(Zl-eye-f)-nea Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Posted October 15, 2009 Shaogorath: BOB MUST DIE Shaogorath: SHOUTS: Bob haters unite! Shaogorath: KILL BOB, ONE AND ALL Shaogorath: SHOUTS: Kill bob dead! Quote
Firsanthalas Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 I think its time to show Shaogorath our wrath. 'The wrath of anti-Shaogorath' coming to a cinema near you. Rated 16, 18 if you have a weak heart. Quote
Ledah Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 Seriously, we should just burn bob now, enjoy the BBQ, and get on with our lives... I'll bring beer... Quote
Chad Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 Lazarus have a sack of termites! Muahahaha! Watcher and Sparrhawk 1 1 Quote
(Zl-eye-f)-nea Posted December 17, 2009 Author Report Posted December 17, 2009 buhtelj: hello buhtelj: lets cut down bob buhtelj: put it out of it misery Quote
aaront222 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Posted January 25, 2010 strange...... im not on list..... ive alwyas cut off his branches and blown him up......... Quote
dst Posted January 25, 2010 Report Posted January 25, 2010 I must confess...actually I love the tree. I love it so much that I wish it was dead! So it will go to tree heaven and live there happily ever after. Now...I am thinking: if I will ask Udgard to make me a chainsaw and then somehow trick Mur into making it work...will I have a chance of fulfilling tree's destiny? death ray, Fenrir Greycloth, Brulant and 2 others 1 4 Quote
phantasm Posted January 26, 2010 Report Posted January 26, 2010 a chainsaw where the chain flips off soon as it touches bob and slaps ya on the arm!! Quote
cutler121 Posted January 26, 2010 Report Posted January 26, 2010 It's a good thing (for Bob anyway) that only friends of Bob have come to talk to me about Bobs astral self. Watch out for the Z man he can kill you dead ! Cutler death ray and Watcher 1 1 Quote
Xcercses Posted January 28, 2010 Report Posted January 28, 2010 i think that there are four reasons WHY bob-haters trying to hurt him: first: they are just bad boys and girls and love it to harm living beings that cant defend theirselfs! second: they are jealous at bob because he is more famous then them! third: because of revenge(like in dst's case) that he doesnt wanted to bloom for her, you cant FORCE bob to bloom anyway xD fourth: maybe they are only hurting bob just to insult the defenders. like one of my little welpes, well actually she doesnt hurts him, but it insults the defenders because they dont know what she is doing, i told her to stop it but she has her own mind xD and now the big BUT! : BUT if nobody would try to kill bob, zlei and all defenders would be jobless i dont like it if bob gets hurted, but as you can see it is like peace and chaos, the one cant live without the other. so both sides are needed, the bob-haters and bob-defenders, good and evil or cookies against muffins(what you want to be is your choice) Quote
da doctor Posted February 7, 2010 Report Posted February 7, 2010 I like teasing Bob... sometimes i break little branches off him, when there is no one around him... Phantom Orchid 1 Quote
aaront222 Posted February 14, 2010 Report Posted February 14, 2010 The reason there are no leaves is because Ledah gets them off. Brulant and Chewett 1 1 Quote
whitewater Posted February 14, 2010 Report Posted February 14, 2010 [quote name='Xcercses' date='28 January 2010 - 07:59 AM' timestamp='1264665573' post='53515'] i think that there are four reasons WHY bob-haters trying to hurt him: first: they are just bad boys and girls and love it to harm living beings that cant defend theirselfs! second: they are jealous at bob because he is more famous then them! third: because of revenge(like in dst's case) that he doesnt wanted to bloom for her, you cant FORCE bob to bloom anyway xD fourth: maybe they are only hurting bob just to insult the defenders. like one of my little welpes, well actually she doesnt hurts him, but it insults the defenders because they dont know what she is doing, i told her to stop it but she has her own mind xD and now the big BUT! : BUT if nobody would try to kill bob, zlei and all defenders would be jobless i dont like it if bob gets hurted, but as you can see it is like peace and chaos, the one cant live without the other. so both sides are needed, the bob-haters and bob-defenders, good and evil or cookies against muffins(what you want to be is your choice) [/quote] I love Bob, he is a constant source of materials for my toffee apples. I don't see why people want to hurt him when he has uses...... Chewett, phantasm and Yoshi 3 Quote
Phantom Orchid Posted February 14, 2010 Report Posted February 14, 2010 Another to add to the list... : Kamikaze skips up to bob who has been left with no security or protectors in the last few days that he has been here Kamikaze: *helps himself to the twigs and tips bob a wink I know, and you know. Your an apple tree.....they just cant see. And, Kamikaze, Bob _always_ has protectors watching over him - irregardless of whether you see them or not. Quote
whitewater Posted February 15, 2010 Report Posted February 15, 2010 [quote name='Phantom Orchid' date='14 February 2010 - 07:11 PM' timestamp='1266174699' post='54478'] Another to add to the list... : Kamikaze skips up to bob who has been left with no security or protectors in the last few days that he has been here Kamikaze: *helps himself to the twigs and tips bob a wink I know, and you know. Your an apple tree.....they just cant see. And, Kamikaze, Bob _always_ has protectors watching over him - irregardless of whether you see them or not. [/quote] I am being spied upon! That is clear victimisationism! Bob loves me, I spread his twigs about everywhere!! Chewett, Yoshi and phantasm 3 Quote
aaront222 Posted February 24, 2010 Report Posted February 24, 2010 Here is me hurting Bob- aaront222: *plants a tree next to Bob* Threre you go Bob. Your ex-wife! aaront222: *plants another tree next to Bob* Your mother in law! : aaront222 laughs manically DARK DEMON, Watcher, phantasm and 9 others 3 9 Quote
whitewater Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 [quote name='aaront222' date='24 February 2010 - 09:16 PM' timestamp='1267046215' post='55125'] Here is me hurting Bob- aaront222: *plants a tree next to Bob* Threre you go Bob. Your ex-wife! aaront222: *plants another tree next to Bob* Your mother in law! : aaront222 laughs manically [/quote] Fantastic! now there is more for me to harvest. I should make a fortune if I were selling it. Enemies of bob...we look out for him. Chewett, Watcher, phantasm and 3 others 6 Quote
Blackwoodforest Posted April 15, 2010 Report Posted April 15, 2010 (edited) [size="5"][b]GUARDS - be prepared tomorrow![/b][/size] Pamplemousse: Hm, alright then, I'll try to wear my best dress of destruction. dst: GoC dst: I will also Pample King Bull: destruction is good Pamp...... Sharazhad: oooh...I want to wear a dress of seduction...i mean destruction too! : King Bull smiles dst: long dress or short one? Pamplemousse: Hmm...well, short if we will be burning, I wouldn't want to catch on fire. dst: and we need to move easily Pamplemousse: But long if we are to chop, I wouldn't want to get a splinter. dst: short it will be Pamplemousse: *nods* Short, then. Edited April 15, 2010 by Blackwoodforest pamplemousse, dst, Sir Blut and 3 others 3 3 Quote
Blackwoodforest Posted July 6, 2010 Report Posted July 6, 2010 For loosing a auction came this *shakes head* : sasha lilias she spins it in her hand before sending it flying towards Bob : sasha lilias the dagger catches the bark, slicing a large part off, before landing in the wall : sasha lilias takes two more daggers, one in each hand,and sends them flying again : sasha lilias each one slices the bark even more, leaving a large gap where the bark once was, a small pile of bark on the ground : sasha lilias she walks over to collcect her daggers : sasha lilias places two of the daggers into their respective sheaths before taking the third in her right hand : sasha lilias starts carving letters into the bare flesh : sasha lilias as she carves her red eyes blaze a constant burning fire : sasha lilias steps back, sheathing the dagger : sasha lilias The letters read: D E A T H T O B O B : sasha lilias she laughs before walking away (Zl-eye-f)-nea, Chewett, Watcher and 1 other 2 2 Quote
Curiose Posted July 6, 2010 Report Posted July 6, 2010 I would think that you should add Electremere on that list :c The poor tree was almost PRUNED while blooming. I say such monstrosity should be punishable by tree whippings! Quote
Blackwoodforest Posted July 13, 2010 Report Posted July 13, 2010 Pride looks around catiously : Pride steps closer to the guardian checking for signs of movement : Pride begins to unsheath his sword, watching as it gleams in the sunlight Pride: *slowly walks toward the tree placing a hand against the cool bark* Today seems to be the day : Pride takes a step back from the tree taking one last look around before raising the sword in both hands Pride: Goodbye you undeserving withered old firewood *lays his sword swiftly into the branchs chopping off one and watching it fall* : Pride raises his sword once more and with the sound of the wind whistling against the steel he lays into another branch and smiles at the sound of the steel against wood Pride: *lowers his sword briefly looking at his handy work* and now for the finishing touch : Pride he takes a deep slow breath holding as he raises the sword above his head and release it as the sword falls down the center of the withering tree : Pride a sly smile crosses his face as he watches the the two halves of the tree split and fall to the sides he wipes his sword clean and sheaths it once more : Pride laughs to himself as he strolls away from the timbers Watcher and DARK DEMON 1 1 Quote
Shadowseeker Posted August 29, 2010 Report Posted August 29, 2010 : Haedrin grabs his blade and starts to carve something into the bark of the small tree beside the road... : Haedrin looks satisfied - takes a quick look over his shoulder and continues towards the Gazebo of Equilibrium... Leaving a small carved symbol in the bark... Quote
keida Posted February 21, 2011 Report Posted February 21, 2011 wheres the list of the guardians? Brulant and Watcher 1 1 Quote
Ackshan Bemunah Posted January 7, 2013 Report Posted January 7, 2013 [color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] [b]: [/b][color="#305681"][i]The Silencer speaks to the ugly tree: "Are you not getting drowned? You worthless log..."[/i][/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] [b]: [/b][color="#305681"][i]The Silencer kicks the tree repeatedly[/i][/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] [b]: [/b][color="#305681"][i]The Silencer spits on the tree and leaves[/i][/color][/size][/font][/color] Quote
Fang Archbane Posted January 7, 2013 Report Posted January 7, 2013 He will pay for this. No one simply harms Bob and gets away with it. Watcher and DARK DEMON 1 1 Quote
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