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The hunt for red presents (2023)


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A stash of presents has been found
There is a muttering around MagicDuel that the tiny elves were a little confused this Christmas, Led by their most definitely not confused leader, Confused Santa, they appear to have selected entirely the wrong presents for the tree this year!

Seek out where the true presents were kept and see if you can reclaim what is rightly yours!

CODENAME: CHRISTMAS2023

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GoE:

Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused skips happily along

Found at a location:

Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: Where is it????
Santa who is not confused: INSIDE???

Found at the next location:
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: UP!?!?!

Found at the next location:
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: Quiet....

Found at the next location:
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: ALONG!

Found at the next location:
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: Hello little aamon!
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: You have many heads
Aamon: Hello
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: I should be worried

: Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused runs away
Aamon: Why worried?

Found at the next location:
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: OOOOH
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: THIS IS WHERE IT IS
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: SNEAKY TIME
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: SNEAK SNEAK 

Found at the FINAL location:
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: RIGHT
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: WHAT WOSSIT IS IT?

:Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused completely fails to open the presents
Ledah:Well elf... if you can't sort the presents...
Ledah:What good are you?
Sunfire:Breathe

:Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused TOUCHES THEM MORE
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: TOUCHY TOUCHY NO WORKY
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: WHY??? I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: SHOUTS: Confused santa who is not confused will be angry!
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused: I AM A GOOD ELF
Ledah:If you are a good elf...
Sunfire:Very good elf

:Aamon greets the confused elf
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused :IT IS KNOWN KHALEESI
Ledah:Then surely...
Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused :I WILL FIX IT

Murder! Ledah murders Elf of Confused Santa who is not confused
Sunfire:Some family of khalazdad?
Ledah:The witch trial says he was guilty
Dracoloth:Oh my..
Ledah:Now... where is a competent elf!
Sunfire:You rang?
Ledah:Sunfire!
Ledah:At last... always knew you were one of them...
Ledah:Find out in tomorrows episode
Aamon:Whyd ypi do that? Maybe santa will come and kill you now!
Ledah:Santa is soft
Ledah:I am sure if you all came together you could make it work...

:Dracoloth is too lazy for that
Sunfire:I say we burn ledah during the xmas tree bonfire
Ledah:A ritual sacrifice, eh...
Ledah:No, we'd need someone purer of heart for that... any takers?
Sunfire:You pretty literally killed the spirit of christmas so i think it is fitting
Ledah:Well, SOMEONE had to do it
Ledah:Don't tell me you leave everything up for 12 days after?
Sunfire:Until epiphany normally
Ledah:At which point you traditionally murder the elf, yes?
Sunfire:We have Sinterklaas so the tree is only up halfway december
Ledah:Sounds like my kinda guy
Sunfire:Youd kill him too
Ledah:Well, I mean... probably

 

The voice then spoke:

Well... we all were waiting for the elf and it appears that elf is no more...

Maybe the killer knows more about these presents? Maybe the New years presents are forever locked?

Maybe you can find a way to resurrect the elf?

What next?

Now that, is up to you player.

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Surely if we all agree to come together as a community, in one place, one time, with one desire... surely a Christmas miracle will happen!

I am sure if we can arrange such a meeting we will get a competent elf this time... but can we do it?

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5 hours ago, Ledah said:

Surely if we all agree to come together as a community, in one place, one time, with one desire... surely a Christmas miracle will happen!

I am sure if we can arrange such a meeting we will get a competent elf this time... but can we do it?

Would enlisting the elf at the Archives suffice?

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7 hours ago, Aamon said:

10gc for the one who kills ledah, the elf killer. 

I am afraid this would not do much, and would last for only a short time. Instead, a more creative solution could be found, such as putting a long lasting curse with special effects on said person..

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3 hours ago, lashtal said:

I'd suggest to have Ledah replace the elf he killed.

All we need is a nice costume and a proper make-up, I bet Confused Santa won't notice the difference. 😄

One could obtain this from the elf, surely?

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Did the elf get transported to the necrovion grave? If so, what if we dig up his body and take his clothes. Surely they must have magical properties that turns whoever wears it into an elf!

I'm confident confused Santa will continue on as if nothing happened.... Or turn to lunacy 

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In light of recent events, let us maintain the sanctity of the dead (the elf should keep his clothing unless he willingly gives it while he is alive) - there must be another way. I strongly prefer revival of the elf, as it is the closest deed possible to annulment of the murder.

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