(Zl-eye-f)-nea

I suggest  the Slide, the twisted machine, Slappy Joe, Kamisha's Kontraption and every other torturing device posted here, to be used on Kafuuka himself should he persist on keeping us in ignorance about the results if this contest 

[quote name='druzik' date='19 October 2009 - 07:42 AM' timestamp='1255930940' post='45171']
when kafuuka will post results of contest?
[/quote]
When I feel you've all been tortured enough by not knowing, obviously.

Indeed a noble move mate, just goes to ~prove~ that a lot of people were wrong that just because of your dislike of bob that you truly are looking for the ~betterment of LR~, which is what this election is truly about, just further proving how irrelevant that argument was. I personally find this refreshing to see someone who cares enough, and is smart enough to withdraw a nigh-impossible bid for election that would draw votes from other, more viable canidates. So with that I personally commend you, you are a true gentleman, and I hope others give you your due respect, may your days pass without too much troubles... but remember *narrows his eyes* if you come after Bob I'll be on you like Captain Ahab on Moby Dick... you have been suffenciently commended and warned, fare well good sir.


~Captain Cryxus X'hal

I would say the logic is closer to this actually:

John wants to destroy this Misubishi, To us Mishubishis on the whole are a valuable part of the car industry we are a part of, Someone who will manage the car industry well should therefore not be going around destroying any Misubishis.

Its counter-intuitive to happily give the responsibility of managing something, to someone who has in the past proven that they want to destroy something associated with it. It's a bit like saying...lets give the management of the cattery to this young man who once drowned one cat in a bag instead of someone who never has.

Z

I would say the logic is closer to this actually:

John wants to destroy this Misubishi, To us Mishubishis on the whole are a valuable part of the car industry we are a part of, Someone who will manage the car industry well should therefore not be going around destroying any Misubishis.

Its counter-intuitive to happily give the responsibility of managing something, to someone who has in the past proven that they want to destroy something associated with it. It's a bit like saying...lets give the management of the cattery to this young man who once drowned one cat in a bag instead of someone who never has.

Z

I back Phantasm up 100% on everything he just said.

Z

[center][u][b][size="6"]The Fun Slide[/size][/b][/u]

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[/center][b][u][size="4"]Operation Manual[/size][/u][/b]


"Persuade" our poor subject to leap in..


1) That is actually the Fun part. For the first 20 meters there is nothing strange about the slide.Our subject
is having doubts whether this has been simply a bad joke. But since our aim is not to entertain our subject, when the
first 20 m are over, and our subject has gained enough speed we are moving on to..

2) The Pain part.. For the next 50 m the cool smooth surface of the slide is replaced with spikes..Thousand of spikes, short enough not to prove
fatal for our"volunteer" but long enough to cause tremendous pain..And if that was not enough when the slide comes to an end,
our poor subject lands in..

[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3532/4015079298_853577511c_b.jpg[/img]

3) The Feast tank...where hundreds of hungry rats are more than happy to meet our flabbergasted "volunteer".
It would have taken them 25 sec to devour our tasty but unlucky subject..but we will only give them 4 before the bottom of the can splits open
and all of its content's fall in the....

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/4015080578_45f793a682_b.jpg[/img]

4) The Liquid tank..after all that our guest has been through he deserves a drink..So we, as gentle hosts are going to offer him one...
one tank of pure alcohol..Needless to say how soothing that will be...for all of our "guest's" open wounds..and after that...

5) A veteran Golemus wizard is going to kindly "lent" us his services for a while -actually that old bastard is being paid dearly for this -...by
entertaining our tired "volunteer" with some...electricity..just enough to shake him a little..

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2506/4014314711_eb75df7e87_b.jpg[/img]

6) And last but not least , the most kindhearted hosts might choose to end the "guest's" torment..just a torch in the
tank would do the trick...it's not recommended though

So ladies and gents...who wants to take a ride...in the Fun Slide??????

You know there are already two of these guilds yes?

Z

You know there are already two of these guilds yes?

Z

You know there are already two of these guilds yes?

Z

You know there are already two of these guilds yes?

Z

It would seem to be at odds to hate a thing of nature and its defenders (many of whom are of Loreroot) and then claim to want to rule and aid a land of nature and with many trees.

A jester as king? What a fool.

[quote name='Kyphis the Bard' date='09 October 2009 - 08:31 PM' timestamp='1255134670' post='44224']
Clearly you have no idea of Wodins history
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The one who doesn't know Wodin's true history is you. You know only what was told to the general public to keep the legend of this man alive and his reputation intact.
Wodin is certainly nothing of what he once was and has deteriorated into a desiccated shell toyed with by others.



[quote name='Kyphis the Bard' date='09 October 2009 - 08:31 PM' timestamp='1255134670' post='44224']
The vote on this matter was very clear.
HE HAS MORE SUPPORT THAN OPPOSITION.
This makes him, in my eyes at least, the rightfull king, even if I voted against him (which I did)
[/quote]
Again, you show your ignorance of history as well as of other things.

Also, the raw data determined he did [i]not[/i] have more support than opposition, a statement you later make which contradicts your assertion.
It was only after the various "arguments," which is a term I must apply loosely based on the drivel supplied, and land affiliations were tabulated that he "gained" support. Looking through the comments made and Grido's analysis of them, they were stating Yrthilian had the right to exile Grido 'because he's the king' which was never the catalyst which spurred Grido into action.

Finally, Yrthilian is still playing a martyr while [u]simultaneously[/u] threatening Burns, Metal Bunny, and Grido's control over the military.
He was an ineffectual ruler.
He is unlike his predecessor in every way.
He may be king, but there is no point in having a title that has no power.

Pipstickz, for all his flaws, has succinctly stated exactly what needed to be said to you, Yrthilian.

In this case, his skimming has pulled out all the pertinent information from yet another rambling and nigh incoherent post. You, a man whose crown was not only far too much of a burden to bear, and which was undeserved from the beginning, seek little else than to regain what small measure power you believe you once held.

You clearly have a fetish tending towards a necromantic flavor, playing with and pretending that men who were far greater than you, men who were true leaders and who could unite not only their own lands but bring those from others to them, are your friends or personal advisors. Their souls have long since left this world and what ghastly and ghoulish things you do to their bodies, while claiming it as some sordid, deserved right, is deplorable and sickening.


You claim you are doing what is best for Golemus Golemicarum? You insult the land you claim to love by your mere presence.
The worst that Grido, Metal Bunny, and Burns have done is far better than what you could ever hope to accomplish. These men are true leaders and know how to care for a land and an alliance that you poison and twist with your unadulterated selfishness. Every time you whimper pitifully about how unfairly you were treated and call them "trators," you only earn them more respect, for they "betrayed" naught but a bloated and useless figurehead who knows he will never measure up to the greater men who have come before him and in whose faded shadows he will forever find himself.



Congratulations on keeping your crown of tinsel and tin foil.
I can think of none more worthy.
All hail Yrthilian, Hollow King on the Throne of Dust.

Yrth, there's a difference between giving GG to Grido, MB and Burns, and giving Khal to Lib. Lib is not part of Necro, nor will he help Khal grow at all. Grido, MB and Burns ARE part of GG (whether you like it or not), and they don't need access to prove it. They WILL help the GG alliance grow, and if you wouldn't let your pride get in the way like this, you COULD all work together, providing they agree to it. They have the GG alliance. Good. One less thing to worry about. Of course, you apparently won't rest until you have all your power back, so I really doubt that you'll even think to work with those who you SAY betrayed you, but are, in fact, helping your land grow.

Good job as king :/

Another thing, Wodin's not a real character any more, so why keep him?

[img]http://shadowseeker.redio.de/torturedevice.jpg[/img]

TorTure Device TM developed by Shadowseeker Inc.

Disclaimer:
The usage of the device is highly unrecommended, being the victim or the controller, Shadowseeker Inc. will not guarantee your safety: You may either turn into a true villain using it or a babbling, shivering idiot experiencing it, while sudden manical laugther, loss of motoric control, etc are all possible. For the full list of possible occurences please send an email, but have noted that this machines uses ebergy of chaos and thus can have sideeffects not listed as well.

Guarantee expires after 1 year, unless you purchase the additional service, the regular check up for only 5 silver coins every month!

Current prices (suggested): 40 silver coins! On sale now!


Note:

The usage of the machine is easy, let the victim wear the special Tor-Suit TM provided, and then put him/her/it onto the Ture TM device and close the bindings, which will automatically begin the procedure. The numbers are clickable, select one or several to use the machine. One click activates, the 2nd deactivates. Several modes enabled at once will caus a temporal distortion, making the victim experience all of them at once, and getting the full impact when the device is turned off. In a sense, the mind is split and merged again later.

5 modes:


Set1: Feelings,; the victim shall experience the feeling of having no skin and being hung on a wall, being dragged down by it's own weight. Alternating HOT and ICY winds shall torture, while ants crawl over the body and bite themselves into the honey-coated flesh. All of this, while the victim shall not be able to lose conciousness.

set2: Mindbreaking; the victim's happy memories shall be erased, while the victim itself knew there was something happy, but not what anymore.

set3: Blindness; the victim's every sense shall be disturbed to not work anymore. Sense of time, the 5 senses, etc, everything.

set4: Sensual Overload; the victim's every sense shall be disturbed by extreme input.

set5: Illusions; the victim shall experience several nightmares of its own, the most terrifying things the victim created by him/herself.

Edit: Of course you can view the process of torture on high resolution screens.

[img]http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp238/zleiphneir/Quests/KamishasKontraption.jpg[/img]


[b]Name:[/b] Kamisha's Kontraption
[b]
Physical Pain level:[/b] Comparably Minimal depending on use
[b]
Mental Pain level:[/b] Comparably large depending on use

[u]How to administer:[/u]

[b]1)[/b] Show your victim a number of horror films involving buzzing noises and bugs.
[b]2)[/b] Nail the ground spike into the ground
[b]3)[/b] Remove Hypedermic needle and make the victim slide their head through the metal hoop and into the head cap
[b]4)[/b] Tie the victims hands behind their back around the ground spike
[b]5)[/b] Use the cranking device to tighten the skull cap. The tighter you twist the crank, the more the metal rope will cut into the scalp.
[b]6)[/b] Place the mouth piece into the victims mouth so that the cheek graters rest inside the cheeks. The victim is then forced to smile, should they move their mouth when they scream or in fact move their mouth at all, the cheek graters will begin to slowly shred the inside of their cheeks causing both pain and a visual display of blood from the mouth.
[b]7)[/b] Inside each of the glass jars sits just one Hornet. Glass jars sit over each eye and each ear and are sealed. At this point, remove the seal giving the angry hornets full access to the victims eyeballs and ears.
[b]8)[/b] Should you wish to administer further physical pain simply take a hammer and hit the nose guard. This will loudly crush the victims nose, or, once the nose is already crushed, will cause further pain in an already painful wound. It will also of course jog the cheek graters.
[b]9)[/b] Again, should you wish to administer further physical pain, tighten the crank in order to drive the metal rope into the victims scalp and skull - don't go too far...else you'll hit brain and potentially make them lose consciousness.
[b]10)[/b] At this point the hornets may well have stung your victim a number of times in the ear, eardrum, eyeballs and around the eyes whilst making their loud buzzing noises. Hitting the ground spike or nose guard with the hammer will vibrate all of the metal unit causing the hornets to get more angry and agressive should they seem too lethargic.
[b]11)[/b] You may now insert the hypedermic needle into the victims jugular.
[b]12)[/b] Now, take your pick from either an adrenalin or a hallucinagenic substance and inject into the victim.
[b]13)[/b] In their current state of mind any hallucinagen will cause a very very bad trip, any adrenalin will cause further extreme panic and palpitations of the heart.
[b]14)[/b] inflict further physical damage or sit back and watch the show.




To be administered at the Gazeebo of Equilibruim on any who harm Bob.


Z

[img]http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp238/zleiphneir/Quests/KamishasKontraption.jpg[/img]


[b]Name:[/b] Kamisha's Kontraption
[b]
Physical Pain level:[/b] Comparably Minimal depending on use
[b]
Mental Pain level:[/b] Comparably large depending on use

[u]How to administer:[/u]

[b]1)[/b] Show your victim a number of horror films involving buzzing noises and bugs.
[b]2)[/b] Nail the ground spike into the ground
[b]3)[/b] Remove Hypedermic needle and make the victim slide their head through the metal hoop and into the head cap
[b]4)[/b] Tie the victims hands behind their back around the ground spike
[b]5)[/b] Use the cranking device to tighten the skull cap. The tighter you twist the crank, the more the metal rope will cut into the scalp.
[b]6)[/b] Place the mouth piece into the victims mouth so that the cheek graters rest inside the cheeks. The victim is then forced to smile, should they move their mouth when they scream or in fact move their mouth at all, the cheek graters will begin to slowly shred the inside of their cheeks causing both pain and a visual display of blood from the mouth.
[b]7)[/b] Inside each of the glass jars sits just one Hornet. Glass jars sit over each eye and each ear and are sealed. At this point, remove the seal giving the angry hornets full access to the victims eyeballs and ears.
[b]8)[/b] Should you wish to administer further physical pain simply take a hammer and hit the nose guard. This will loudly crush the victims nose, or, once the nose is already crushed, will cause further pain in an already painful wound. It will also of course jog the cheek graters.
[b]9)[/b] Again, should you wish to administer further physical pain, tighten the crank in order to drive the metal rope into the victims scalp and skull - don't go too far...else you'll hit brain and potentially make them lose consciousness.
[b]10)[/b] At this point the hornets may well have stung your victim a number of times in the ear, eardrum, eyeballs and around the eyes whilst making their loud buzzing noises. Hitting the ground spike or nose guard with the hammer will vibrate all of the metal unit causing the hornets to get more angry and agressive should they seem too lethargic.
[b]11)[/b] You may now insert the hypedermic needle into the victims jugular.
[b]12)[/b] Now, take your pick from either an adrenalin or a hallucinagenic substance and inject into the victim.
[b]13)[/b] In their current state of mind any hallucinagen will cause a very very bad trip, any adrenalin will cause further extreme panic and palpitations of the heart.
[b]14)[/b] inflict further physical damage or sit back and watch the show.




To be administered at the Gazeebo of Equilibruim on any who harm Bob.


Z

[img]http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp238/zleiphneir/Quests/KamishasKontraption.jpg[/img]


[b]Name:[/b] Kamisha's Kontraption
[b]
Physical Pain level:[/b] Comparably Minimal depending on use
[b]
Mental Pain level:[/b] Comparably large depending on use

[u]How to administer:[/u]

[b]1)[/b] Show your victim a number of horror films involving buzzing noises and bugs.
[b]2)[/b] Nail the ground spike into the ground
[b]3)[/b] Remove Hypedermic needle and make the victim slide their head through the metal hoop and into the head cap
[b]4)[/b] Tie the victims hands behind their back around the ground spike
[b]5)[/b] Use the cranking device to tighten the skull cap. The tighter you twist the crank, the more the metal rope will cut into the scalp.
[b]6)[/b] Place the mouth piece into the victims mouth so that the cheek graters rest inside the cheeks. The victim is then forced to smile, should they move their mouth when they scream or in fact move their mouth at all, the cheek graters will begin to slowly shred the inside of their cheeks causing both pain and a visual display of blood from the mouth.
[b]7)[/b] Inside each of the glass jars sits just one Hornet. Glass jars sit over each eye and each ear and are sealed. At this point, remove the seal giving the angry hornets full access to the victims eyeballs and ears.
[b]8)[/b] Should you wish to administer further physical pain simply take a hammer and hit the nose guard. This will loudly crush the victims nose, or, once the nose is already crushed, will cause further pain in an already painful wound. It will also of course jog the cheek graters.
[b]9)[/b] Again, should you wish to administer further physical pain, tighten the crank in order to drive the metal rope into the victims scalp and skull - don't go too far...else you'll hit brain and potentially make them lose consciousness.
[b]10)[/b] At this point the hornets may well have stung your victim a number of times in the ear, eardrum, eyeballs and around the eyes whilst making their loud buzzing noises. Hitting the ground spike or nose guard with the hammer will vibrate all of the metal unit causing the hornets to get more angry and agressive should they seem too lethargic.
[b]11)[/b] You may now insert the hypedermic needle into the victims jugular.
[b]12)[/b] Now, take your pick from either an adrenalin or a hallucinagenic substance and inject into the victim.
[b]13)[/b] In their current state of mind any hallucinagen will cause a very very bad trip, any adrenalin will cause further extreme panic and palpitations of the heart.
[b]14)[/b] inflict further physical damage or sit back and watch the show.




To be administered at the Gazeebo of Equilibruim on any who harm Bob.


Z

Should I say that I saw this coming?

Amoran, I would kindly ask you to drop this to avoid any further conflict here. For it is damaging you, Mur (because he is Mur to us and not Manu) and the entire MD community.

He is the person who has the last word on things, whether some people agree or not. MagicDuel is his creation and he will act as he sees fitting for the best of it.

So, please, just drop it.

I really have to admit Lifeline, that your posts amuse me.

[quote name='Lifeline' date='01 October 2009 - 09:54 PM' timestamp='1254430459' post='43459']
i just read gridos petition...lemme get this straight:
yrth did a dishonorable and selfish act by damaging khal but peace who damaged wodin to the same degree (if not worse depends on perception of course) is in the team and part of all the "plotting"? u got into a dream with peace the enemy together and plot what to do. if u hate yrth for damaging khal why do u work together with peace who commited the same offence? and on top of that let her wishes play into what happens when yrth gets disposed as king. i see here the 2 ppl asking for yrth to step down and one of them themself wanting to become king to work together with necrovions leader and fullfilling her wishes. how can that ever be in the best interest of the land golemus if the revolt leader and possible future king do what peace wishes them to do and work together with necrovion? this is GG and necrovion and not GG and marind bell or necro and loreroot. grido and metal bunny seem to have the need to plot together with peace and also meet her demands i cant see anything more dangerous for the future of GG. or do u wish to unite the 2 lands into one shared leadership?
[/quote]

Why do you keep comparing me with Yrthilian in this topic? Am I the one being asked to be deposed? If you want me to get deposed (not that I have a crown or I am a queen, I am merely a daughter of a King, a Princess. I, unlike Yrthilian, do not have actual power over Necrovion, simply because I am just a dead little princess now) make another topic and judge me for my actions.

Yes, indeed there was a dream called plotting and yes indeed me, Grido and Metal Bunny were in it. But what we were discussing had nothing to do with the future of GG. I do not care about GG. At all. Even the fact that I hold Guirrilla hostage is a burden to me, but I do it to remind Yrthilian of his mistakes. I stated before that I was willing to hand the alliance back, just NOT to Yrthilian. I wasn't even planning to give it to Grido nor Bunny to be honest. But I have no objection to actually give it back to them. What they will do with the alliance or with the land or with the people does not matter to me. Why? Beacuse I have no interest on GG. That's why. They have a land to protect and care for, as I have one. And these two lands simply do not share leadership for their interests are different.

The lands foundations are un-inspectable, as, is, your, claim.

Message from:
The Anarchy Faction

My current alliance is based in the Underground, but I am still a Golemian. I joined Cryxus' crew my first week in the realm, and my home has always been the sea, so I consider the Island also my homeland.

I have not always been comfortable with Yrth's actions, but as he is my King, I never felt it was my place to question him.
As a former member of GG alliance, my loyalties were tested in the Troubles with Loreroot. And eventually I left that alliance due to personal comflict with it's leadership, but with Grido, and not Yrth, regarding Lightsage's banning.

I've voted here to keep Yrth as King of Golemus, because I don't like the way this all has unfolded. He deserved a more honourable coup, if he is to be deposed.

Cap'n Cryxus has it right in all sides on this, and I'll support his leadership in any event. I also agree that both Grido and Yrth should be allowed to mantain an association with the land, as they both have served it well for a long time.

I have to say, however, that the war and all of these relaated events are really disheartening, especially to newer players. What might have been interesting rp now feels like so much petty personal squabbles among RPCs and older players. You guys ruin the game for the rest of us. And the injury is magnified now with the festival being cancelled just to give y'all more attention. There is no justice and no reward for honest players.

all i see here is a contest for populatrity. both sides have commited war crimes if u can call their action that way. yrth teared apart khals soul but why is he the only one who gets the blame? i dont see why peace should appear in a better light. since some time she speaks only about revenge as well. this whole thing is stupid there are just as many good reasons to dispose her of her status as well if u hold yrth actions against him.
a war starts fine, yrth and lib decide to take the first step which always makes them appear as bad to the public. the one who started the war is always screwed one especially if he looses. its a war its for several reasons and dont think u know all of their reasons for the war. so dont judge on the war itself because most of u dont know how much played into the war and how many things triggered it.
so whats left? yrth tearing apart khals soul which yes is an offense to the whole khal dynasty.
on the other side u have peace taking over the gg alliance and kicking 30 members. that is an offense to 30 members just as the burning of the soul to the "friends" of khals dynasty. and considering that more bad actions with wodin were involved i really cant say anymore what is worse: destroying a soul of somebody who had nothing to do with the war or kicking many members of an alliance that had nothing to do with the war as well and messing with an account that doesnt belong to u but did long ago to a real player.
we got 2 offenses here and who is the one left speaking of even more revenge? its peace. she seeks even more revenge and u say yrth is consumed?
i really dont get why all the blame falls on yrth. if yrth gets disposed as a king here then peace should be removed of her status as well.

and now something different. u think yrth did a bad job running GG? tell me where!
because i can tell u many reasons for necro being run badly. a group of adventures and explorers sneak into the heart of necrovion. they stay there for days and plan how to steal something from the core. then they even slaughter shades and pilage the stone stealing from it and using the stolen item for their own purpose. that was a serious offense to necrovion as a land. they defied the shade sentinel and defeated the summoned army and what are the sentinels under peace reign doing? nothing. nothing at all they let their land being pillaged and do nothing about that. necrovion was a pushover at that time. ppl just trampled over the land and stole from its most "sacred" treasure and get away without the dynasty or the sentinels or anybody doing anything about it.
in contrast to that yrth run his land really good. something like that never happened to golemus. i dont see where yrth failed. in my opinion he did a good job. of course there were war crimes but if u want to punish those then punish both sides.