Glad to read this treaty for mutual cooperation between our two regions, I see indeed that both Nevadar and you have done a great job, there is nothing to say against this document in my case. Well fight together to defend our regions in a possible threat or emergency, alright?
How would the victim not see it protruding from the toilet unless they were suffering from explosive diarrhea and sat down really fast without looking?
If its just the cone problem, you can glue it back on with super glue. But if the handle is broken, it needs a new one. Its quite tricky fixing on a new handle, so be careful.