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Given the recent anniversary I have been but in somewhat of a more social mood. To that end it appears the my other half (the player) is reaching their anniversary and I would like to commission some music to celebrate this event. Not just any music will do, no we require a magicduel related parody of songs that already exist. 


Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone

From lookin' straight at the sun


Granos' got a gun
Granos' got a gun
His whole void's come undone
From lookin' straight at the Mur

Note: This is just an example I am no artist

This will be decided by community vote, but for more effort more points will be awarded.
1 up vote = 1 point
1 heart = 2 points
Written = 1 point
Audio = 2 points
Video = 3 points

The rewards: (note may be increased if there is enough interest)

1st place 5gc

2nd place 2gc

3rd place 1gc

The last day of submission is the 5th of June 2021. Go forth and amuse me.
Multiple entries are allowed

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4 minutes ago, Yoshi said:

Can we use previously submitted works if they never won anything?

No, ideally we want new fresh stuff. (I may change my mind on this)

Multiple entries are allowed.

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I present you a 'masterpiece', if I get a challenge, I'll come up with further examples of such 'masterpieces'



His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already

a grasan’s half-eaten confetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To cast the spell but he keeps on forgetting

What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud,

The roars are incessant and it all goes south,

He’s typing it wrong and the spell is too long

He's chokin' how, everybody's jokin' now

He’d do it well a second time if it was allowed

The clock's run out, time’s up, over, blaw!


Snap back to reality, oh, there goes vitality

Oh, there goes NAME, he choked, he's so mad but he won't

Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows

His whole ritual’s popes, it don't matter he's dope

He knows that but he's dead, so stagnant he knows

When he goes in the graveyard, that's when it's

Da da dum, da dum da da da da


You better lose yourself in the magic

The moment, you own it, you better never let it go

You only get one cast, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime    yo                     x2


His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping

This world is mine for the taking, make me king!

As we move toward a new world order,

NAME will be the one to bring disorder

But superstardom is close to post mortem

It only grows harder, he only grows darker

It ain’t over ‘till it’s over! But in this Land Rover

Lots of corpses fit and lots of flies begin to hover

So hold your nose ‘cuz here goes the cold water

The magic’s all gone, he’s got only fleas to barter

He can’t gather more heat so he's now a cold product

He nose dove and caught nada, the kill failed as art dada

it unfolds I suppose it's just karma, but the beat goes on

Da da dum, da dum da da da da



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1 hour ago, Fyrd Argentus said:

I've added an audio-only recording of my song.

This is brilliant!

Also, hilarious you got attacked while performing, you should consider something like "don't shoot on the pianist"... Seriously though, should you upload the video somewhere please let me know ????

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