(why aren't the rest of you copying the full thing?)
Participants so Far: chewett, smartalekrj, killer2, Nauraph, Akasha, Ashkon, Metal Bunny, Morrighan, Steno, Grido, Legna, Cryxus, dst, MRWander, Lightsage, Gargant, Death Bell
The Story So Far:
One day the gate at the gates of Ages opened up a bright shimmering light blinded my eyes. This light reflected off my sword and blinded something in front of me. The thing howled as I glared, I noticed it was enormous and it had a huge huge huge great axe resting on its shoulder. It swung its axe back and then the dark began to raise upon it's age and a howling effort cringed me with fear followed by stabbing pain trough my poor ferrum cuniculum, caused by the enchanted blade. I fainted and then later I awoke to find myself in a very dark place, aghast I asserted that I couldn't move because there was a great weight pressing on my chest. Suddenly the weight lifted and at that moment and I tried to rise, but something lifted me up and I found myself face to face with a great, dark being with power so immense that it left dazzled marks in my eyes, but then it begun to speak with a voice like thunder, the sheer volume of this voice overpowered all my senses, I lost all awareness of who I was and my mind imploded with pain as his mind melted with mine sharing with me all his thoughts, and fears. I could see that he was my brother But wait? I have no brothers...I am an only child... I fought to be an only child... It's so strange
I killed them all yet here he is before me standing before me in a clown's uniform with a picture of a metal bunny wearing a pink ribbon and braids hanging on the wall but coincidentally also has a picture of a rainbow in his hands, with pink lettering stating All Hail The Lord Of Bunnies! All Hail The Bunny Empire!
The clown then picks up his pink scythe and accidentally hits MB's fluffy tail of the picture and you can almost hear the picture saying "I'm going to get you for that, watch out or i'll...
MRWander: Send my minions after you to....
Death Ring: make you sell bunny outfits while wearing one yourself.''
Grido: But of course none of this was actually said, it's just a picture after all (at this point the writer starts looking nervous)...
Metal Bunny: (with good reason), 'ah yes, just a picture, no need to be afraid of the.. 'INQUISITOR-UNDER-MY-BED'!!! Oh horror of horrors that...'
MRWander: flash through my mind of the inquisitor, his eyeball and......
Garg: All that nasty nasty probing! DON'T LET HIM NEAR ME! But then, at that precise moment....
Cryxus: ...the bed collapsed, and...
Metal Bunny: Grido woke up next to Hannah who...
MRWander: Turns and says "Honey Jonn was looking for you...
Cryxus: as she traces her finger across his chest...
(i'm sorely tempted to abuse mod powers right now)