Metal Bunny

He, doesn't kill them, lol... He is outnumbered and they do have weapons at their 'meating' I mean, else he would've killed them when or before the king was having his 'epic speech'. A bunny wins through strategy and such , he was just tired...

In bold are unsolved. 1. Example ’What am I?’ riddle –By me 2. 1st ’What am I?’ riddle – By me 3. 2nd ’What am I?’ riddle – By me 4. 3rd ’What am I?’ riddle – By me 5. 4th ’What am I?’ riddle – By me 6. The buttons and the lightbulb riddle – By me 7. The dead man in the field riddle – By me 8. The prisoners and the three crowns riddle – By 5acos(phi/2) 9. The television game show riddle – By 5acos(phi/2) 10. The 10 numbers riddle – By 5acos(phi/2) 11. The room with a door to life and death riddle – By Grido 12. The train riddle from hell – By me 13. 5th ’What am I?’ riddle – By 5acos(phi/2) 14. The cube and the box riddle – By phlegmtheorem 15. The man, his wife and her death riddle – By phlegmtheorem 16. The fake coin and scales riddle and her 2 other variants – By 5acos(phi/2) 17. 6th ’What am I?’ riddle – By tobajas 18. 7th ’What am I?’ riddle – By tobajas 19. 8th ’What am I?’ riddle – By tobajas 20. The 5 pointed star riddle – By phlegmtheorem 21. The 100 coins riddle – By 5acos(phi/2) 22. The epic Einstein riddle – By phlegmtheorem 23. The $50 bill riddle – By phlegmtheorem 24. The bottle, coin and cork riddle – By me 25. The jars filled with marbles riddle – By me 26. The awesome human devouring bunny island – By me 27. 9th ’What am I?’ riddle – By me 28. 10th ’What am I?’ riddle – By me 29. Big Ben Bells riddle – By Grido 30. 11th ’What am I?’ riddle – By 5acos(phi/2) 31. Unusual paragraph riddle (Which I didn’t see and posted as well ) – By 5acos(phi/2) 32. 3 Boxes 2 marbles riddle – By Rendril 33. Poker hands riddle – By Rendril 34. What gets wetter the more it dries? (It’s the actual riddle…) – By me 35. 100 Pirates and 100 gold pieces riddle – By Eldrad 36. 12th ’What am I?’ riddle – Rendril 37. Awesomeness condom riddle – By me 38. 13th ’What am I?’ riddle – By Morgana Le Fey 39. ‘42’ riddle – By Grido 40. Lame kitten king and cool glorious awesomeness bunny riddle – By me An… artistic version of a (well known?) riddle. Long, long ago, on a far away and forgotten island, already swept away by the smoothing salt sea waves, was a society undiscovered by the awesomeness of bunnies. On it ruled a primitive lame kitten king, unbeknownst to all of bunnykind, and he ruled with fluffy iron fist. One day a cool adventurous and wise bunny had to crash land into this island, because his plane was damaged by killer monkey’s that were mad at him for stealing their banana honey. He was captured after slaying thousands of kittens, by shrewdly setting the honey, which he couldn’t eat anymore, on fire. It was a glorious evening, but still, he got captured because even he had to go to sleep at some time… The king, afraid of his glorious masculinity, gave him an offer, because those foolish kittens thought he was, like this, awesomeness killer god of slaying, which he kind of was. The king said: ’L0lz, yuo are 1337, we sux0rz, we let yuo go if yuo proof to us yuo be the awesum, yuo have to dr4w a wite st0ne fr0m bag, 0ther b4g has black st0ne. Yuo dies if black st0ne, dr4w1ng will h4pen at meating.’ In his awesomeness the bunny understood the primitive language and knew what had to be done, but he also knew that the kittens were vile critters and would always try to cheat, placing black stones in both the bags. What did the bunny do in order to survive? And yes the bunny did survive.

When will you be in mp5? (need meat, fresh meat

Never played D&D either because this 'town' (200k inhabitants, which is like a big city for where I am from), is the capitol of hick farmers... ugh... Nobody wants to play with meeeee

This was posted in 2007, things may have changed by now...

... Sun Wukong and the Journey to the West is better than all of it together , but the movie eragon was bad imo. And forbidden kingdom just messed the mythology up, but it at least had nice fighting scenes in it.

Alright, today I had a fight (with the new combat system, but that doesn't matter now, I think..) with Mr.X, here after aptly named x. The thing is, well look for yourself. ~V~ ~L~ Player You lost Enemy lost Rounds Time OUT X Mr.X 6476 -10810 3 09-06-2008 17:13:42 I'm A *** Combat details (under construction). 'E' is defender, 'A' is attacker Your honor reward for this battle: 0 Your loyalty reward for this battle: 0 Enemy honor reward for this battle: 42 Enemy loyalty reward for this battle: 0 *** todo help after fight Casualties: Defender:100%, Attacker:59.19561% heat A: 4357 heat E: 0 logsize:603 usevitality e (you):90 usevitality a:0 looser:E actionnr:47 rounds:3 E lost: -10810vit; A lost: 6476vit; And here is the last part of the battle log: Don't mind the names, I just have that quirk Creature Experience reward for Metal Bunny - Winning player Kitten Molester gaines -2162 Xp and a won battle Antikitten gaines -2162 Xp and a won battle Kitten Molester gaines -2162 Xp and a won battle Kitten Devourer gaines -2162 Xp and a won battle Kitten Devourer gaines -2162 Xp and a won battle So there you have it... I understand why I lost that much xp... Because x lost -10810 vit. But what I don't understand is why the destroyed healed vitality doesn't count towards exp, I mean I did destroy 100% eventually, so why isn't it counted, why do I still lose exp? Could the system be tweaked so that people only lose exp when the enemy actually leaves the battle with more vitality than they started with? Uuh... thanks for reading?

Lol... there is something wrong with us in so many ways... Somehow we actually managed to get off track again and go way way offtopic... again... To compensate for that we put in those measly overused yet mandatory words that have something to do with the topic... Here are mine I like bob more...

Hi there, ctrl+c everything above me and ctrl+v here

Well, there are lot's of jokes with bob in it, like 'a 10 feet room, with a treasure chest and bob guarding it', or 'and bob was tehre too', Bob is just a metaphore, for the common and thus unimportant and failling man. It's a nice way of making a situation lighter and funnier, but gets slapstick stupid real soon... So bob in this game is ... my kind of humor... lol.... That doesn't sound right does it? And if you want something that is totally unarchaic, you should try using wonderfull neo and uber combinations. Like 'the mirroring tree of inadequacy' (get it? har har? ... [insert verb] you, it's funny), or going with the flow, how about 'the enticer of itchings in unreachable places tree'. (if that wasn't funny, then you're dead on the inside... seriously, go to a doctor...I bet you kick puppies too, nasty brute.)

Lol... Mur did say he'd rather stop the game, then to make it pay to play. Anyway, hi there and enjoy your stay Oh and feel free to ask questions...

Why are there 2 polls about the name? And I repeat, vote for bob, because everyone else is wrong...

Lol, the answer is correct

The main reason I like it is because my humongous amount of losses are giving me a bigger reward than the balance bonus , but this just counts for me, I mean, I must be without a doubt the player with the largest losses to wins ratio. So... It's nice for me, but I don't really know how others feel about it

Basically just ask anyone who is on the live chat and is mp4 or higher and looks willing to explain stuff Like me and the people above me.

Feel free to ask away and most of all, feel welcome

Lulu tells you a lot what to do huh?

I forgot that I wanted to post hints or the answer to that train from hell riddle a long time ago, so here goes.

Great... does every new hello topic have to be corrupted by the likes of Lulu and Glaistig? (Do not look at me) I mean seriously? Like dude(ette)s? ( or shemale for Glaistig, because we all know she loves it ) All that talk about tree-shagging pixies and tree-hugging elves... ugh, I like nature and all, but you don't have to try and procreate with a dang tree. (Which is sad, because I have a feeling my chapter3 is going towards loreroot... My chapter 2 ending was full of nature references.) And sheep shan't rule all, they lack the ability to stand up straight or kill in a cute way! Repent from your false path and follow the true leader! All hail the Bunny Lord! All hail the Bunny Empire!!!

Hehe, welcome Stay away from Glaistig, she's creepy and likes to pretend to be a man... I know, how far can transgender issues go? Anyway, feel free to ask any question you have, on forum or ingame

Dangit, was about to answer the marbles in the box with the labels riddle... Anyway, so far, the answers to the condom riddle are all wrong, and yes it is solveable... Oh and Yoric, thanks for the spelling, but try not to double post

Lol, anyway, I say we need to see simply's reaction to what the man said. Will he try to become a master of it, or defeat it? etc etc

Well, it is still alpha and it was kind of known that the contest is an experiment and that everything else is as well. Mur is like an awesomeness dictator, able to change whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Just got to go with the flow, makes the game a lot nicer

Lol, rendril, that has to be one of the oldest riddles ever, seriously. It was asked by the sphinx on the road to every passerby, and she would eat every person who got it wrong. Oedipus (Poor poor guy) got it right and went on to fulfill one of the most famous Greek tragedies.... The answer is: Got another riddle for you guys, a more practical one. Assuming you are awesomness like me, although I sadly have not experienced it, and you are about to have the intercourse with 3 beautifull women, or men, but then you wouldn't be awesomeness like me, because I like women more, you'd be more of a female version of awesomeness... or ... ugh whatever, depends on your taste . You are not doing them at the same time, they have some sort of issue with that, like totally lame. Anyway, the problem is that an unknown person has a STD (remember, can't spell stud without std . It could be you, could be first woman, or the last one. Luckily you have condoms, sadly enough, you only have 2. What do you have to do, so that you will have the all holy fornication with all the nice ladies, without risking an infection, or transferring it? Remember, weirdly enough, getting pregnant in this riddle is not a big issue. But of course, in real life, you'd be long gone, I mean... one of you has a std, get out, get out, get out, go awaaaaaaay! Anyway, what do you have to do? ( And no cheating, like burning a tire into a mold of your phallic glory.)

I shall ignore the blatant insult to my persona, via the ignoring of my 2nd quickie and post a bigger, more literate version in which riddles may appear, you math freaks . (my math exam is over, so my mind is a dulled blade again ) How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you look at it, study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Par is about half an hour. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck --don't blow your cool. ***edit*** Sorry, didn't see that Rendril already gave an answer to the previous riddle, and yes: So just concentrate on that paragraph