MaGoHi

Due to lack of skills and even less experience I chose something simple yet delicious - pieczonki ????
Ingredients:
couple carrots twice as many potatoes one beetroot 3 onions couple sausages solid piece of bacon bit of lard (optional) salt & pepper cabbage leaves (optional) Step 1
Chop and cut everything into thin slices. 

Step 2
Note: I'm using here iron cast pot due to special cooking method, but plain heat resistant pot and oven are just fine
Now place ingredients into pot in following layers. First potatoes, onions, beets, bacon & sausages, salt & pepper and optionally small piece of lard (usually when lean meat used). Afterwards repeat until either you don't have enough ingredients or enough place in pot ????

Step 3
Once you finished with stacking layers put on top cabbage leafs (just under pot cover) or thin aluminum foil, and cover everything up. My pot has screws because you know MAG is hungry so more layers = better????

Step 4
Rather simple step prepare heat source - either oven (180 degrees C) or plain bonfire.

Trick here is to put pot on embers(?) not open fire.

Usually it takes 1:15 hours to cook, but believe me you'll smell when they're ready ????
Step 5 - hardest one
Wait until ready
Step 6
Once taken out of the oven or bonfire, mix contents thoroughly.

Step 7
Enjoy! Smacznego

Sorry. I just couldn't resist.

And congratulations to all of the outstanding participants!
This was truly one of the most fun things I've had the pleasure to do this go-around.
I want to especially compliment @Ailith, who not many of you know, but had NEVER memed before. I wish to applaud her for her extraordinary prowess at this art form, as well as the bravery she displayed in breaking out of her comfort zone!

I declare that entries are now closed for this contest.

As there are many submissions, and several exceptional submissions, I shall petition Chewett for 1 plushie per upvote or like attained during the course of this contest, as recorded at the time of this post, although this may of course result in one prolific meme-artist obtaining a disproportionate number...

Notable mentions to:

Steno for 40 posts in this thread and 114 total upvotes from memes in this post
Demonic God for highest average upvotes/likes per post, at an average of 8 per post
Chewett, for 8 likes in a single post without even making a meme in it:
 
Now, a tally of the total upvotes (of posts that did contain of memery - apologies, Chewett!)

Demonic God 6 + 10 + 8 = 24
Steno 2 + 6 + 10 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 4 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 8 + 8 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 4 + 2 + 1 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 3 + 1 + 1 = 114
Aelis 7 + 4 + 4 + 1 + 2 = 18
Ledah 8 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 5 = 23
Chewett 3 + 6 = 9
MaGoHi 6 + 4 + 1 + 9 + 3 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 1 = 36
Aia 7 + 3 + 9 + 4 = 23
Ailith 2 + 3 + 8 + 6 + 6 + 2 + 4 + 5 + 5 = 41
Lazarus 7 + 2 + 5 = 14
jakubhi 2
Tissy 3
redneck 7
Trola 1

Top 3 posts by upvotes:

10 votes; equal first place:
9 votes; 3rd place:
 
 
As there is an equal first place, I shall have to find some method to determine the winner; this is pending at the time of this post; but I shall not delay congratulations where it is due.

In honor of me re-discovering my now-favorite meme format of all time. You're welcome in advance.



P.S. Just imagine every pun that Miq makes being said to this sequence, it makes it so much better.

Ailith to MaGoHi:

Spouse I would say. Your spouse is someone who could reflect you the most. Your habits, your emotion, your humor, your intelligence, your  concept about the whole world. 
 
you could never defeat him/her, even with your strongest power. Your tactic, wisdom, logic, calculation, physical are all useless. Even you take advantage for one round or two, you would get payback very soon.  But the weird thing is that your softest part might conquer him/she, for a lifetime, bilaterally. 

Okay, so I made typical "American I-can't-cook fried sandwich".
It needs (besides an evil mind to commit egregious damage to MaGoHi's arteries):
2 eggs // 2 slices of bread // some cheddar (colby jack works to) // some swiss cheese(or any mellow cheese)/ butter,margarine, or vegetable oil // sausage or bacon (or sometimes beef) // a pinch (or dash, whatever is smallest) of salt  // 1.5 tablespoons of fresh dices bell peppers (or 1 table spoon of diced onions if beef)
1. Basically you start off by heating your pan on the stove (opening your browser)
2. cook your meat until it is brown (get your fingers ready-open forum)
3. Crack open your eggs --> I leave in same pan, because what is heart disease? (This is you taking your mind from outside MD, breaking down your mental barriers, and entering into the realm)
4. Scramble your eggs a little (you don't need to keep your ego defenses up while in the realm)
5. While eggs are cooking, let some of your cheese start to warm to room temperature-->so it is softer
You should lightly spread your butter/margarine/oil over 1 side of each slice of bread Also dice your peppers or onions (You are getting ready to get into the character of your RPC)
6. Put eggs to side with meat. Now, put 1 slice of bread, coated side down on pan <reduce your heat at this stage>Put your sharper cheese down, after cheese begins to melt, put the diced peppers or onions on the cheese (This is you bringing your creature into the NML, you're waking up-I like to imagine every time a player logins they briefly wake up at GoE and then go to last location)
7. Put your egg on top of vegg, and your meat on top of the egg. <you want to hurry at this point, so you don't burn bread> (I have no idea what this symbolizes -checking to see if all of your creatures are dead when you idled in MDP last night?)
8. Put your mellow cheese on top, and the last slice of bread with coating up. When bottom bread is stiff, flip sandwich cook until bread is stiff again(You've checked your inbox now, and forum, you're almost ready to start playing for real)
9. Remove from heat, sprinkle your salt on the bread opposite from the peppers/onions <otherwise the flavor profile is monotonous> -->eat after letting cool for 30 seconds  (Now you can chat in the window, or go back on that hunt/recruit and saccing run that you were in the middle of the night before)
 
10. ENJOY!
This is how you make it. If I can make it, anyone can. I recommend you have some fruit with it, and just water, you don't need anything else that's unhealthy for you at this point.
Please note that I burned mine (I was making coffee and forgot to turn off the kettle) in the pictures (I also ran out of bacon, so I used ham as a lighter meat, though my wife said a dash of sliced chicken or avocado works better)
For those of you wishing to die: substitute the bread for potatoes (read hasbrowns). My wife suggests having fresh celery or grapes on the side so you have a different texture profile and can wash the palate to fully enjoy each, juicy, protein-filled bite.

Baked Winderwild Breasts with Herb-Fillings and Grasan Strips
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Abstract:
This simple to make yet astoundingly delicious dish is sure to make your tummy filled with love and joy that you will forget who you are by the time you finished devouring this food. You will have a newfound realization that you are special and will never look back to your old, dull, non-delicious life. Existence will never be the same for you and whoever you dine with.
Let's begin!
 
Essentials:
4 boneless and skinless Winderwild breasts (The taste is better if the bird suffered tremendously before death)
Freshly ground black Lorerootian pepper
Rock salt - ground and without iodine
1/3 cup of Pub whiskey
4 oz. lactating Grasan cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup herbs, loosely minced
1/3 cup Bushy fruit heart, chopped
1 cup shredded resin cheese, divided into 2
A pinch from hell of dried spicy pickle
4 Grasan belly strips, divided into 4 short strips
 
Cooking time: Approximately 60 minutes in total
 

 
Note:
Prepare the ingredients like a champ, take time to be a perfectionist with a methodical approach like in the picture above. Pre-heat the cremation chamber to 400 F and prepare a baking tray by lining it with foil. Doing this preparation will save you time instead of going back and forth. Also, clean as you go and it will make your life easier than the previous LHO's who just wanted to help out people.
 
Procedure:
I After you've prepared the ingredients, start off with cutting 6 slits across every Winderwild breasts but not too deep, not too shallow either, just enough so you can put filling in them. After that, season with ground salt and freshly ground black LR pepper.

 
II After that, get a nice medium-sized container to mix the herbs, half of shredded resin cheese, bushies heart, Grasan cream cheese, ground rock salt and black LR pepper, and a pinch from hell of dried spicy pickle.

Grasan cream cheese should be softened first, that means that you should probably have it mashed first because the other ingredients will stick to it and you will have a hard time mixing them all together, I dunno, depends on where you buy the cream cheese. I recommend getting it from Arnold, the guy in Willow's Shop, they're usually mix-ready)
Be filthy and use your hands.

III Stuff this catastrophe into the Winderwild breasts slits - fondle that mother and use your fingers filthyly, alternating it with bacon for each slits. Like dis:

 
Beautiful! Now sprinkle the remaining half of the shredded resin cheese on top of these breasts.

 
IV Excellent. By this time, your crematorium is probably smoking already, time to put this dish in it and cremate!

 
V Get your cup of Pub whiskey and sip. Just because.

 
VI After about 30-35 minutes, take them out. Make sure it's cooked through, we don't want you to get infected with Salmonella, we're not done with Covid yet so check. A good rule of thumb is if it's cooked.

 
VII Enjoy and have fun with your newfound knowledge about everything in the Universe.
 

I would like it to be known that the revisionist school of historians (read Leadh) would like to correct the above meme to say that he made 4 SC off ME, and 1 GC off Miq.
 
 
...
Which is, of course, complete hogwash

P.S. That's because they're all due May 5th.

By popular demand, it seems I was derelict in my duty to meme about the goings-on in MD-land. See below for the night in the Drunken corpse entry into the Memery journal
 

The worst part about this quest is that it always makes ME hungry... again. Every day.
Each time I read that someone has posted in it or reacted to it. Thanks Mag for making me put on weight.

I will not stand idle while my brothers suffer! 
Now, I'm not a particularly skilled cook, so I can't do anything fancy, but how about I show you a way of cooking meat? (sry, I couldn't do it MD-themed)
What you need is:
a pan
frying oil
meat
an onion/garlic
tomato sauce
salt&pepper
You start off by grabbing a nice piece of (pork) meat and cut it like so:

Sprinkle some salt and pepper and let it sink in while you are finely chopping the onion or garlic cloves. Heat the oil, drop the onion/garlic and let it sink in for 20 secs, then drop the meat in the pan. Stir a couple of times in the first 4-5 minutes, adding more salt and pepper. Once done, cover with lid and let it boil/fry for about 15 minutes. 
Come back and assess the situation. If you appreciate it would only need 5-10 minutes to be done, it's time to drop the secret ingredient:

Mix it well (uniformly) with the meat; it will give it a nice orange hue and add some sourness to the taste (not too much, though). You don't need to put much of the dry tomato sauce. You then let it fry in that until it's ready. Add more spices, if you want to (for example, I add more garlic - this time it will only get steamed a little under the lid).
The end result is something like this:

I know what some of you might be saying - this is just a cheap beginning-of-a-sauce. It's not a sauce, and it's not trying to be one. A sauce is much richer and tastier; this is a way of cooking meat that I'd call a 'diet' way. First off, you can really watch how much meat you are eating this way; and since it's not particularly tasty, you won't crave for more. I also found it to be useful as a 'filler' in all kinds of food combinations - just add a bit of proteins to whatever you have. You've got staple cereals - no problem; just salad? - no problem; mushrooms or beans? - goes well with it.
If you like how that sounds, you can give it a try. Enjoy!
 

Also why haven't I done this yet?! It is so obvious!

Last one from me... maybe.

This one had such potential. Apparently my coffee hasn't kicked in yet.
That one was weak so I'm adding this one:

So I shall continue this with a good ol classic:
Brian plays MD