[color="#8B0000"][font="Palatino Linotype"]Here's the "poem" we created during our silly poetry event. May do another one at a different time if people enjoyed it. I know I was laughing at some of it.
*Burns*: Some April rain, and flowers bloom,
*Mya Celestia*: there is a leak in my room
adiomino: Oh no! I have no bucket!
AzureKyte: Ugh I'll find my muffet.
aaront222: Suddenly I hear the thud
aaront222: *a thud
Sunfire: i go and take a look
*Burns*: Just to see my girlfriend took
*Mya Celestia*: A splat in a large puddle
adiomino: Now shivering and cold, she wanted to cuddle.
AzureKyte: So I grabbed a blanket and to the couch we went.
Scitsy: my hair caught as the fire place went
aaront222: when we put it out i was almost dead
Sunfire: so shocked I went straight to bed
*Burns*: I dozed off, and soon slept deep,
*Mya Celestia*: It wasn't long before my girlfriend tickled my feet
adiomino: I laughed and kicked and flailed my arms
AzureKyte: Until I rolled from my safe spot unto the cold hard ground below.
Scitsy: then she covered my face with a pillow
aaront222: we kissed and rolled
Sunfire: on the stones, so cold
*Burns*: Her hands were over me like insect swarms.
*Mya Celestia*: Quickly my skin warms
adiomino: How lucky I was to let the night unfold.
AzureKyte: I look at her with a smile on my face amd a blush coating my
cheeks.
Scitsy: and tell her i haven't paid rent in weeks
aaront222: she bites my lip and goes for the kiss
Sunfire: how could i denial her this?
*Burns*: I simply turned my head away
*Mya Celestia*: I could not kiss today
adiomino: Outraged, she slapped my face.
AzureKyte: So I went to call my good friend Jace.
Scitsy: he said his place was better than the couch
aaront222: and he had some illegal stuff in a pouch
Sunfire: so we hung back in our seats
*Burns*: And tried some dried nightshade weeds.
*Mya Celestia*: Then followed where the bunny leads
AzureKyte: And I saw my handsome twin.
Scitsy: I broke the mirror instead of punch him out
aaront222: And then I ate some sour kraut
Sunfire: all the time wondering if it is real
Phear Wolf: we decided we deserved a hot meal
*Burns*: So i called the italian and asked him to bring
*Mya Celestia*: a big pile of spaghetti and don't sing.
adiomino: Then along came the chef who took a spill.
Phear Wolf: and crying wrote his last will
Scitsy: he brought good food
aaront222: my girfriend came back with a hug and put me in the mood
*Burns*: But i shoo'd her away cause of aaront's crude
*Mya Celestia*: There'd be no way I'm going nude
adiomino: So she walked out the door without a word
Phear Wolf: while I left to save the world
Scitsy: I realized that I was no hero
aaront222: i went home and ate a churro
Sunfire: pondering what to do now
*Burns*: when through the window, there swept in a crow,
*Mya Celestia*: I ducked under the bed
adiomino: And hit my head
Phear Wolf: the creature laughed at me
Scitsy: so i hit his head against my knee
aaront222: i was on a killing spree
aaront222: ahh i meant to not say that
Sunfire: and looked around for my next victim
*Burns*: aaront loses.
We ended there when we seriously went astray. This has been edited to remove all the extra chatter that happens when doing something like this.[/font][/color]