I... I can't hold it in anymore. Red, Earl, Black, ALL OF YOU! Do something about those random capitalizations. They're getting on my nerves.
Hey, easy. Those are really minor mistakes. At least he... I mean they, are making sense, unlike the other half of the Internet. You should already be used to all the broken English by now, aren't you? It's not like we're all using perfect English either...
Languages are essentially a means for communication. Using it correctly is not as important as making yourself understood.
... and hello to everyone out there by the way...
Yeah, right, whatever. It's not like I can ever prove you wrong either.
Precisely.
What do we have here? A gathering?
Woohoo, I can count 5 already. Anyone up for a game?
A game? A mind game as usual? Can I join?
Hmm... two more for a booster draft.... or should we go with Emperor format?
Not now. I'm working.
I'm not playing either. You're always peeking into my thought process. It's no fun.
Everyone was always cheating.
Naturally.
Keep it down, will you? I'm having this headache since morning.
You're contradicting yourself again, you hypocrite. And you aren't working!
Huh. Yeah, well, brb. A colleague calls. Busy, busy.
... um, is this about time we introduce ourselves?
How? I'm afraid we don't have names yet.
Names are just mental handles. They aren't what we are.
But they're convenient handles.
How about I give we all names according to our color alignments?
So we'll all have "Blue" in our names? No, thanks.
Not me!
And into which color would you categorize femininity? Or being an otaku?
Yobemashitaka?
There he comes. "
Seriously, you guys, enough with the poorly written script. I have to work. Time to unplug.... *snip*