Dear Confused Santa,
We, the undersigned, write to express of our deepest condolences for the loss of thine elf, who was tragically killed by Ledah the Caretaker and his heavy shovel. We are truly sorry for this terrible accident, and hope thou canst find some comfort in knowing that thine elf were a loyal and hardworking member of thy team.
We understand that this must be a very difficult time for thee - especially since thou hadst been busy preparing for Christmas. We appreciate all the joy and happiness that thou bringst to the realm every year, and hope that this tragedy will not affect of thy spirit or mission.
Please know that thou standst not alone in grief, and that there are many who care about and support thee. We, the undersigned, are among them, and are here for thee shouldst thou have requirement. Do reach out to us if thou needst audience, or if we may be a shoulder to grieve upon.
May peace and healing be upon thee in this dark time, and mayst thou remember thine elf with love and gratitude. He was a very special elf, and will be missed by many.
We did think also to ask thee whether thine elf was covered by any warranty or insurance policy. We know that this might not be the most important thing right now, but receiving compensation or replacement for thy loss may help to continue the magiks of gift-giving this season. We mean not to sound greedy or insensitive, but rather to ask in solidarity with thee that the season may continue to be blessed with gift-giving - for that is what thine elf would have wished.
Sincerely,
Aia, Queen of Loreroot, on behalf of herself and all others who sign beneath