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[quote name='Burns' post='33892' date='Jun 18 2009, 03:11 PM']*laughs* we were considering throwing him out for fiddling with you guys while he was still trying to go through our tests :lol: i wonder how many applications will have to be turned down before people realize that WE realize when they are trying to get into more than one ally [/quote] The main reason I didn't take him in was because he also tried it with Necrovion. Nice guy but not Loreroot material. I really hope you don't get "burned". X D

[quote name='phantasm' post='33943' date='Jun 19 2009, 09:48 AM']Phantasm ID:137291[/quote] "There are two kinds of drinkers, Irish and amateurs." But your not IRISH! X D Glad you signed up. Got your Jelly Fish net?

[quote name='Liberty4life' post='33841' date='Jun 18 2009, 10:36 AM']eh why is mur called mur? thats the question [/quote] I tried to donate. I still have the same amount of coins. Didn't say your name wasn't working. Guess *feels a sneeze coming* A A CHEWETT will have cold feet. X D Bless me *sniffles*

[quote name='Guybrush Threepwood' post='33836' date='Jun 18 2009, 09:49 AM']How aged?[/quote] It is 9 days old. Still...if no one is interested in making this move on behalf our beloved Magic Duel. *shrugs* Only person I know who knew how to direct, produce and play his part was Cryxus. I suppose not all of you guys are that talented. *throws down the glove*

Way back...no farther...no move back some more *watches reporter fall off cliff*.... I digress. I wanted to be a Healer and one who said "Sagie" things. SOOOOO I tried Sage. Already taken it said. So I tried Sage#1 or whatever the heck it was and the system said "Already take, try again noob". So I added woman to Sage and TA DA! My second one...a very popular character now, was created because Sagewoman was getting to be less Light like and Calyx of Isis, her Mistress, objected. Soooo, {no food or drink on the way to mouth I hope} I created Falen Angel. EWWWWWW say it don't spray it! *hands out napkins* Yea, you read it right! My Alt is Rajji Falen Angel, Firstwife of Khalazdad, mommy to PEACE! I got another one but its a Heretic and I promised I would Never Ever tell. And I still haven't! Neener neener!

1. Adept was poisoned by his mentor. 2. A Drachorn escaped from the Game Reserve and kept charging the Adept every time they tried to heal their army. 3. Adept was feeling all the symptoms of his expectant wife. 4. Adept sent a PM, saying they were still locked in the new Jail and that noone forgot to let them out. 5. Adept broke leg while trying to Defeat the Loreroot Guardians for the 1,000 time. 6. Adept's mom said he couldn't come to MagicDuel because he was grounded for a month. 7. Adept's Boss said he couldn't come to MagicDuel because he was grounded for playing on company time. 8. Adept's protector dropped down to Mp5. 9. Adept blew his nose so hard that he threw his back out. 10. Adept's computer is in the shop!

Sooooo, which one of you is going to make the advertisement video and then give a link? I'll give an Angien Egg to the best one made! *watches as a small crowd dusts off their web cams and their video cameras* How about if its an AGED Angien Egg? Sagewoman

*Sagewoman* ID: 47315 Adventure! Challenge! Gotta love it. [quote name='Shadowseeker' post='33694' date='Jun 17 2009, 12:54 PM']Edit your sign up please, I need the player ID ingame as well, or the entry won't count.. Okay, if this goes on at this rate, it'll be held. If you guys manage to hit the 40, 100% sure, but I'll have to write the longer quest then...(damn, more work for me <.<)[/quote] Work it baby! Work it! Lets see some sweat! Edits due to her boss's Censorship. *flips and reads about freedom of speech rights* [color="purple"]*merges and indicates to the edit button* --Grido[/color] Fine, fine. We'll watch you too, Boss.

Oh Bobbie! Your so Fine! You Blow Zleis Mind! Hey Bobbie! Oh Bobbie! Your so Fine! You Blow Zleis Mind! Hey Bobbie! Hey Bobbie! Don't you know you stake his heart when you branch out to his Hand? Hey Bobbie! :lol:

Since the Angien Island opened, I think it would be beneficial to all if Mur (May His Name Always Be Red) explained a bit more about the Eggs and why it takes so long for them to hatch and their ability to change or work differently for each player. Cubes....well, only squares heads or pants for that matter, really want to know their beginnings!

How to Apologize: Mur and Akasha, I apologize. <bows> To all the RPC's and the Gang that hang out at the GoE now instead of Willows Shop (still don't know why, is the rent cheaper?), I apologize. <bows> To the new players and old who got marked on their PL's about their attacks in the Dojo....you had it coming. (PM and I will Edit them) To all the men who got Whore Red Lipstick Kisses, soap and water will get it off. X D To those who I didn't get to yet, I am really, really Sorry! *wipes the dry erase board* I apologize for that too. Is there a do over button? Oh yeah. One more thing. Noone, you are a player who someone should never make puns about but everyone still does. I apologize for that too! X D

[quote name='Firsanthalas' post='33213' date='Jun 11 2009, 05:32 AM']Just an announcement to say that we are starting as a blank canvas so to speak. Therefore any previous treaties or disputes are considered Null and Void. So, if you would like to make any treaties, shake hands in friendship, or just re-affirm that you have a grudge against the Guardians of the Root alliance, feel free to do so here. Thanks for your time Firs, GOTR alliance[/quote] I cannot speak for Windy, but the Sisterhood puts their marks on Everyone (no not just you .everyone. only sometimes) A piece of paper cab be burned. We do not discriminate against species, type, Guild or Alliance. All you who have had their PL marked by the Sisterhood understand what I speak of. Show of hands of who got missed? You want the Whore Red Lipstick or the Void Black? :lol:

[quote name='Akasha' post='33471' date='Jun 13 2009, 10:58 PM']I personaly think that the ideea comes from that poll, and that actions, in time become history, but niot the resent. There is a BIG difference in Present and History. You are in Present and role=playing something that may/may not be a historic document. You can't compare your rp from today with the historic documents, eg: Knaty retirement. The roles are important and what actions are documented. What happens with your character is one and can be a historic document (depends on the character role) but with an imaginary action it is harder to become a historic document.[/quote] My dear Akasha! The prophesy was made a few days ago. It's history! *Cackles* Now give Granny a big hug and kiss. *shoves a Silver coin in her hand so her siblings don't see* [quote name='Grido' post='33476' date='Jun 14 2009, 02:18 AM']you're role-playing an offtopic, not realistic, and comicly amusing idea? ...in the serious sense? i have issues with the existance of it at all, that you made it, that you rp it...not where it is on the forum[/quote] I agree Sonny. *cackles* You DO have issues. :lol:

[quote name='Grido' post='33489' date='Jun 14 2009, 10:44 AM']lmao...lmao....lmao i want one...would i need volunteers or can i order them to breed?[/quote] *crones voice* Do you really want this *waves hand up and down crone body vaguely* magically bonded to be come a GriLHOHorn? The Horror! The Scandal! The Sacrilege! *insert canned Malelificent laugh here> I LIKE IT! *rubs arthritic hands together* I volunteer Boss. *gets her ear bent by Phantasm* But Spookums! I was only kidding!

[quote name='Jester' post='33076' date='Jun 8 2009, 11:46 PM']Trying to steal my adept, Sage?[/quote] Jester my dear! Adiomino is still your Adept. I do not poach from others. I think you hurt my widdle feelings.

Even though this is was taken off your topic, it is being role played by myself currently and others players who frequent the Defensive Quarters / Root of the Matter Inn are entering the role play. It is my belief that the present day occurrences are about to become current History of Loreroot. If you or the administrators of this forum disagree with me, kindly send me a pm before moving it else where. Can't you all just pat me on the back for a great job on a curse? Come to the Root of The Matter Inn so I can show you the new OVEN I put in? Hold still so I can push you in? I hear the Dark Side is running out of Cookies! :lol:

While attending to Dojo duties in Marble Dale Park and training, Sagewoman, heard of a rumor spoken of an attempt to splice a Angien Egg with a Drachorn/Rusty. Becoming Intrigue’ (d), Sagewoman went to the Source and was not a happy Summer Camper. In her temper tantrum, a little known Gift of Sagewomans became activiated. Sagewoman began to prophesize. The following is what occurred. Hear and mark my words. If this deed comes to pass, a curse will come upon those who create it and those who recruit such a retched creature. *Eyes burst in to Light and SageWoman prophecies* ~The Hands of Evil be Cursed!~ ~Recruiters will be even Worse~ ~Abuse of Angiens will be your Doom~ ~Light in Your Hearts will find no Room~ ~Angiens See. Angiens Hear~ ~Angiens Judgement You will Bear~ ~Angien Sentence You will Fear~ ~Glimmer of Light! Hear me now!~ ~Stay the Hand. Do not Allow~ Leaving the Dojo, Sagewoman’s hair began to turn white. As she passed Fortunes Well, Sage watched in horrific awe, as her once graceful hands become sunken and gnarled with Arthritis. At the entrance to Loreroot, a face once young and beautiful became marked by Time and lost its vitality. Walking briskly around Stags Crossing, the walk became a shuffle of the Aged. The worse came at Wars Hold due lack of Action Points. The back, once straight and true, became bent like an Attacking Tree in a Storm. “Oh dear!” rasped out Sagewoman. I am unbalanced on my feet!” As the AP still hand not regenerated, Sagewoman walked to the edge of the forest and picked up a branch on the ground. Using her dagger to cut off the Remaining stems and knots, Sagewoman once again had a walking staff. “Mother!” she rasped out. Clearing her voice she began once again. A crone’s voice came out of her mouth. “Oh dear, EarthMother.” It seems I have really dug my grave this time.” Once she was able to move, Sagewoman walked on to the front of Defensive Quarters and rested. Speaking out loud, Sagewoman spoke, “Is it just me or are things becoming dim around here?” The eyes of Sagewoman, the laughing green and blue one faded and then turned white. “I’m blind!” she exclaimed. Where a once beautiful woman stood, an aged old woman took her place. (Disclaimer: This is a role play and does not reflect the opinions of Loreroot or any other being of Light) June 16, 2009 While training in a unmarked area that has no map in the MDA Lands, Sagewoman got 12 wins and received her first burst. Overwhelmed with so much VE, Sagewoman image began to crack and before Sparrhawks and Willem Redbeards startled faces, the Old Crone Illusion dropped. Seeing their faces, Sagewoman roared with laughter and said, "Oopsie! My bad."

Heathens! Scoundrels! Scandal! Sacrilege! A Being of Light and Purity crossed with a drachorn, a rusty? Only a person of pure evil would think of such ...such...sacrilege! The Horror of the idea! <insert horrified expression here> Hear and mark my words. If this deed comes to pass, a curse will come upon those who create it and those who recruit such a retched creature. *eyes burst in to Light and SageWoman prophesies* ~The Hands of Evil be Cursed!~ ~Recruiters will be even worse~ ~Abuse of Angiens will be your Doom~ ~ Light in Your Hearts will find no Room~ ~Angiens See. Angiens Hear~ ~Angiens Judgement You will Bear~ ~Angien Sentence You will Fear~ ~Glimmer of Light!. Hear me now!~ ~Stay the Hand. Do not Allow~ (Disclaimer: This is a role play for FUN (per Akasha request) and does not reflect the opinions of Loreroot or any other being of Light) *Sagewoman begins to Age* [quote name='Jester' post='33380' date='Jun 12 2009, 05:46 PM']Did anyone bother asking the Angiens about this? Since you seem so intent on crossbreeding something, I have an idea. DraLHOrn - crossbreeding an LHO with a DracHorn. Any volunteers?[/quote] *crones voice: That too, is blasphemy ya whipper snapper! *points shaky knarled two fingers at her faded eyes, then points them in Jesters general direction* but ... who said that only LHO females can bear these abominations ? can't LHO be fathers ? or maybe the LHO males are chickens and want to throw the responsibility on their women? Your male, aren't you boy? *crone cackle* Want to be a Father eh? Can you push out a THIS HAS BEEN CENSORED SO THERE IS NO MASS HURLING.

Gentlemen, I thank you for your contributions, however it has gone off topic... not to mention giving me MEGO (My Eyes Glaze Over). This is the 5th Help Request that I have answered and Mur (May His Name Always Be Red Except When It's Not) is aware of the situation from my reports. This thread was based off suggestions from Himself to me that I wished to share.