Thanks Mur, I feel honored
At the riddle of Saco
Hehe, this is going to break you
You are sitting in a wagon. A train wagon. It's a fast and new train, real slick and smooth, like slurpies, that give you brain freeze . You are sitting backwards, which means that the train is moving in the opposite direction you are looking at. In that wagon are 4 people, besides you. One is a really pretty lady, like hawt, like Keira Knightly, when she's not skinny, hot. She sits next to you, lucky sonuva (unless you are not into ladies, don't worry we won't judge...much , in the middle of the couch. She is a special kind of girl, as she is able to fend for herself. She went to Shaolin Kung Fu class, so that she could kick dirty perverts butts, also she is sick of these sick men and will always defend a woman. Next to her is a guy with a goatee, that looks real sleezy, the goatee that is. Across the wagon, it's a special wagon with only 2 couches, with room enough for 2 3-seat couches, it's like a coupé sized wagon, also the window's are huge, like man sized huge because there are no lamps inside the wagon, anyway in front of you sits a guy, who has just been miraculously been cured from his 7-year long infliction, namely blindness. Note that he is older than 7 years, else he wouldn't be a man, but that's beside the point, the point is that he learned that he loves his sight so much, that he would kill himself if he would ever go blind again. The sad part is that the doctors told him that there was a 50% chance in the coming week that he would go blind again. Anyway, next to that guy, opposite of the hawt lady, is a nun. A real motherlike nun, and she became a nun, because she is not a lesbian, but is very suspicious of men. She hates them really, it's like a disorder or something. Anyway, she will always suspect men in the near vicinity to be total pigs, preying on woman flesh, not literally, we're not cannibals, it's just that we like.., I mean... She thinks that 'we', assuming you're a guy, are total perverts. She is already suspecting the guy with the goatee, to be a total debauched goat, no pun intended. Even if it were meant as a pun, it would really suck as it isn't even a funny one, so I'm sorry... really I am... just couldn't resist. Anyway the nun sees the guy on her left side coming in the wagon, so he is a new guy, with you included, the 6th person in the wagon. The guy is part of a film crew and cast and he is dressed as a savage. He explains everything, so nobody, including you, is not worried. The reason you should be worried is because that guy is wearing a big fat sharp knife that would rend the flesh from your bones, it's on his rightside, because he's left handed. But he explained everything, so there is no problem, also his name is Bob, also he has a smoking problem, so he askes if they could open the window, so that he could smoke. The problem is that he is trying to quit, but sometimes just can't leave that sigaret alone. His urges come in spikes, as in really strong, but very fast urges to smoke, these urges quickly subside. To fight these urges he grabs the nearest things with his hands and holds onto it.
I know, I feel your pain... but there are things much more weirder things in the world, so go with the flow.
Here comes the tricky part. The train rides into a dark black tunnel, you see nothing but hear a guy groping, followed by a high pitched scream, then you hear some kungfu kicks and a big fat shiny knife being unsheated and you hear someone, a guy at least, screaming. Then the train comes out of the tunnel and it is obvious that someone has died.
My questions are:
Who died?
Why did he die?
And the most important question:How could his death have been prevented and what is the moral of this story?
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