Imagine... You're in a particular place somewhere in 2008...
All of a sudden, a storm breaks out! It scores a 7 on the scale of epic destruction, which is like.. a lot. You run for your life as the tormenting winds and the pouring rain make it a quite dangerous place to be.
You start to think... Gawd, I wish I was a bunny, so I could be awesome enough to withstand this havoc wreaking test of nature.
But the reality is different. You manage to drive out of town towards the periphery of the suburbs in a schoolbus. However, gas just ran out, if you were a bunny, you wouldn't have this problem...
Just as the gas runs out, the bus comes to a standstill right in front of a, ironically enough, busstop. But next to the busstop you see a motorcycle, with enough gas in it. Yay. You drive further and come across another busstop. In it are people taking a small break from running away from the storm. And what are the chances, you're best friend is walking with a jerrycan full of gas in one hand, and in the other is a bag full of money and supplies. And maybe your eyes are deceiving you even more, but in the busstop is the love of your life and her(/his(I don't judge )) grandma. Even though you only met her(/him..) once, you have already fallen in love, yes love at first sight... I know it's clich'e, watcha gonna do? ..Anyway, what do you do?
If you were a bunny, you would've already known... but then again, if you were a bunny, you probably wouldn't be in this mess anyway, well maybe for just a few seconds to valiantly rescue those poor people in your warpship driven by pure awesomeness... that is emanating from you.
But you are not a bunny, and your very soul weeps at that thought. Trust me, it does.
"But", you think aloud, "I have to make the best of it."
What do you do?
A ) Beat the **** out of your best friend and kidnap your future lover and drive away on the motor with all the supplies?
B ) Let your best friend on the motor, because you only met your lover once, and your lifelong friend has all the goods you need.
C ) Let your lover take the last seat on the motor. Even if you don't know if she(/he..) has any STD's...
D ) Take the grandma, because you need to help the weak. And maybe that cute girl(/guy..) will like you more for it... or maybe not, lol.
E ) Let the grandma have a permanent place while you 3 sprint turns, going slower... a lot slower, but maybe you might save them all.
F ) Since it looks like an apocalypse scenario anyway, decide to eat the grandma and afterwards have a wild orgy of pure hormones.
G ) Go into a house nearby and hope that when the storm comes, you don't get blown away.
H ) Scout the region, fast, for a good bunker or some other professional shelter and hopefully be back in time to save them.
What do you do? Remember, this wouldn't have happened if you were awesome like only bunnies can be.
***Edit, forgot to mention, there are 2 correct answers, hehe***