the entire thing. Oh how sorry they were.
You see all the chemicals and heat caused the lacquer and wood of the tables to mutate to what we know now as Drachorns.
After the newborn drachorns had murdered all they could find they slept and eons passed making them to forget the horrors. Ergo the present day.
- Master of Trouts -